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A philosopher once asked,
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"Are we human
because we gaze at the stars,
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"or do we gaze at them
because we are human?"
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Pointless, really.
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Do the stars gaze back?
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Now, that's a question.
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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Our story really begins here,
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150 years ago
at the Royal Academy of Science
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in London, England,
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where a letter arrived,
containing a very strange inquiry.
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It had come from a country boy
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and the scientist who read it thought it
might be a practical joke of some kind.
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But he duly wrote a reply
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politely explaining
that the query was nonsense.
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And posted it to the boy
who lived in a village called Wall,
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so named, the boy had said,
for the wall that ran alongside it.
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A wall that, according to local folklore,
hid an extraordinary secret.
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I'm charged with guarding the portal
to another world.
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And you're asking me
to just let you through?
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Yes.
Because, let's be honest, it's a field.
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Look, do you see
another world out there?
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No. You see a field.
Do you see anything nonhuman?
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No. And you know why?
Because it's a field!
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Hundreds of years,
this wall's been here.
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Hundreds of years,
this gap's been under 24-hour guard.
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- Well...
- One more word,
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and I'll have you up
in front of the village council!
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- Well, that sounds rather final.
- Yeah.
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- Better just go home, then, I suppose.
- Right, then. Night, Dunstan.
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Give my best to your father.
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Stop!
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Stop!
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I don't deal with time-wasters.
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Get over here and tend this stall.
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I'm off to The Slaughtered Prince
for a pint.
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See anything you like?
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Definitely.
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I mean, what I meant was these ones,
the blue ones.
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How much are they?
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They might be the color of your hair.
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Or they might be all of your memories
before you were three.
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I can check if you like.
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Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
Buy this one instead.
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Snowdrop.
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It'll bring you luck.
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But what does that cost?
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This one costs a kiss.
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Is she gone?
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Follow me.
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I'm a princess,
tricked into being a witch's slave.
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Will you liberate me?
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It's an enchanted chain.
I'll only be free when she dies.
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Sorry.
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Well, if I can't liberate you,
what do you want of me?
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So, the scientist was wrong.
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The wall had successfully done its job
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of hiding
the magical kingdom of Stormhold.
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The young man returned that night
to his home in England,
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hoping that his adventure
would soon be forgotten.
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But nine months later,
he received an unexpected souvenir.
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This was left at the wall for you.
It says here his name is Tristan.
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Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.
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Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.
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Eighteen years passed,
and the baby Tristan grew up
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knowing nothing
of his unconventional heritage.
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But never mind
how the infant became a boy.
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This is the story of
how Tristan Thorn becomes a man,
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a much greater challenge altogether.
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For to achieve it,
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he must win the heart
of his one true love.
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- It's him!
- It's him!
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Humphrey?
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Humphrey?
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No, it's Tristan.
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Did I leave something at the shop?
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No. I just thought I could bring...
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Tristan Thorn,
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shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.
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Is there no end to your charms?
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Humphrey,
there's no need to be like that.
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Be nice to the poor boy.
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Were those for Victoria?
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You were always useless at fencing
in school, Tristan.
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In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
if there was anything you were good at.
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Humphrey, that's enough.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, fine.
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- Want some breakfast?
- No, I'm really late for work.
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Fine. Why?
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Oh, I don't know.
Last night, how'd it go?
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Oh, really good. Really, really good.
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Hello, Tristan.
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- Victoria.
- Pound of sugar, please.
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- Yes.
- Let's see, a bag of flour, a dozen eggs.
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Oh, look, I'm sorry about last night.
Humphrey was really rude.
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I also need a sack of potatoes
and some chocolate, please.
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May I perhaps see you tonight?
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No, but you may walk me home.
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Now?
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Yes. Yes, I can.
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Father, I lost my job.
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Father, I don't... I lost my job. I'm sorry.
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- Father...
- You lost your job.
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Yes, so I heard.
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Father, I'm sorry. I...
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Maybe Mr. Monday was right.
Maybe I am deluding myself.
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- I'm not good enough for Victoria.
- He said that? That's poppycock.
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You really want to know
how it went last night?
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Yeah.
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Not good.
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Come on. I'm wasting my time.
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I'm not like Humphrey.
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Tristan, I can tell you that every man
I ever envied when I was a boy
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has led an unremarkable life.
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So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
Now, I take that as a very good omen.
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- Tristan, I clearly said...
- I know. You told me not to come.
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I have something for you. A surprise.
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No...
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It's not my birthday for another week,
you know.
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- I've never had champagne before.
- Yeah, me, neither.
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My God! This is delicious!
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How did... Well,
how does a shop boy afford all of this?
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I'm not a shop boy.
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God! I heard. I'm sorry.
What are you going to do now?
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No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
I was just working in a shop.
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And now I'm not.
Now I'm free to live my life as I wish.
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This must have been all your savings.
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So? I can make more.
That's the beauty of it.
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I never intended to stay in Wall,
Victoria.
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There's a big world out there,
I'm gonna make my fortune.
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Now you sound just like Humphrey.
He's quite a traveler.
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Do you know he's going all the way
to lpswich just to buy me a ring?
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Lpswich?
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Victoria, I'm talking about London
or Paris or...
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A ring? Why is he...
What kind of a ring?
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The word is he's planning to propose
to me on my birthday.
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He's going to...
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And you're gonna say yes.
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I can't exactly say no
after he's gone all the way to lpswich.
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"All the way to lpswich"?
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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
I'd cross oceans or continents.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
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I would go to
the gold fields of San Francisco
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and bring you back your weight in gold.
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I would.
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I'd go to Africa and bring you back
a diamond as big as your fist.
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Or I'd go to the Arctic
and I'd slaughter a polar bear
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and bring you back its head.
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A polar bear's head?
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You're funny, Tristan.
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People like you and people like me,
we're just not...
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I should be going. It's really late.
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Well, hold on, then.
Let's at least finish the champagne.
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Okay.
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Had Tristan known then
how the stars watched Earth,
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he'd have shuddered at the very thought
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of an audience to his humiliation.
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But, fortunately for him,
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nearly every star in the sky
was at that moment
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looking in earnest at the land
on the other side of the wall,
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where the King of all Stormhold
lay on his deathbed,
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which was a coincidence
because it was the King's final act
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that would change the course
of Tristan's destiny forever.
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Where is Secundus?
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He's on his way, Father.
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Then we shall wait.
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Sorry I'm late, Father.
I came as swiftly as I was able.
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Septimus.
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Primus.
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Tertius.
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So, to the matter of succession.
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Of my seven sons,
there are four of you today still standing.
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This is quite a break with tradition.
I had 12 brothers.
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And you killed them all for your throne
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before your father, the King,
even felt poorly.
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We know, Father.
You're strong and courageous.
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And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.
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- Secundus.
- Yes, Father?
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Look through the window.
Tell me what you see.
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I see the kingdom, Father.
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The whole of Stormhold.
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- And?
- My kingdom?
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Maybe. Look up.
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- Secundus.
- Sextus. Quartus. Quintus.
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You're alive. You're...
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Stuck like this
till the new king is crowned.
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I was that close.
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Well, at least
you haven't lost your looks.
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Oh, please. You're not annoyed
about that whole murder thing, are you?
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- I mean, that was 10 years ago.
- Yeah.
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Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
killing me, Secundus?
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Because now, of course,
now you are King of all Stormhold.
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Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
You're dead.
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Una? Una?
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No, Father, it's me, your son.
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Tertius.
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Where is your sister, Una?
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Sorry, Father.
Nobody has seen Una for years now.
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- Septimus?
- What?
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Tradition dictates the throne must pass
to a male heir.
