1 00:02:29,244 --> 00:02:31,871 Well, we've come a long way, Walt. 2 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,623 Here at the end of round one... 3 00:02:33,831 --> 00:02:36,084 ...I'm gonna recommend cautious optimism. 4 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:39,420 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded... 5 00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:42,465 ...reassess and decide our next move, if any. 6 00:02:42,674 --> 00:02:45,426 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct? 7 00:02:47,178 --> 00:02:48,471 Yeah. 8 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,598 Well, try to think of this as good timing. 9 00:02:50,807 --> 00:02:53,351 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. 10 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,436 And your hair should start to come back. 11 00:02:57,063 --> 00:03:00,149 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look. 12 00:03:00,358 --> 00:03:04,696 I prefer to think of it as streamlined. -Right. Aerodynamic. 13 00:03:04,904 --> 00:03:09,284 So no more confusion? 14 00:03:09,492 --> 00:03:13,997 No more-? -No. No. Absolutely none. 15 00:03:15,164 --> 00:03:16,624 How are you two holding up? 16 00:03:18,918 --> 00:03:19,919 Fine. 17 00:03:20,128 --> 00:03:23,256 I mean, you know, we're busy... 18 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,134 ...but we're good. Absolutely. 19 00:03:27,677 --> 00:03:29,137 It's all good. 20 00:03:34,225 --> 00:03:37,103 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct? 21 00:03:37,312 --> 00:03:39,189 Yes. Direct bill. 22 00:03:39,397 --> 00:03:41,858 Just need to print it out for you. 23 00:04:08,259 --> 00:04:09,886 Thank you. 24 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,065 I thought we had discussed a cash discount. 25 00:04:22,273 --> 00:04:24,901 Absolutely. It's included. 26 00:04:26,152 --> 00:04:27,904 Just a reminder. 27 00:04:28,112 --> 00:04:31,866 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested. 28 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:34,369 Oh, yeah. 29 00:04:34,577 --> 00:04:36,079 Okay. 30 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:40,083 Congratulations. 31 00:04:41,459 --> 00:04:43,086 Thank you. 32 00:04:56,099 --> 00:04:57,892 Okay, well, then what about the MRI? 33 00:04:58,101 --> 00:05:00,144 Can you-? Can you please explain to me... 34 00:05:00,353 --> 00:05:04,566 ...the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory? 35 00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:10,947 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it. 36 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,785 Okay, you know, it should be covered. 37 00:05:16,536 --> 00:05:18,788 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate. 38 00:05:18,997 --> 00:05:23,459 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too. 39 00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:25,670 Yeah. Okay. 40 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,464 Bitch. 41 00:05:28,965 --> 00:05:30,341 Hi. 42 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:34,971 Been around someone who smokes? 43 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,431 No. 44 00:05:36,639 --> 00:05:38,641 The hospital bill came. 45 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:40,810 That was fast. -Yeah. 46 00:05:41,019 --> 00:05:45,106 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting. 47 00:05:51,362 --> 00:05:56,075 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover? 48 00:05:57,619 --> 00:05:58,995 I mean... 49 00:05:59,204 --> 00:06:03,333 ...I know it's strictly your domain, but... 50 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:05,627 They will. I'm sure they will. 51 00:06:05,835 --> 00:06:07,462 I'll handle it. 52 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,287 Oh, God. 53 00:08:47,372 --> 00:08:49,374 Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca. 54 00:08:49,582 --> 00:08:50,625 Dead. -Still? 55 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:53,044 Completely. -Okay, then. 56 00:08:53,253 --> 00:08:55,797 Well, thanks for stopping by. -Okay. 57 00:08:57,715 --> 00:09:00,969 So things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now. 58 00:09:01,177 --> 00:09:03,513 Good. -Of course, that's not gonna last. 59 00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:06,683 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs. 60 00:09:06,891 --> 00:09:08,309 No takers so far? 61 00:09:08,518 --> 00:09:11,855 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg. 62 00:09:12,063 --> 00:09:14,482 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across. 63 00:09:14,691 --> 00:09:16,985 Heisenberg? -Yeah, I know. 64 00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:19,863 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend. 65 00:09:20,071 --> 00:09:24,200 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding. 66 00:09:24,409 --> 00:09:26,870 Anyway, we'll stay on it. 67 00:09:28,746 --> 00:09:31,457 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank? 68 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:38,047 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything? 69 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:40,758 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles... 70 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:43,052 ...in pursuit of their prey. 71 00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:45,221 Yeah, I think I heard that. 72 00:09:46,764 --> 00:09:49,392 You, my friend, are a great white. 73 00:09:50,685 --> 00:09:52,520 How does Albuquerque liaison... 74 00:09:52,729 --> 00:09:56,065 ...Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force sound? 75 00:09:57,025 --> 00:09:58,401 Like one hell of a promotion. 76 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:02,280 As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and EI Paso. 77 00:10:02,488 --> 00:10:04,908 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 78 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,160 What you gonna do without me, Gomey? 79 00:10:07,368 --> 00:10:10,955 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week. 80 00:10:11,164 --> 00:10:13,958 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn. 81 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,586 I'm the whole package. -I'm glad I didn't just eat. 82 00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:19,255 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door. 83 00:10:19,464 --> 00:10:22,133 You wanna grab lunch? -Hell, yeah. Because you're buying. 84 00:10:22,342 --> 00:10:25,094 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs. 85 00:10:25,303 --> 00:10:27,263 Try not to get lost on the way. 86 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:29,474 Schrader. 87 00:10:29,682 --> 00:10:30,808 Yeah. Hey, Ricky. 88 00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:33,645 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too. 89 00:10:33,853 --> 00:10:35,522 Yeah, EI Paso. 90 00:10:37,815 --> 00:10:39,067 Here's the man. 91 00:10:41,778 --> 00:10:44,280 Hey, congratulations, Hank. -Thanks. 92 00:11:45,091 --> 00:11:49,262 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know? 93 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:52,765 And then he says, "Give me a four," you know? 94 00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,601 Hey. Hey. 95 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:30,428 Hey. -Got some nerve coming back here. 96 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:32,555 Or you're even dumber than I thought. 97 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:34,891 Yeah, well, maybe both. 98 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,069 Balance for the tow, the repairs... 99 00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:51,074 ...and extra for damages and stuff, the gate... 100 00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:54,077 ...the toilet. 101 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:57,622 Look, like I said... 102 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,708 ...my word is my bond. 103 00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:18,226 What would you charge me to store this here? 104 00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:21,354 A million-five. -Come on, yo. 105 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:23,773 Your sister. -Dog, I'm serious, all right? 106 00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:28,611 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front. 107 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:31,239 We could, you know, negotiate. 108 00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:37,745 Five hundred. 109 00:13:37,954 --> 00:13:39,247 A month? -A week. 110 00:13:41,749 --> 00:13:43,209 For real? 111 00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:45,044 See you. -Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:47,463 Just hold on. Just chill. 113 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,177 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable. 114 00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:54,470 Outside. -Inside. 115 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,306 Forget it. -Man, come on. 116 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:59,559 Your fence is too easy to climb. 117 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:02,312 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges. 118 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,482 Come again? -Gate, in and out, privileges. 119 00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:11,404 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside. 120 00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:14,157 And I don't know you. I don't know jack. 121 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:15,658 Yeah. 122 00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:30,298 You selling? 123 00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:32,425 I'll let you take it for nine Gs. 124 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:42,310 What about that one? 125 00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:47,774 Serious? 126 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:12,131 It's Jane, right? 