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Exactly, Father.
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So why would I kill my sister
when these cretins are still alive?
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Indeed.
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Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
in a non-traditional manner.
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Only he of royal blood
can restore the ruby.
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And the one of you that does so
shall be the new King of Stormhold.
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Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!
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Beautiful.
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More beautiful than a fancy ring
from lpswich?
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Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
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I'd cross the wall
and I'd bring you back that fallen star.
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You can't cross the wall.
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Nobody crosses the wall.
Now you're just being silly.
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I'm not being silly. I'd do it.
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For you, I'd do anything.
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My very own star.
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It seems we have ourselves
an agreement.
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You have exactly one week
or I'm marrying Humphrey.
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Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!
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- What is it?
- A star has fallen.
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Where are the Babylon candles?
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You used the last one, Lamia,
200 years ago. Do you not recall?
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Perhaps we can obtain another.
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Perhaps we can obtain another.
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Has your mind become
as decrepit as your face, Empusa?
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You speak as if such things
are freely available.
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I know, sister, I merely thought...
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You'd have us hunting
for a Babylon candle
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while some other witch finds our star.
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Fool. There's no time to waste.
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If we must retrieve it on foot,
then we shall.
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Mormo, we need information.
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If these divinations are correct,
the fallen star lies 100 miles away.
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Four centuries we've waited for this.
What hardship a few more days?
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Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
and bring it back?
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- I've his kidney.
- I've his liver.
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And I've his heart.
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You'll be needing
what's left of the last star.
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- There's not much left.
- Soon, there'll be plenty for us all.
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- Dunstan Thorn. Not again.
- It's Tristan, actually.
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Oh. You do look a bit like your father.
245
00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:37,357
And I suppose you intend
to cross the wall as well, do you?
246
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,301
Well, you can forget it. Go home.
247
00:23:39,405 --> 00:23:41,566
Cross the wall as well as who?
248
00:23:42,408 --> 00:23:44,706
No one. Nobody.
249
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,278
Nobody crosses the wall.
You know that!
250
00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,644
Everybody knows that!
251
00:23:49,749 --> 00:23:53,276
Yeah... No, no, I know.
I understand. Nobody.
252
00:23:55,087 --> 00:23:57,487
Well, I better just head
for the old homestead, then.
253
00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:58,716
Yeah.
254
00:23:58,824 --> 00:24:02,988
- Right, then. Night, Tristan.
- Good night.
255
00:24:03,095 --> 00:24:05,188
Give my best to your father.
256
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,685
Off you go.
257
00:24:35,694 --> 00:24:39,027
I thought I heard you come in.
Hey, what happened? Are you hurt?
258
00:24:39,131 --> 00:24:40,359
No, I'm fine.
259
00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:41,956
- That Humphrey again?
- No.
260
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:45,400
Actually, it was the guard.
The guard at the wall.
261
00:24:46,305 --> 00:24:47,704
Tristan, he's 97 years old.
262
00:24:47,807 --> 00:24:51,937
Well, that's given him plenty of time
to practice, then, hasn't it?
263
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:55,608
Why, may I ask,
were you trying to cross the wall?
264
00:24:57,883 --> 00:25:00,181
I might ask you the same thing.
265
00:25:49,935 --> 00:25:51,525
I have a mother.
266
00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:55,938
I mean, I have a mother.
She could still be alive.
267
00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:58,974
Oh, I hope so. I certainly like to think so.
268
00:26:02,913 --> 00:26:04,540
The chain you cut.
269
00:26:05,716 --> 00:26:07,047
Just like you said.
270
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,276
And...
271
00:26:11,421 --> 00:26:13,889
And the glass flower.
The flower she sold to you.
272
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,982
She told me it would bring me luck.
273
00:26:16,093 --> 00:26:17,390
Thank you.
274
00:26:19,196 --> 00:26:22,359
This was also in the basket.
I've never opened it.
275
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,931
It's addressed to you.
276
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,377
Yep.
277
00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:46,980
"My dearest Tristan, please know that
I only ever wanted the best for you."
278
00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:52,452
Had my mistress allowed it,
I would have kept you in a heartbeat.
279
00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:56,664
My dearest wish is that
we will meet someday.
280
00:26:58,335 --> 00:27:01,202
The fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.
281
00:27:02,606 --> 00:27:05,507
To use it, think of me and only me.
282
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:10,377
I will think of you every day, for always.
283
00:27:13,016 --> 00:27:14,483
"Your mother."
284
00:27:21,658 --> 00:27:23,285
Well, do you... Do you have a light?
285
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,636
Mother?
286
00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:12,971
Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?
287
00:28:13,076 --> 00:28:16,339
No, I'm not.
And I'm not your mother, so get off me!
288
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,539
You're... You're not my mother?
289
00:28:19,648 --> 00:28:21,946
Do I look like I'm your mother?
290
00:28:23,318 --> 00:28:24,342
No.
291
00:28:24,653 --> 00:28:25,813
Sorry.
292
00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:29,818
Well, are you all right?
Do you want some help?
293
00:28:29,924 --> 00:28:32,290
You can help by leaving me alone!
294
00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:34,892
All right.
295
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:45,538
Oh, my God.
"Light the candle and think of me."
296
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,665
I was. I was thinking of my...
297
00:28:47,776 --> 00:28:50,506
But then Victoria and the star
just popped into...
298
00:28:54,449 --> 00:28:56,474
Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.
299
00:28:56,584 --> 00:29:00,486
This may seem strange, but
have you seen a fallen star anywhere?
300
00:29:01,222 --> 00:29:03,087
- You're funny.
- No, really, we're in a crater.
301
00:29:03,191 --> 00:29:05,284
This must be where it fell.
302
00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:07,354
Yeah, this is where it fell.
303
00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:10,431
It is. Or if you want to be really specific,
304
00:29:10,532 --> 00:29:12,864
up there is where
this weird, bloody necklace
305
00:29:12,967 --> 00:29:15,094
came out of nowhere
and knocked it out of the heavens
306
00:29:15,203 --> 00:29:17,034
when it was minding its own business.
307
00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:19,038
And over there is where it landed.
308
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:24,908
And right here, this is where it got hit
by a magical flying moron!
309
00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:31,314
You're the star! You're the star? Really?
310
00:29:31,986 --> 00:29:36,582
Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
I had no idea you'd be a...
311
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:41,424
May I just say in advance
that I am sorry?
312
00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:43,856
- Sorry for what?
- For this.
313
00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,866
Now, if I am not mistaken,
this means you have to come with me.
314
00:29:46,968 --> 00:29:50,631
See, you're going to be a birthday gift
for Victoria, my true love.
315
00:29:50,739 --> 00:29:52,104
But of course!
316
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:56,200
Nothing says romance like the gift
of a kidnapped, injured woman!
317
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,842
I'm not going anywhere with you.
318
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:06,986
Hurry. You should be
on your way now, Primus.
319
00:30:08,757 --> 00:30:12,249
You must find the royal necklace
with the ruby before your brothers.
320
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,763
I should like to see you take the throne.
The first benevolent king.
321
00:30:17,432 --> 00:30:21,459
I don't doubt Stormhold would be
a better place under your rule.
322
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:22,797
Really?
323
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,395
Well, that is fascinating.
324
00:30:25,507 --> 00:30:27,634
- Don't you think, Tertius?
- Yes, indeed.
325
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:32,543
Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well... Well.
Well, well, I...
326
00:30:32,981 --> 00:30:37,145
Since you're all here,
won't you join me in a toast?
327
00:30:38,885 --> 00:30:40,512
What a very good idea.
328
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,020
To the new King of Stormhold,
329
00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:46,353
whichever of you fine fellows
it might be.