127 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:15,802 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome. 128 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:20,014 Really? Does it inspire awe? -No. I mean, you know, it's great. 129 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,642 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant. 130 00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:25,728 I had an entire house before, detached and all... 131 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:30,275 ...but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know? 132 00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:33,486 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted. 133 00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:36,406 Jesus. 134 00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:41,035 Utilities are included. 135 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,037 Stacking. Sweet. 136 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,957 You got cable? -Already wired. Just call to activate. 137 00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,792 High speed, whatever. 138 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,670 Bathroom, cool tile. 139 00:15:51,045 --> 00:15:52,714 Bedroom. 140 00:15:52,922 --> 00:15:54,048 Nice. 141 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,427 I'm a fan of the hardwood. 142 00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:01,890 So you're interested? -Definitely. Definitely, yeah. 143 00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:04,058 And you're good with NP, NS? 144 00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:07,812 Sorry. What? 145 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:11,191 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside. 146 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:14,319 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries. 147 00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:18,615 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub, current employer... 148 00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:21,409 ...former address, you know, the yadda yadda. 149 00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:25,288 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call. 150 00:16:26,247 --> 00:16:29,125 Yeah. Look... 151 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,793 ...the thing is... 152 00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:32,629 ...I can... 153 00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:34,297 Unbelievable. 154 00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:38,134 I'm just currently between situations. -Then I'm currently not renting. 155 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:41,971 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever. 156 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,642 Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out? 157 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:48,436 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy. 158 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:50,813 Trust me. -Your dad? 159 00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:53,816 Owns the place. I manage it. 160 00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:56,236 Pen on paper. That's what I need. 161 00:16:56,444 --> 00:16:58,154 Or go run your game somewhere else. 162 00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:00,573 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it. 163 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:03,159 And I got no game, all right? 164 00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:05,995 I just need a chance. 165 00:17:09,207 --> 00:17:12,627 Look, my folks, they kicked me out. 166 00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:15,797 I'm a disappointment, apparently. 167 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:18,883 Didn't meet their expectations again. 168 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:21,886 So you know, now I'm persona non gratis or whatever. 169 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:26,224 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard. 170 00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,852 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time. 171 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:32,021 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear. 172 00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:42,198 Rent just went up. 173 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:45,201 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price. 174 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,953 Yes. 175 00:17:47,704 --> 00:17:49,205 Okay. Yes. 176 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:52,125 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this. 177 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,044 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months. 178 00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:57,714 DBAA fee, non-refundable. 179 00:17:57,922 --> 00:18:02,468 Yeah, of course. No problem. DBAA. Obviously, yeah. 180 00:18:04,429 --> 00:18:08,391 All right. So, what's DBAA? 181 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,935 Don't be an asshole. -Gotcha. 182 00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:13,688 I live next door. -Really? 183 00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:17,233 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't. 184 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:18,985 If you blow this, I want you gone. 185 00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:22,280 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the Dumpster... 186 00:18:22,488 --> 00:18:23,865 ...faster than you can blink. 187 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,411 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name. 188 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,913 Which is what, by the way? 189 00:18:30,121 --> 00:18:32,415 It's Jesse. 190 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,419 Jesse Jackson. 191 00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:38,588 Seriously? 192 00:18:40,298 --> 00:18:41,466 What? 193 00:19:30,515 --> 00:19:33,101 What are you doing? -Beating off. What's it look like? 194 00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:36,771 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me. 195 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:40,066 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now. 196 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:43,278 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on. 197 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,655 So let me get this straight. 198 00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:50,451 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited... 199 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,996 ...career-boosting promotion... 200 00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:57,500 ...so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave? 201 00:19:58,376 --> 00:20:00,086 I don't get it. Really, I don't. 202 00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:02,255 Babe, relax. 203 00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:05,800 Please, don't tell me to relax. -Sorry, I forgot. 204 00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:08,011 You know I hate that. -Right. 205 00:20:08,219 --> 00:20:09,971 Dave said I should express that. 206 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,891 All I'm saying is everything's fine. 207 00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:15,435 I can take a day. 208 00:20:15,643 --> 00:20:17,353 No big deal. 209 00:20:17,562 --> 00:20:23,568 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate. 210 00:22:11,342 --> 00:22:13,136 <i>Okay, so, what's the plan?</i> 211 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:15,638 The plan is we cook. 212 00:22:15,847 --> 00:22:20,268 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook? 213 00:22:30,278 --> 00:22:32,864 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own? 214 00:22:33,072 --> 00:22:35,783 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights. 215 00:22:35,992 --> 00:22:37,785 Dude. -What? 216 00:22:38,536 --> 00:22:40,830 Prior to Tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it? 217 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:44,459 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before... 218 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,879 ...but still, what choice do we have? -First of all, there's no we. 219 00:22:48,087 --> 00:22:52,175 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards. 220 00:22:52,383 --> 00:22:53,593 I got profile now. 221 00:22:53,801 --> 00:22:57,013 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass. 222 00:22:57,222 --> 00:23:00,600 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change. 223 00:23:00,808 --> 00:23:03,353 No way. -Then what do you suggest? 224 00:23:03,561 --> 00:23:08,441 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco. 225 00:23:13,238 --> 00:23:15,865 I got bills, man. 226 00:23:16,074 --> 00:23:17,367 You've got bills? 227 00:23:17,575 --> 00:23:19,410 Rent, yo. Responsibilities. 228 00:23:19,619 --> 00:23:21,412 I've already lost more than I've made... 229 00:23:21,621 --> 00:23:24,290 ...and I am tired of dicking around out here. 230 00:23:24,499 --> 00:23:27,544 You wanna know how much I've got left? 231 00:23:27,752 --> 00:23:29,838 After completing my first round of treatment... 232 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:33,550 ...and financing the world's most expensive alibi? 233 00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:35,718 Zero. Zip. Nothing. 234 00:23:35,927 --> 00:23:39,013 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family... 235 00:23:39,222 --> 00:23:42,642 ...which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point. 236 00:23:46,396 --> 00:23:50,149 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option... 237 00:23:50,358 --> 00:23:53,403 ...that leaves us with a total of two choices. 238 00:23:53,611 --> 00:23:56,656 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... 