330
00:30:47,093 --> 00:30:49,288
To the new King of Stormhold.
331
00:31:30,636 --> 00:31:31,728
You!
332
00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:58,823
You really thought that you were king?
333
00:31:59,131 --> 00:32:01,531
- You killed the Bishop?
- No, Primus.
334
00:32:01,634 --> 00:32:06,469
I think you'll find that you killed the
Bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.
335
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:09,474
Oh, look, when you finish wrestling
with your conscience,
336
00:32:09,575 --> 00:32:12,305
may I suggest you return
to your chamber?
337
00:32:12,411 --> 00:32:14,811
Leave the quest for the stone to me.
338
00:32:22,088 --> 00:32:24,886
How have we lived this way
all these years?
339
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:41,829
In my absence, I expect you to make it
fit for the queens we are.
340
00:32:42,508 --> 00:32:47,810
When I return with our prize,
all of us shall be young again.
341
00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:51,641
Never fear, my sisters.
342
00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,744
I will not fail.
343
00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:06,628
Don't you ever sleep?
344
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:07,697
Not at night.
345
00:33:08,165 --> 00:33:09,530
May have escaped your notice, genius,
346
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:11,658
but that's when stars
have rather better things to do.
347
00:33:11,769 --> 00:33:14,067
They're coming out, shining,
that sort of thing.
348
00:33:14,171 --> 00:33:17,402
Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
but you're not in the sky anymore.
349
00:33:17,508 --> 00:33:19,476
Coming out is off the agenda.
350
00:33:19,576 --> 00:33:23,273
Shining has been suspended
until further notice.
351
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,816
Oh, and sleeping during the day
is O-U-T.
352
00:33:27,551 --> 00:33:31,009
Unless you have some magical ability
to sleep while you're walking.
353
00:33:31,121 --> 00:33:33,487
Have you not got it
into your thick head yet?
354
00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:35,581
I'm not walking anywhere!
355
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,486
Fine.
356
00:33:38,062 --> 00:33:41,088
Sit in a crater.
I've had enough of you anyway.
357
00:33:41,465 --> 00:33:44,059
I was gonna put you back in the sky
once I'd brought you to my Victoria,
358
00:33:44,168 --> 00:33:47,365
but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
in the middle of nowhere forever.
359
00:33:47,471 --> 00:33:50,838
And just how were you planning
to get me back to the sky?
360
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:54,206
I find the fastest way to travel
is by candlelight.
361
00:33:54,645 --> 00:33:58,513
- You've got a Babylon candle.
- Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.
362
00:33:58,615 --> 00:34:00,173
- A Babylon candle.
- That's what I said.
363
00:34:00,284 --> 00:34:01,273
You said "Bubbling."
364
00:34:01,385 --> 00:34:03,785
Anyway, I was going to give
what's left of it to you.
365
00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,219
Well, that barely has one use left.
366
00:34:06,323 --> 00:34:10,817
So be grateful I'm not using it right now
to get us both back to the wall.
367
00:34:10,928 --> 00:34:14,295
Unless you have a better way of
getting yourself home.
368
00:34:16,934 --> 00:34:18,060
Fine!
369
00:34:18,502 --> 00:34:20,163
Help me up.
370
00:34:20,838 --> 00:34:23,238
All right. All right. I'm helping.
371
00:34:24,608 --> 00:34:26,200
And you are gonna have to walk
quicker than that.
372
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:29,074
Otherwise, I'll never get you back
to Victoria in a week.
373
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:30,646
Don't push your luck.
374
00:34:32,516 --> 00:34:36,384
Don't take less than a florin for him,
Bernard! You understand?
375
00:34:36,487 --> 00:34:38,614
- Yes, Mother.
- No dilly-dallying!
376
00:34:38,722 --> 00:34:42,624
And don't even think of stopping at the
tavern, Bernard, or you'll be sorry!
377
00:34:42,726 --> 00:34:44,853
A florin for your goat, boy.
378
00:34:50,234 --> 00:34:52,702
He's a bit small to pull your cart.
379
00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:56,266
You're quite right.
380
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,312
That's much better.
381
00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:14,218
Bernard!
382
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,288
Bernard!
383
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:40,708
Get on!
384
00:36:16,918 --> 00:36:18,215
Who goes there?
385
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,311
What do you want with me,
a poor old flower...
386
00:36:20,422 --> 00:36:23,357
Oh, do shut up. I know what you are
387
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:28,088
and I swear by the ordinances of the
sisterhood to which we both belong
388
00:36:28,196 --> 00:36:30,664
that I mean you no harm this day.
389
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:32,756
I wish to share your meal.
390
00:36:33,201 --> 00:36:39,071
Well, one can never be too careful.
Sit down. I'll get you a seat.
391
00:36:48,016 --> 00:36:49,813
- Anything else?
- Nope.
392
00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:54,979
What's it to be?
393
00:36:55,624 --> 00:36:57,148
Heads or tails?
394
00:36:57,826 --> 00:36:58,986
Heads.
395
00:37:00,795 --> 00:37:02,524
So, stranger,
396
00:37:02,998 --> 00:37:05,990
where are you headed off to
on this fine day?
397
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,035
I seek a fallen star.
398
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:10,901
She fell not far from here.
399
00:37:11,006 --> 00:37:13,236
And when I find her,
I shall take my great knife
400
00:37:13,341 --> 00:37:15,809
and cut out her heart
while she still lives.
401
00:37:15,911 --> 00:37:20,371
And the glory of our youth
shall be restored.
402
00:37:20,949 --> 00:37:22,348
Fallen star?
403
00:37:23,518 --> 00:37:26,043
That's the best news I've had in ages.
404
00:37:26,154 --> 00:37:28,918
I could do with losing
a few years meself.
405
00:37:29,024 --> 00:37:31,083
So whereabouts did you...
406
00:37:31,193 --> 00:37:32,717
Limbus grass!
407
00:37:32,827 --> 00:37:38,163
You dare to steal truth from my lips
by feeding me limbus grass?
408
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:42,532
Do you have any idea what a big
mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?
409
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:45,731
How do you know my...
410
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,831
- Who are you?
- Look again.
411
00:37:50,378 --> 00:37:54,278
I shall not seek the star,
Your Dark Majesty. I swear.
412
00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,041
Seek all you wish.
413
00:37:58,218 --> 00:38:01,676
You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.
414
00:38:02,722 --> 00:38:06,249
You will not perceive her
even if she stands before you.
415
00:38:13,233 --> 00:38:16,202
Pray you never meet me again,
Ditchwater Sal.
416
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,895
Oh, right. So let me get this straight.
417
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,565
You think you know
we're going the right way because...
418
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,438
And I quote, "I just do."
419
00:38:24,544 --> 00:38:26,239
I do, though. I don't know why.
420
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:29,008
Maybe it's my love for Victoria
guiding me home.
421
00:38:29,115 --> 00:38:30,673
- Please.
- Yvonne, whether you like it or not...
422
00:38:30,783 --> 00:38:33,411
Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so...
423
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,817
How many times do I have to...
424
00:38:35,922 --> 00:38:38,686
Would you...
Would you please slow down?
425
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,053
Yes, yes.
426
00:38:41,995 --> 00:38:43,155
Look, we're...
We're going north, all right?
427
00:38:43,263 --> 00:38:44,525
The wall's north.
428
00:38:44,631 --> 00:38:47,794
And if you look up in the sky,
even during the day, you can see the...
429
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,595
The evening star. That's so weird.
430
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,567
That's funny. Hilarious.
My sides are splitting.
431
00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:53,263
No, I'm being...
432
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,637
Wait that... That was you! Really?