239 00:23:56,865 --> 00:23:58,908 ...or you and I start- 240 00:23:59,117 --> 00:24:02,871 You selling whatever you can. 241 00:24:05,957 --> 00:24:07,876 There's a third way. 242 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,254 And what would that be? 243 00:24:13,131 --> 00:24:16,176 We got to be Tuco. 244 00:24:16,384 --> 00:24:18,761 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game. 245 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:22,807 So you're going to what? 246 00:24:23,016 --> 00:24:25,185 Snort meth off a bowie knife? 247 00:24:25,393 --> 00:24:28,438 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you? 248 00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:33,193 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network. 249 00:24:33,401 --> 00:24:37,280 Look, we control production and distribution. 250 00:24:37,488 --> 00:24:40,700 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass. 251 00:24:40,909 --> 00:24:43,953 I mean, the point here is to make money, right? 252 00:24:44,162 --> 00:24:45,455 Sky-high stacks. 253 00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:49,292 No. -No? That's not the point? 254 00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:52,086 No, I am not willing to do that. 255 00:24:53,004 --> 00:24:54,923 Who said anything about you? 256 00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:00,094 I don't vote for this plan. 257 00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:04,474 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation. 258 00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:07,227 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote. 259 00:25:09,854 --> 00:25:11,981 I beg your pardon? 260 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:15,985 This is a partnership, remember? -I rem-Oh, I remember. 261 00:25:16,194 --> 00:25:18,321 Yeah, you cook, I sell. 262 00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:21,824 That was the division of labour when we started all this. 263 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:24,202 And that's exactly how we should have kept it. 264 00:25:24,410 --> 00:25:27,247 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk... 265 00:25:27,455 --> 00:25:29,666 ...or on my knees with a gun to my head... 266 00:25:29,874 --> 00:25:32,836 ...before your greedy old ass came along. All right? 267 00:25:39,843 --> 00:25:43,179 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve. 268 00:25:43,721 --> 00:25:46,307 And perhaps I was overly ambitious. 269 00:25:47,141 --> 00:25:49,561 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore. 270 00:25:49,769 --> 00:25:51,437 Yeah, damn straight. 271 00:25:51,646 --> 00:25:53,648 Know why? 272 00:25:53,857 --> 00:25:56,651 Because we do things my way this time... 273 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,695 ...or I walk. 274 00:26:02,198 --> 00:26:06,536 You need me more than I need you, Walt. 275 00:26:27,473 --> 00:26:30,226 <i>Yo, enter my casa. Yo, Skinny Pete. What's up, brother?</i> 276 00:26:30,435 --> 00:26:31,436 What up with it, yo? 277 00:26:31,644 --> 00:26:34,898 Hey, Combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode. 278 00:26:35,106 --> 00:26:37,859 Good deal, mover. Good deal. 279 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:43,072 Yo, Badge, hey. -Cool crib, man. 280 00:26:43,281 --> 00:26:44,908 Hey, it echoes. 281 00:26:45,116 --> 00:26:46,743 Hello. 282 00:26:46,951 --> 00:26:48,912 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 283 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,830 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay? 284 00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:53,583 So plasma is gonna go right here. 285 00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:55,835 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted. 286 00:26:56,044 --> 00:26:58,254 Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo. 287 00:26:58,463 --> 00:27:00,131 No. They burn in, yo. 288 00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,468 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too. 289 00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:06,262 They got 3-D coming out, like, any day now. 290 00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:08,139 That's what I'm waiting for. 291 00:27:08,348 --> 00:27:10,558 Porn, coz. You know? -Jesus. 292 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:13,269 Like 3-D tatas, like right in your face. 293 00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:16,356 Yeah. So, I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs... 294 00:27:16,564 --> 00:27:19,400 ...for, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort. 295 00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:20,735 Those are buck. 296 00:27:20,944 --> 00:27:23,947 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very Asiany, modern stuff. 297 00:27:24,155 --> 00:27:26,282 Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. -Yeah. 298 00:27:26,491 --> 00:27:28,701 I'm thinking, you know, just a bunch of candles... 299 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:31,329 ...maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here. 300 00:27:31,538 --> 00:27:33,331 It's gonna be chill. -The ladies... 301 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:37,293 ...they cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit. 302 00:27:38,211 --> 00:27:40,630 You are going to score, big time. 303 00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:45,301 All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it? 304 00:27:45,510 --> 00:27:48,638 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake. 305 00:27:48,847 --> 00:27:52,475 You got any other refreshments? 306 00:27:52,684 --> 00:27:55,562 I could kick it. It's been a while. -Yes, yes. 307 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:58,189 I could totally go for a loving spoonful. 308 00:27:58,398 --> 00:28:00,650 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right? 309 00:28:00,859 --> 00:28:04,487 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here. 310 00:28:05,238 --> 00:28:07,323 Okay? So listen up. 311 00:28:07,532 --> 00:28:11,202 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce. 312 00:28:11,411 --> 00:28:15,331 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five. 313 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:18,293 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right? 314 00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:20,962 Twenty-five hundred an ounce? 315 00:28:21,171 --> 00:28:22,672 That's kind of hopeful, bro. 316 00:28:22,881 --> 00:28:26,342 Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. -Seventeen. 317 00:28:26,551 --> 00:28:30,263 Okay, A, this is the best shiz ever. 318 00:28:30,471 --> 00:28:33,892 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second... 319 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,186 ...who else is selling right now, huh? 320 00:28:36,394 --> 00:28:39,439 It's dry out there, that's for sure. -Church. 321 00:28:39,647 --> 00:28:42,901 So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever. 322 00:28:43,109 --> 00:28:46,279 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions. 323 00:28:46,487 --> 00:28:48,698 Short me, you're out. 324 00:28:48,907 --> 00:28:50,491 Cut it, you're out. 325 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,327 Period. 326 00:28:52,535 --> 00:28:56,456 This is a big opportunity I am giving you. 327 00:28:56,664 --> 00:28:58,208 Understand? 328 00:28:58,416 --> 00:29:01,044 Badger, what is this? 329 00:29:03,254 --> 00:29:04,839 A big opportunity. 330 00:29:05,048 --> 00:29:08,510 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor. 331 00:29:08,718 --> 00:29:12,222 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you. 332 00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:13,890 So bring out the product, yo. 333 00:29:14,098 --> 00:29:16,851 No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever. 334 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:21,022 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where. 335 00:29:22,398 --> 00:29:26,861 All right? So you'll be hearing from me. 336 00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:28,863 Now, I got mad volume. 337 00:29:29,072 --> 00:29:32,742 So you move it quick, you move it right... 338 00:29:32,951 --> 00:29:36,079 ...there is always more. 339 00:29:37,455 --> 00:29:40,792 Okay, DBAA, mofos. All right? 340 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,211 Apply yourselves. 341 00:29:43,419 --> 00:29:44,504 Hell, yeah. 342 00:29:44,754 --> 00:29:46,714 Hell, yeah. 343 00:30:18,955 --> 00:30:20,165 Hey, there's the big guy. 344 00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:22,625 Congratulations, Uncle Hank. -Hey, Hank. 345 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,002 It's an armpit. 346 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,962 It's not an armpit. 347 00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:27,797 Oh, excuse me. 348 00:30:28,006 --> 00:30:30,550 You're right. It's the Paris of the Southwest. 349 00:30:30,758 --> 00:30:33,136 Please, it's Texas, for God's sake. 350 00:30:33,344 --> 00:30:36,723 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell. 351 00:30:36,931 --> 00:30:39,017 Human heads, they leave. 352 00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:43,313 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads. 353 00:30:43,521 --> 00:30:45,899 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there. 354 00:30:46,816 --> 00:30:50,737 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something. 355 00:30:50,945 --> 00:30:53,823 Now, D.C., on the other hand, I could get behind. 356 00:30:54,032 --> 00:30:56,659 You just do your time like a good boy... 357 00:30:56,868 --> 00:30:59,829 ...and I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown... 358 00:31:00,038 --> 00:31:01,789 ...in a couple of years. 359 00:31:16,804 --> 00:31:22,060 I went online to this fantastic... 360 00:31:22,268 --> 00:31:25,188 ...real estate website for D.C. 361 00:31:25,396 --> 00:31:30,193 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there. 362 00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:32,445 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife. 363 00:31:32,654 --> 00:31:35,698 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner. 364 00:31:35,907 --> 00:31:38,117 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there- 365 00:31:43,915 --> 00:31:45,500 Apologise. 366 00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:49,254 What? 367 00:31:49,462 --> 00:31:55,927 I will not listen to one more word until you apologise. 