433
00:38:58,911 --> 00:39:00,674
What... What are...
434
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,112
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like I'm doing?
435
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,377
- Sitting down. I'm tired.
- Please don't do this again.
436
00:39:05,485 --> 00:39:07,953
We agreed we'd stop off
at the next village to eat and rest.
437
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:11,023
Come on, Tristan. It's midday.
438
00:39:11,624 --> 00:39:15,958
I never stay up this late!
Just, please, let me sleep!
439
00:39:16,796 --> 00:39:21,290
Okay, you... Well, then I'll... You sleep.
I'll go and get something to eat.
440
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,268
What are you doing?
441
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:33,607
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm making sure you don't run away.
442
00:39:49,729 --> 00:39:54,132
Your Highness, the soothsayer,
as you requested.
443
00:39:55,568 --> 00:39:57,160
South, you said.
444
00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:59,627
South we went.
445
00:40:01,074 --> 00:40:02,598
Still no stone.
446
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:06,637
Do you now propose
we start swimming?
447
00:40:06,746 --> 00:40:11,809
Sire, I've merely relayed to you
what the runes have told me.
448
00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:13,510
I can do no more.
449
00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:16,753
Well, consult them again.
450
00:40:17,188 --> 00:40:18,280
Wait.
451
00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:25,285
Before we seek the stone,
I have another question.
452
00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:29,028
Am I the seventh son?
453
00:40:33,571 --> 00:40:34,663
Yes.
454
00:40:34,772 --> 00:40:36,399
Another question.
455
00:40:37,141 --> 00:40:39,769
Is my favorite color blue?
456
00:40:43,481 --> 00:40:44,470
Yes.
457
00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:48,313
Has excessive begging or pleading
ever persuaded me
458
00:40:48,419 --> 00:40:50,683
to spare the life of a traitor?
459
00:40:53,991 --> 00:40:55,515
What does that mean?
460
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:58,186
- That means no.
- Good.
461
00:40:59,163 --> 00:41:02,098
Throw them again.
This time, throw them high.
462
00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:08,229
Do you work for my brother?
463
00:41:24,655 --> 00:41:27,681
So, do we continue west?
464
00:41:58,155 --> 00:41:59,349
Tristan?
465
00:42:08,365 --> 00:42:09,764
Who's there?
466
00:42:17,241 --> 00:42:19,004
Tristan, is that you?
467
00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,600
It's not funny.
468
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:27,178
Tristan?
469
00:42:37,361 --> 00:42:38,587
Come on.
470
00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:24,564
Be careful how much magic
you use, sister.
471
00:43:24,673 --> 00:43:26,470
It's beginning to show.
472
00:43:26,575 --> 00:43:29,908
One goat and a small enchantment.
Hardly extravagant.
473
00:43:30,012 --> 00:43:32,947
Well, even using the ring
will take its toll.
474
00:43:33,048 --> 00:43:35,380
Better you call on us only in dire need.
475
00:43:35,484 --> 00:43:38,783
And use your runes
to locate the star yourself.
476
00:43:38,887 --> 00:43:40,878
I used them and she should be here.
477
00:43:40,989 --> 00:43:43,787
But now
they're just telling me gibberish.
478
00:44:01,243 --> 00:44:04,041
It is because you must stay
where you are, my sister.
479
00:44:04,146 --> 00:44:05,374
She is coming to you.
480
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,108
Oh, be warned, Lamia.
Delicacy is needed.
481
00:44:08,216 --> 00:44:12,243
Misery has drained her.
She's barely shining.
482
00:44:12,354 --> 00:44:17,087
Set a trap that ensures her heart
is glowing before you cut it out.
483
00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:21,089
Yvaine! Yvaine!
484
00:44:21,964 --> 00:44:23,454
Oh, you idiot.
485
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,848
You shall become human.
486
00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:09,096
You are Billy, the innkeeper.
I am your wife, and you're our daughter.
487
00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:13,662
Now, make everything ready.
Our special guest will be here soon.
488
00:46:24,584 --> 00:46:28,680
I mean, who's to say he'd have even
kept his promise about the candle?
489
00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:32,451
I just refuse to believe
he's the only person in Stormhold
490
00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:34,254
who could've helped me.
491
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,626
Going on and on and on.
Just "Victoria this" and "Victoria that."
492
00:46:41,034 --> 00:46:42,262
Tristan?
493
00:46:43,703 --> 00:46:46,297
Please protect our sister, Tristan.
494
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:50,173
Yvaine is in grave danger.
495
00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:53,308
The unicorn came to help her.
496
00:46:54,047 --> 00:46:56,538
But now they're heading into a trap.
497
00:47:00,553 --> 00:47:03,351
No star is safe in Stormhold.
498
00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:08,590
The last to fall, 400 years ago,
499
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:14,031
was captured by the same witches
who seek Yvaine now.
500
00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:16,862
They tricked her,
501
00:47:18,404 --> 00:47:19,894
cared for her,
502
00:47:21,207 --> 00:47:24,836
and when her heart
was once more aglow,
503
00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:28,810
they cut it from her chest
504
00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:31,508
and ate it.
505
00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,053
There's no time to waste.
506
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:37,883
A coach is coming.
507
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:41,618
By any means possible,
you must get on it.
508
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:43,318
Run.
509
00:48:23,835 --> 00:48:26,827
If Septimus insists on sending a boy
to do a man's job...
510
00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:27,927
No, no, no, wait, please!
511
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:29,904
I don't know a Septimus.
I just need a lift.
512
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:32,805
Look at me, look at me.
I'm unarmed. Please.
513
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,303
Please, let me ride with you.
514
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:38,780
I'm afraid that's impossible.
I'm on a quest of enormous importance.
515
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,783
Well, then all the more reason
to take me with you.
516
00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:44,377
There may come a time when you need
a second pair of hands. Sir?
517
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:48,117
Please. Maybe providence sent me
to you just as it sent you to me.
518
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,256
- Get on.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
519
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,882
Goodness me, my dear.
Come in out of this wretched rain!
520
00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:25,557
We have food and drink, a warm bed
and plenty of hot water for a bath.
521
00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:48,813
How do you like your bath?
Warm, hot or boil-a-lobster?
522
00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:50,946
I honestly don't know.
523
00:49:51,053 --> 00:49:52,452
Then let me choose for you,
524
00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,751
and I'll have my husband
take your horse to the stable.
525
00:49:56,725 --> 00:49:57,851
Billy?
526
00:50:08,737 --> 00:50:12,002
Now, let's get you out
of your wet things, shall we?
527
00:50:23,319 --> 00:50:24,786
Feeling better?
528
00:50:24,887 --> 00:50:26,616
Much. Thank you.
529
00:50:27,022 --> 00:50:29,513
The warm water's actually done me
a world of good.
530
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:32,594
You see?
The powers of a nice, hot bath.
531
00:50:32,695 --> 00:50:35,129
And your leg? Any improvement?
532
00:50:37,032 --> 00:50:38,863
That is extraordinary.
533
00:50:39,368 --> 00:50:43,099
It's the very least I could do.
I'm just glad you're feeling better.
534
00:50:43,205 --> 00:50:45,070
You seem happier in yourself, too.
535
00:50:45,174 --> 00:50:48,473
I do feel happier. Less troubled.
536
00:50:49,712 --> 00:50:50,872
Wonderful.
537
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,875
Nothing like a nice soak
to warm the cockles of your heart.
538
00:51:02,858 --> 00:51:06,191
Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,
539
00:51:06,295 --> 00:51:09,787
but I've been told
I have a healer's hands.
540
00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:13,367
I'd be glad to give you a massage.
541
00:51:13,902 --> 00:51:15,392
What's a massage?
542
00:51:15,504 --> 00:51:18,735
Never had... Well, bless my soul.
543
00:51:19,475 --> 00:51:23,605
Nothing like a massage to send you off
for the finest and deepest night's sleep.
544
00:51:23,712 --> 00:51:25,179
I do have trouble sleeping at night.
545
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,145
Lie on your back, dear.
546
00:51:30,185 --> 00:51:32,153
Why not close your eyes?
547
00:51:33,222 --> 00:51:35,588
You'll drift off better that way.
548
00:51:49,972 --> 00:51:50,996
Hello!
549
00:51:53,108 --> 00:51:54,097
Service!
550
00:51:54,209 --> 00:51:56,734
Maybe we should carry on
and try the next inn,
551
00:51:56,845 --> 00:51:59,575
especially if this stone is as close
as your runes say.
552
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,410
I'll give it one more try.
553
00:52:05,954 --> 00:52:07,182
Relax here, my love.
554
00:52:07,289 --> 00:52:10,656
I'll be back just as soon as
I've taken care of this customer.
555
00:52:15,762 --> 00:52:18,196
At last. We require accommodation.
556
00:52:18,298 --> 00:52:21,631
Please help my friend
take the horses to the stables.
557
00:52:35,615 --> 00:52:36,741
Hello!
558
00:52:57,370 --> 00:52:58,860
I'm accustomed to better service,
559
00:52:58,972 --> 00:53:01,839
but you're awake now
and that's what counts.
560
00:53:02,709 --> 00:53:04,040
Prepare your best room.
561
00:53:04,144 --> 00:53:05,202
- She got the stone.
- Stone, stone.
562
00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:09,476
I'll thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
I am the lady of this inn.
563
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,107
Glass of wine?
564
00:53:11,218 --> 00:53:12,412
No, no, no, no, no.
565
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,309
No.
566
00:53:15,288 --> 00:53:19,315
Until my brother is dead,
I have vowed to drink only my own wine.
567
00:53:21,461 --> 00:53:24,953
Though my friend in the stables
might be glad of a drop.
568
00:53:27,267 --> 00:53:29,201
Your best room, perhaps?
569
00:53:30,804 --> 00:53:32,135
Of course.
570
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:41,473
I'm sorry. I presumed that...
571
00:53:42,048 --> 00:53:44,016
Traveling alone, are you?
572
00:53:45,519 --> 00:53:48,886
I've just stabled my four black stallions
and my carriage.
573
00:53:48,989 --> 00:53:52,117
Well, I say mine.
It belonged to my late father.
574
00:54:06,106 --> 00:54:07,334
Thank you.
575
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,740
That's so kind, thank you very much.
My name's Tristan. What's yours?
576
00:54:11,845 --> 00:54:13,073
Bernard.
577
00:54:20,887 --> 00:54:24,015
There was not a horse or beast
he could not master.
578
00:54:24,124 --> 00:54:26,854
So much so that in his youth,
he took to riding a camel,
579
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,325
which was comical.
580
00:54:28,428 --> 00:54:30,521
When he passed,
the carriage came to me.
581
00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:31,654
She's got the stone!
582
00:54:31,765 --> 00:54:32,754
- She's got it!
- She's got it!
583
00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:36,131
And it's the largest in all of Stormhold,
so they say.
584
00:54:36,236 --> 00:54:38,998
How nice for you. If you'll excuse me.
585
00:54:39,103 --> 00:54:40,195
Wait.
586
00:54:40,905 --> 00:54:42,896
That stone you're wearing. It can't be.
587
00:54:43,007 --> 00:54:44,599
- Oh, finally.
- Yeah, good, well done, yes, sir.
588
00:54:44,709 --> 00:54:45,676
- Well done.
- Sweet.
589
00:54:45,777 --> 00:54:46,766
Come here. Let me see it.
590
00:54:59,824 --> 00:55:01,815
You have no idea
what you're meddling with.
591
00:55:01,926 --> 00:55:07,728
I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
and I demand that you bring it to me!
592
00:55:07,832 --> 00:55:09,322
Bring me the stone! Now!
593
00:55:09,434 --> 00:55:12,562
Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
they give you! They tried to...
594
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:30,850
- Are you all right?
- Billy!
595
00:55:33,024 --> 00:55:34,150
Get him!
596
00:56:12,764 --> 00:56:15,164
The burning golden heart
of a star at peace
597
00:56:15,266 --> 00:56:18,292
is so much better
than your frightened little heart.
598
00:56:18,403 --> 00:56:22,339
Even so, better than no heart at all.
599
00:56:24,342 --> 00:56:27,038
Yvaine?
Hold me tight and think of home.
600
00:56:35,219 --> 00:56:37,881
No!
601
00:56:56,341 --> 00:57:00,744
- What the hell did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?
602
00:57:00,845 --> 00:57:03,744
"Think of home!" That was a great plan!
603
00:57:03,846 --> 00:57:05,905
You thought of your home
and I thought of mine
604
00:57:06,015 --> 00:57:07,880
and now we're halfway between the two!
605
00:57:07,983 --> 00:57:11,043
Oh, you stupid cow!
What did you think of your home for?
606
00:57:11,153 --> 00:57:12,586
You just said "home"!
607
00:57:12,688 --> 00:57:16,021
If you wanted me to think of your home,
you should have said!
608
00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:18,559
Some crazy lady
was going to cut your heart out
609
00:57:18,661 --> 00:57:20,390
and you wanted
more specific instructions?
610
00:57:20,496 --> 00:57:23,897
Perhaps you'd like it in writing!
Or a diagram, maybe!
611
00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:36,074
Look, Captain Shakespeare!
Caught ourselves a little bonus!
612
00:57:36,679 --> 00:57:38,977
A couple of Lightning Marshals!
613
00:57:42,852 --> 00:57:45,912
They don't look
like Lightning Marshals to me.
614
00:57:46,021 --> 00:57:49,115
Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?
615
00:57:49,225 --> 00:57:52,422
"Why else would anyone be up here
in the middle of a storm?"
616
00:57:52,561 --> 00:57:54,290
Well, let's think.
617
00:57:54,397 --> 00:57:57,662
Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
we are!
618
00:57:58,401 --> 00:57:59,959
Now, who are you?
619
00:58:01,837 --> 00:58:05,068
Let's see if a night on our lovely brig
will loosen their lips!
620
00:58:05,174 --> 00:58:08,109
- Get them in the brig!
- You heard the man! Let's go!
621
00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:12,977
Get them into the brig and the rest of
you dirty dogs, back to work!
622
00:58:13,082 --> 00:58:15,676
We've got lightning to catch! Come on!
623
00:58:39,675 --> 00:58:43,441
- They're going to kill us, aren't they?
- I don't know.
624
00:58:46,115 --> 00:58:48,982
You know, it's funny. I used to watch...
625
00:58:50,386 --> 00:58:53,116
I used to watch people
having adventures.
626
00:58:55,224 --> 00:58:56,714
I envied them.
627
00:58:58,227 --> 00:59:01,196
You ever heard the expression,
"Be careful what you wish for"?
628
00:59:01,297 --> 00:59:03,993
What? So ending up with my heart
cut out, that'll serve me right, will it?
629
00:59:04,099 --> 00:59:07,125
No. No, I didn't...
I didn't mean it like that.
630
00:59:09,138 --> 00:59:11,265
Look, I admire you dreaming.
631
00:59:12,675 --> 00:59:14,643
Shop boy like me,
632
00:59:14,743 --> 00:59:16,643
I could never have imagined
an adventure this big
633
00:59:16,745 --> 00:59:19,009
in order to have wished for it.