368 00:31:58,972 --> 00:32:01,724 For? -You know perfectly well, Marie. 369 00:32:01,933 --> 00:32:04,936 Well, obviously I don't- -Your lies. 370 00:32:05,144 --> 00:32:06,729 To me. 371 00:32:08,231 --> 00:32:10,275 The shoplifting. 372 00:32:10,483 --> 00:32:12,068 All of it. 373 00:32:12,277 --> 00:32:16,739 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away? 374 00:32:16,948 --> 00:32:20,034 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it- 375 00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:22,078 Apologise. 376 00:32:25,540 --> 00:32:27,584 Now or never. I mean it. 377 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:30,253 Or it'll never be the same. 378 00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:36,050 Why are you punishing me? 379 00:32:37,051 --> 00:32:43,349 If you don't respect me enough to apologise, to tell me the truth, then- 380 00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:54,277 I need my sister back. 381 00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:09,959 I'm sorry. 382 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:15,298 I'm sorry. 383 00:33:24,807 --> 00:33:29,479 What, do you want the gory details? -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 384 00:33:29,687 --> 00:33:31,481 No, you don't. 385 00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:33,566 Keep you up at night. 386 00:33:34,526 --> 00:33:39,447 So was it scary? 387 00:33:39,656 --> 00:33:42,200 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk. 388 00:33:42,408 --> 00:33:43,451 Jesus. 389 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:46,538 But you were way faster than him. 390 00:33:47,413 --> 00:33:49,123 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 391 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:52,043 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 392 00:33:52,252 --> 00:33:53,586 Kick ass and take names. 393 00:33:53,795 --> 00:33:56,589 Son. -No, it's fine. 394 00:33:57,674 --> 00:33:59,634 You know what it is? 395 00:33:59,843 --> 00:34:03,513 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do? 396 00:34:03,721 --> 00:34:05,640 I mean, you don't think about it. 397 00:34:06,266 --> 00:34:08,518 You stomp them down. 398 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:11,688 Where do they come from? 399 00:34:13,189 --> 00:34:15,775 Criminals, like the one you... 400 00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:19,696 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are? 401 00:34:21,573 --> 00:34:24,367 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches. 402 00:34:26,494 --> 00:34:29,789 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there. 403 00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:35,378 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse. 404 00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:49,304 Cops. 405 00:36:49,804 --> 00:36:51,598 Cops! 406 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:51,658 Wasn't sure it was you. 407 00:37:52,575 --> 00:37:53,910 New car? 408 00:37:54,118 --> 00:37:57,914 Yeah, keeping things on the DL. 409 00:37:58,122 --> 00:38:01,251 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce. 410 00:38:08,466 --> 00:38:10,385 Your half. 411 00:38:10,593 --> 00:38:13,054 Fifteen K. That's what I'm talking about. 412 00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:18,309 You're welcome. 413 00:38:18,518 --> 00:38:19,561 Jesus. 414 00:38:22,105 --> 00:38:24,232 Help me understand the math, okay? 415 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,317 I gave you 1 pound, correct? 416 00:38:26,526 --> 00:38:29,445 You and I split $2,000 per ounce. 417 00:38:29,654 --> 00:38:31,447 $1,000 each. 418 00:38:31,656 --> 00:38:33,575 One pound, that's 16 ounces. 419 00:38:33,783 --> 00:38:38,621 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000. 420 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:41,791 Sixteen. Not 15. 421 00:38:43,334 --> 00:38:44,794 Something came up. 422 00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:47,630 Something came up? 423 00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:50,925 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies. 424 00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:55,722 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool. 425 00:38:57,515 --> 00:39:00,476 So you're saying that your guy got robbed- 426 00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:06,024 Or rather you got robbed. -but it doesn't matter. 427 00:39:06,941 --> 00:39:09,736 Dude, it's called breakage, okay? 428 00:39:09,944 --> 00:39:11,654 Like Kmart. Shit breaks. 429 00:39:11,863 --> 00:39:13,823 And you're thinking this is acceptable? 430 00:39:14,032 --> 00:39:17,118 It's the cost of business, yo. 431 00:39:17,327 --> 00:39:18,786 You're sweating me over a grand? 432 00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:23,416 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo. 433 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,877 But it seems to me that what you call breakage... 434 00:39:26,085 --> 00:39:29,172 ...is just you making a fool of yourself. 435 00:39:30,006 --> 00:39:32,217 I've got another technical term for you. 436 00:39:33,009 --> 00:39:35,178 Non-sustainable business model. 