634
00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:22,316
I just thought
I'd find some lump of celestial rock
635
00:59:22,418 --> 00:59:25,012
and take it home, and that would be it.
636
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,449
And you got me.
637
00:59:34,761 --> 00:59:38,788
If there's one thing I've learned
in all my years watching Earth,
638
00:59:38,899 --> 00:59:41,697
it's that people aren't
what they may seem.
639
00:59:42,436 --> 00:59:43,460
There are shop boys
640
00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:47,836
and there are boys who just happen
to work in shops for the time being.
641
00:59:47,941 --> 00:59:51,934
And trust me, Tristan,
you're no shop boy.
642
00:59:54,181 --> 00:59:56,843
You saved my life. Thank you.
643
01:00:01,822 --> 01:00:03,414
Well, well, well.
644
01:00:04,057 --> 01:00:05,888
The last brother dead.
645
01:00:07,628 --> 01:00:09,653
Which means that I'm king.
646
01:00:13,734 --> 01:00:14,962
I'm king!
647
01:00:17,938 --> 01:00:19,530
Not yet, brother.
648
01:00:20,807 --> 01:00:23,002
Damn. I still need the stone.
649
01:00:24,244 --> 01:00:28,010
- Your brother doesn't have it?
- Well, why don't you find out?
650
01:00:38,258 --> 01:00:39,885
Where is my stone?
651
01:00:39,993 --> 01:00:41,722
I don't...
652
01:00:41,828 --> 01:00:44,729
The man, see, your brother...
I heard him speak of a stone.
653
01:00:44,831 --> 01:00:47,732
Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.
654
01:00:47,834 --> 01:00:49,734
- What girl?
- I don't know.
655
01:00:49,836 --> 01:00:52,532
A girl. She got away.
Because this was a trap set up for her,
656
01:00:52,639 --> 01:00:55,699
but your brother,
he come just straight into it.
657
01:00:55,809 --> 01:00:58,073
A trap? Set by who?
658
01:00:58,378 --> 01:01:00,278
A woman you should pray
you'll never meet.
659
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:01,574
She's...
660
01:01:02,549 --> 01:01:05,416
She's gone.
She took your brother's carriage.
661
01:01:05,519 --> 01:01:07,612
This woman wanted my stone?
662
01:01:07,721 --> 01:01:10,121
No. She wanted the girl's heart.
663
01:01:10,223 --> 01:01:14,523
She said the girl was a star and
she wanted to cut out her heart and...
664
01:01:17,164 --> 01:01:18,358
Eat it?
665
01:01:20,133 --> 01:01:21,498
Oh, my God.
666
01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:25,630
Do you have any idea what this means?
667
01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:28,567
Everlasting life.
668
01:01:29,943 --> 01:01:31,934
King forever.
669
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,641
It's not here, sire.
670
01:01:37,751 --> 01:01:39,844
This idiot's coming with us.
671
01:02:04,275 --> 01:02:06,334
- Ask again.
- We have asked again
672
01:02:06,444 --> 01:02:08,742
and the answer is still the same.
She is airborne!
673
01:02:08,847 --> 01:02:10,144
Well, she can't remain so forever.
674
01:02:10,248 --> 01:02:12,216
Inform me
as soon as she touches ground!
675
01:02:12,317 --> 01:02:14,217
Lmmediately! Do you understand?
676
01:02:14,319 --> 01:02:17,880
Watch your tongue, sister!
It is you and not we who've lost her.
677
01:02:17,989 --> 01:02:19,854
Lost her and broken the knife!
678
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,927
Even if you apprehend her,
how will you complete the deed?
679
01:02:23,028 --> 01:02:26,395
Perhaps you should return now
and one of us set out in your place.
680
01:02:26,498 --> 01:02:27,692
Don't be absurd.
681
01:02:27,799 --> 01:02:30,666
I'll bring her home
and deal with her there.
682
01:02:30,769 --> 01:02:33,636
Be sure everything is ready
for our arrival.
683
01:02:40,478 --> 01:02:42,605
Tell me about Victoria then.
684
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:47,878
Well, she...
685
01:02:51,456 --> 01:02:54,050
There's nothing more to tell you.
686
01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:59,688
Because the little I know about love
is that it's unconditional.
687
01:03:00,432 --> 01:03:02,832
It's not something you can buy.
688
01:03:02,934 --> 01:03:05,801
Hang on.
This wasn't about me buying her love.
689
01:03:07,902 --> 01:03:10,666
This was a way for me
to prove how I felt.
690
01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:16,410
And what's she doing to prove
how she feels about you?
691
01:03:16,510 --> 01:03:17,670
Well...
692
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:25,883
Look, Yvaine, you'll understand
when you meet her. All right?
693
01:03:26,387 --> 01:03:29,447
Provided we don't get murdered
by pirates first.
694
01:03:30,491 --> 01:03:35,588
Murdered by pirates.
Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria.
695
01:03:35,696 --> 01:03:38,494
I can't quite decide
which sounds more fun.
696
01:03:41,035 --> 01:03:43,265
We've located the sky vessel.
697
01:03:43,371 --> 01:03:45,965
It's headed north
for the port town on Mount Drummond
698
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:49,406
and you are no longer
the only one seeking the star.
699
01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:51,478
There's someone following your tracks!
700
01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:53,672
A witch? A warlock?
701
01:03:53,781 --> 01:03:56,909
A prince and he's catching you up!
Get a move on!
702
01:04:24,410 --> 01:04:30,713
So, this is the part where you tell me
who you are and why you're up here.
703
01:04:31,517 --> 01:04:36,750
Or I'll snap her pretty little fingers
one by one like dry twigs!
704
01:04:39,058 --> 01:04:41,083
My name is Tristan Thorn.
705
01:04:41,393 --> 01:04:43,918
- This is my wife, Yvaine.
- Your wife?
706
01:04:44,596 --> 01:04:48,293
Far too young and radiant
to belong to just one man!
707
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:52,535
It's share and share alike
aboard my vessel, sonny boy!
708
01:04:54,073 --> 01:04:55,062
If you dare even touch her...
709
01:04:55,174 --> 01:04:57,870
You may think you're showing
a little spirit in front of your lady friend,
710
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,810
but if you talk back to me again,
I'll feed your tongue to the dogs,
711
01:05:00,913 --> 01:05:02,972
you impertinent little pup!
712
01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:06,749
- Sir?
- Better! But still interrupting.
713
01:05:06,852 --> 01:05:10,686
Let's see.
A hanging's always good for morale!
714
01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:13,280
Maybe we'll watch you dance
a gallows jig!
715
01:05:15,361 --> 01:05:19,320
Or perhaps I'll just tip you over the side
and have done with it!
716
01:05:20,065 --> 01:05:21,965
It's a very long way down.
717
01:05:22,067 --> 01:05:25,468
Plenty of time to reminisce
about your pitifully short lives.
718
01:05:25,571 --> 01:05:28,506
Please, look, we're just trying
to make our way home,
719
01:05:28,607 --> 01:05:29,938
back to a place called Wall,
where I come from.
720
01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:31,566
What did you say?
721
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:33,770
I said we were trying to get home
to Wall.
722
01:05:33,879 --> 01:05:35,779
That's one lie too many, my son.
723
01:05:35,881 --> 01:05:36,848
- Wall?
- Shut up.
724
01:05:36,949 --> 01:05:37,916
What's he saying?
725
01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:40,918
Thought you could just wander
onto my patch, did you?
726
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,453
- He is. Yeah, he's gonna...
- And live to tell the tale?
727
01:05:42,554 --> 01:05:45,045
All right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
on the deck! Now, go, go, go!
728
01:05:45,157 --> 01:05:49,594
Big mistake, Mr. Thorn!
And the last one you'll ever make!
729
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:59,736
- No! No! You brute!
- Come... Come on!
730
01:05:59,838 --> 01:06:02,966
- You murderer! You pig!
- Come on! Get up! Get up!
731
01:06:04,410 --> 01:06:06,674
I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
and mark my words,
732
01:06:06,779 --> 01:06:08,508
anyone who disturbs me
for the next few hours
733
01:06:08,614 --> 01:06:10,479
- will get the same treatment!
- What? You'll...
734
01:06:10,582 --> 01:06:13,210
No, you idiot!
I'll sling you over the side as well!
735
01:06:13,318 --> 01:06:14,580
Oh, yeah.
736
01:06:18,924 --> 01:06:21,290
Captain's busy. So should you be.
737
01:06:22,928 --> 01:06:24,691
Get in there, wench!
738
01:06:30,769 --> 01:06:33,397
So, that went well, I thought.
739
01:06:34,239 --> 01:06:38,503
Now, tell me news
of my beloved England.
740
01:06:38,608 --> 01:06:41,202
I want to hear absolutely everything.
741
01:06:42,512 --> 01:06:45,504
Hang on.
I can't believe your crew fell for that.
742
01:06:45,615 --> 01:06:48,049
And where in God's name
did you get that mannequin from?
743
01:06:48,151 --> 01:06:49,846
Oh, it works every time.
744
01:06:49,953 --> 01:06:52,183
An ounce of bargaining,
a pinch of trickery,
745
01:06:52,289 --> 01:06:54,814
a soupçon of intimidation, et voilà!
746
01:06:54,925 --> 01:06:57,018
The perfect recipe
for a towering reputation
747
01:06:57,127 --> 01:06:59,595
without ever having to spill
one drop of blood.
748
01:06:59,696 --> 01:07:03,097
Ever try to get blood stains out
of a silk shirt? Nightmare.
749
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,658
Right. I still don't understand
how they won't recognize me.
750
01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:07,759
Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,
751
01:07:07,871 --> 01:07:08,838
your own mother won't recognize you.
752
01:07:08,939 --> 01:07:09,928
Now, we've no time to waste.
753
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,905
We have only two hours
before we make port.
754
01:07:12,008 --> 01:07:13,703
First and foremost...
755
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:20,975
It'll be so good to see you
out of those dreary clothes.
756
01:07:21,084 --> 01:07:24,349
So very small-town errand-boy.
Howlingly parochial.
757
01:07:26,089 --> 01:07:28,284
Here. Très you.
758
01:07:28,925 --> 01:07:31,587
I wore it as a younger man.
I hate to throw anything away.
759
01:07:31,695 --> 01:07:33,287
You know the day you do,
it'll come back in fashion,
760
01:07:33,396 --> 01:07:35,296
be oh, so de la mode.
761
01:07:35,398 --> 01:07:36,797
Now, you, darling.
762
01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:38,595
I have some lovely dresses.
Take your pick.
763
01:07:38,702 --> 01:07:40,169
Oh, no, really, I'm fine.
764
01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,636
Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.
765
01:07:44,608 --> 01:07:48,271
Now, England, England.
I want to hear everything.
766
01:07:49,012 --> 01:07:51,207
- You're not from England.
- Oh, no, sadly, no.
767
01:07:51,314 --> 01:07:53,612
But from my earliest youth,
I lapped up the stories.
768
01:07:53,717 --> 01:07:55,446
People always told me they were
nothing more than folklore,
769
01:07:55,552 --> 01:07:58,043
but my heart told me they were true.
770
01:07:58,155 --> 01:08:00,350
As a boy, I'd scurry away
from my father at the market
771
01:08:00,457 --> 01:08:03,324
while he did his deals
just to peek over the wall,
772
01:08:03,426 --> 01:08:06,418
dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
seeing England for myself.
773
01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:08,930
Really? So you...
You were here looking over there.
774
01:08:09,032 --> 01:08:10,260
Oh, yes.
775
01:08:11,801 --> 01:08:14,167
- Hair.
- Hair?
776
01:08:15,372 --> 01:08:17,670
Mind you, I did my best to fit in.
777
01:08:17,774 --> 01:08:20,038
Tried to make my father,
Captain Ghostmaker, proud.
778
01:08:20,143 --> 01:08:22,543
Forged a decent reputation
as a ruthless marauder
779
01:08:22,646 --> 01:08:24,614
and cold-blooded killer.
780
01:08:25,015 --> 01:08:26,744
But my father died.
781
01:08:27,551 --> 01:08:29,746
I always promised him
I'd take over the family business,
782
01:08:29,853 --> 01:08:31,821
keep the old girl flying.
783
01:08:32,856 --> 01:08:34,756
You have no idea the lightness
it brings to my heart
784
01:08:34,858 --> 01:08:37,884
being able to confide in you
charming young people.
785
01:08:37,994 --> 01:08:40,326
The pressure of maintaining the
whole Captain Shakespeare persona
786
01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:42,421
for the sake of the crew, I don't know.
787
01:08:42,532 --> 01:08:44,056
Sometimes...
788
01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:47,136
You see, I'm very much
a man of my own creation.
789
01:08:47,237 --> 01:08:50,104
Even chose the name specially.
Took me ages.
790
01:08:50,207 --> 01:08:52,300
See, I'm thinking
legendary British wordsmith.
791
01:08:52,409 --> 01:08:55,435
My enemies and crew are thinking,
"Shake! Spear!"
792
01:08:56,079 --> 01:08:58,240
It's little things like that make me happy.
793
01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,641
I don't understand that.
794
01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,546
Surely it would make you happier
just to be yourself.
795
01:09:03,651 --> 01:09:06,950
Why fight to be accepted by people
you don't actually want to be like?
796
01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:10,081
Yeah.
Why would anyone do that to himself?
797
01:09:11,392 --> 01:09:12,620
Exactly.
798
01:09:15,730 --> 01:09:19,564
Port ahoy! Ready the lightning barrels!
799
01:09:33,348 --> 01:09:34,610
Hurry up.
800
01:09:43,658 --> 01:09:46,559
Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
I'll be honest.
801
01:09:46,661 --> 01:09:48,686
Shall I give you a little taste,
young Ferdinand?
802
01:09:48,796 --> 01:09:50,559
No, no. Oh, there you go.
803
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:54,896
Brilliant. Like they're cheap.
804
01:09:55,003 --> 01:09:58,939
I think it's still crackling,
very much alive, still très fresh.
805
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,834
- So, name your best price.
- For 10,000 bolts?
806
01:10:01,943 --> 01:10:04,377
Ten thousand bolts
of finest quality grade A.
807
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,346
Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
isn't it? Difficult to store.
808
01:10:07,448 --> 01:10:10,679
If I get the Revenue Men in here
sniffing round, what's the...
809
01:10:10,785 --> 01:10:12,548
Best price, 150 guineas.
810
01:10:12,654 --> 01:10:13,121
Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back onboard and prepare to sail.
811
01:10:13,121 --> 01:10:14,986
Gentlemen, put the merchandise
back onboard and prepare to sail.
812
01:10:15,089 --> 01:10:16,386
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ferdinand, always a pleasure.
813
01:10:16,524 --> 01:10:18,253
Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
Hold on, cuddles.
814
01:10:18,359 --> 01:10:20,224
- Oh, he's...
- One-sixty. One-sixty.
815
01:10:20,328 --> 01:10:22,262
Seeing as I'm feeling
particularly generous today,
816
01:10:22,363 --> 01:10:23,625
I'll settle for 200.