437 00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:37,639 You're focusing on the negative. 438 00:39:37,847 --> 00:39:41,434 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem? 439 00:39:42,393 --> 00:39:44,479 What happens when word gets out... 440 00:39:44,687 --> 00:39:48,107 ...and it's open season on these clowns you've hired? 441 00:39:48,316 --> 00:39:51,236 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman... 442 00:39:51,444 --> 00:39:55,532 ...drug lord, can be robbed with impunity. 443 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,033 Man, come on. 444 00:39:57,242 --> 00:40:00,703 You think Tuco had breakage? 445 00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:03,540 I guess it's true, he did. 446 00:40:03,748 --> 00:40:04,874 He broke bones. 447 00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:09,045 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off. 448 00:40:09,254 --> 00:40:11,756 You want another grand? Is that it? 449 00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:14,217 That's not my point. -Take it. Here. 450 00:40:18,054 --> 00:40:20,974 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday. 451 00:40:21,182 --> 00:40:23,351 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens. 452 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,187 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful. 453 00:40:26,396 --> 00:40:27,730 So am I. 454 00:40:27,939 --> 00:40:30,650 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family. 455 00:40:30,859 --> 00:40:33,736 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything? 456 00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:36,823 You've made the division of labour very clear. 457 00:40:38,283 --> 00:40:41,703 Yo, I mean, seriously... 458 00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:45,415 ...what the hell do you want me to do, huh? 459 00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:13,651 Hey. 460 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,111 Sorry. 461 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,071 Wow, you snuck in. 462 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,365 Didn't even know you were home. 463 00:41:20,491 --> 00:41:21,701 What you eating? 464 00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,954 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it. 465 00:41:26,164 --> 00:41:27,874 I thought we nixed those, huh? 466 00:41:28,082 --> 00:41:29,792 Did we? 467 00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:35,465 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium? 468 00:41:36,341 --> 00:41:38,176 I had a craving. 469 00:41:38,384 --> 00:41:40,553 Once in a while is no big deal. 470 00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:48,269 So where's Jr.? 471 00:41:49,187 --> 00:41:50,438 Out. 472 00:41:51,856 --> 00:41:53,983 With whom? 473 00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:55,652 Louis. 474 00:41:59,614 --> 00:42:01,741 Out where? 475 00:42:03,243 --> 00:42:06,162 Somewhere. I don't know. 476 00:42:06,371 --> 00:42:09,165 He'll be back by 9. -Okay. 477 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:14,712 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is. 478 00:42:14,921 --> 00:42:16,506 Why don't you? 479 00:42:17,882 --> 00:42:22,011 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son? 480 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,639 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him. 481 00:42:24,848 --> 00:42:27,100 Just pick up the phone like I do. 482 00:42:38,695 --> 00:42:40,238 Great. 483 00:42:43,992 --> 00:42:47,203 Perhaps you might know something... 484 00:42:47,412 --> 00:42:48,580 ...about this. 485 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,501 Perhaps. 486 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,546 And then again... 487 00:42:57,589 --> 00:42:59,799 ...perhaps I don't, Walt. 488 00:43:00,008 --> 00:43:03,469 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state. 489 00:43:06,598 --> 00:43:08,558 I'd like an explanation, please. 490 00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:11,644 You don't wanna go down that road. -Why would you do this? 491 00:43:11,853 --> 00:43:14,898 You're pregnant, for God's sakes. -Three and a half cigarettes... 492 00:43:15,106 --> 00:43:16,566 ...won't do a thing to the baby. 493 00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,902 Nothing. -I'm glad you're so sure, doctor. 494 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,696 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest. 495 00:43:21,905 --> 00:43:27,869 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed. 496 00:43:29,496 --> 00:43:33,791 Skyler, this- I mean, this is something that- 497 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,253 This is so unlike you. Why-? -Really? 498 00:43:37,462 --> 00:43:39,380 How would you know? 499 00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:44,219 No, thank you. 500 00:44:05,281 --> 00:44:06,407 Hank. 501 00:44:34,853 --> 00:44:36,145 Jesus. 502 00:45:18,271 --> 00:45:20,190 Yo. 503 00:45:28,573 --> 00:45:31,868 You asked me what I want you to do. 504 00:45:42,128 --> 00:45:44,714 I want you to handle it.