817
01:10:23,731 --> 01:10:26,757
Two hundred? Okay.
You're having a laugh.
818
01:10:26,868 --> 01:10:28,130
Have you had your head in that?
819
01:10:28,236 --> 01:10:31,296
Has he been sailing up
where the air's too thin?
820
01:10:32,807 --> 01:10:35,401
- You're being very rude.
- Not anymore.
821
01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:38,340
- Two hundred.
- One-eighty.
822
01:10:38,446 --> 01:10:39,879
- Two hundred.
- That's not negotiation.
823
01:10:39,981 --> 01:10:42,279
I'm changing my number.
One-eight-five.
824
01:10:42,383 --> 01:10:44,817
- Did I hear 200?
- From you, you did. Yeah.
825
01:10:44,919 --> 01:10:47,717
- You said 200.
- If I did, you're a ventriloquist.
826
01:10:47,822 --> 01:10:49,881
Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.
827
01:10:50,258 --> 01:10:54,319
One-nine-five it is.
So, with sales tax, that's, let's see, 200.
828
01:10:54,429 --> 01:10:56,624
Brilliant. Put it in the back.
829
01:10:57,031 --> 01:10:59,192
Unbelievable. Here.
830
01:11:04,672 --> 01:11:06,401
Yes? Can I help you?
831
01:11:08,443 --> 01:11:09,535
Nosy.
832
01:11:10,011 --> 01:11:13,242
Have you heard any of these rumors
going round about a fallen star?
833
01:11:13,348 --> 01:11:14,747
Everyone's talking about it.
834
01:11:14,849 --> 01:11:18,148
You get your hands on one of them,
we can shut up shop. Retire.
835
01:11:18,252 --> 01:11:19,947
- Fallen star?
- Yeah.
836
01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:27,686
- Nothing on your travels?
- No.
837
01:11:27,793 --> 01:11:29,021
Not even a little sniff of a whisper?
838
01:11:29,128 --> 01:11:30,823
Everyone's going on about it
down at the market.
839
01:11:30,930 --> 01:11:32,192
Which market?
The market near the wall?
840
01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:33,265
Yeah.
841
01:11:33,366 --> 01:11:35,129
Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
listening to gossip
842
01:11:35,234 --> 01:11:37,168
from the kind of pond scum
trading down there.
843
01:11:37,269 --> 01:11:39,601
- Well, if it...
- Oh, my word! Speak of the devil.
844
01:11:39,705 --> 01:11:41,434
Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?
845
01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,838
Oh, what a wonderful woman
you are, Sal.
846
01:11:43,943 --> 01:11:45,638
How the world wouldn't be
the same place without you.
847
01:11:45,745 --> 01:11:47,406
You look great.
You've had your feet done, haven't you?
848
01:11:47,513 --> 01:11:51,609
But, you two, you have business
to attend to. Sal. Ferdy. Good day.
849
01:11:51,717 --> 01:11:54,413
Come on.
I've got something new for you.
850
01:12:01,093 --> 01:12:02,822
Captain Shakespeare.
851
01:12:03,229 --> 01:12:04,526
Stand down!
852
01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:06,325
Meet my nephew,
the fearsome buccaneer,
853
01:12:06,432 --> 01:12:07,922
Tristan Thorn.
854
01:12:08,267 --> 01:12:10,792
He'll be joining us for our journey home.
855
01:12:10,903 --> 01:12:14,304
I have the perfect gift
to keep you amused on the way.
856
01:12:28,521 --> 01:12:29,988
Right, you lazy dogs!
857
01:12:30,089 --> 01:12:32,751
Let's get young Tristan
on his way home!
858
01:14:24,968 --> 01:14:26,162
Touché.
859
01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,327
I'm impressed.
860
01:14:44,288 --> 01:14:46,381
Yvaine, I know what you are.
861
01:14:48,725 --> 01:14:51,717
No, no. Have no fear.
862
01:14:52,229 --> 01:14:56,393
No one on this vessel will harm you,
but there are plenty who would.
863
01:14:59,803 --> 01:15:03,534
Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
You must learn to control them.
864
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,938
You've been glowing
more brightly every day,
865
01:15:06,043 --> 01:15:07,476
and I think you know why.
866
01:15:07,578 --> 01:15:10,342
Of course I know why I'm glowing.
I'm a star.
867
01:15:10,514 --> 01:15:14,473
- And what do stars do best?
- Well, it's certainly not the waltz.
868
01:15:25,662 --> 01:15:26,924
- Now try.
- Okay.
869
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,129
- See?
- Very good.
870
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:48,816
Due west, you say?
871
01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:50,250
And you're certain
he had a girl with him?
872
01:15:50,354 --> 01:15:51,343
Yeah.
873
01:15:51,455 --> 01:15:54,754
You're sure? Absolutely sure?
Sure you're not lying?
874
01:15:55,258 --> 01:15:57,556
I'd cross my heart if I had one.
875
01:15:58,895 --> 01:16:00,522
- Brilliant.
- You'd better be telling the truth,
876
01:16:00,631 --> 01:16:01,893
you two-faced dog.
877
01:16:01,999 --> 01:16:04,968
I can get you one of them, actually.
Very good guard dogs.
878
01:16:05,068 --> 01:16:07,229
They can watch the back
and the front door at the same time.
879
01:16:07,337 --> 01:16:08,304
I can get you anything you want.
880
01:16:08,405 --> 01:16:11,067
What are the chances of getting
a Babylon candle?
881
01:16:11,174 --> 01:16:12,607
That one's slim.
882
01:16:12,709 --> 01:16:17,167
Although, I did know a girl once,
if you know what I mean...
883
01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,370
I'm a ladies' man.
884
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,879
...who had a sister...
885
01:16:19,981 --> 01:16:21,039
I think it was a woman.
886
01:16:21,149 --> 01:16:24,880
Oh, she was terrible.
Face like a bag of frogs. Ugly frogs.
887
01:16:24,986 --> 01:16:26,180
Enough.
888
01:16:43,471 --> 01:16:46,201
Hold on tight!
The Captain's at the helm!
889
01:17:38,727 --> 01:17:41,457
So there's the road you'll need for Wall.
890
01:17:41,563 --> 01:17:45,055
Good luck on your journey home,
Yvaine, wherever that may be.
891
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:48,135
And good luck to you, Tristan,
with your Victoria.
892
01:17:48,903 --> 01:17:50,734
Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
for your kindness?
893
01:17:50,839 --> 01:17:54,434
Don't mention it.
No, seriously, don't mention it.
894
01:17:54,542 --> 01:17:58,569
Reputations, you know.
A lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.
895
01:18:00,982 --> 01:18:03,917
Oh, and Tristan, just remember...
896
01:18:07,088 --> 01:18:08,851
Just think about it.
897
01:18:12,660 --> 01:18:17,029
Well, give my regards to England.
It's been a pleasure to meet you both.
898
01:18:20,502 --> 01:18:23,767
Mind you don't wear that wench out,
Captain Tristan!
899
01:18:28,476 --> 01:18:30,376
What did he say to you?
900
01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:32,540
What did he say when?
901
01:18:32,647 --> 01:18:35,138
Just then. When he whispered to you.
902
01:18:36,651 --> 01:18:39,049
No... No, he... He was just saying
we should use the lightning
903
01:18:39,152 --> 01:18:41,382
to get you a Babylon candle.
904
01:18:41,487 --> 01:18:43,421
Barter for it, you know.
905
01:18:44,624 --> 01:18:48,185
For the last time, where is the girl?
906
01:18:49,562 --> 01:18:52,326
The girl with the stone!
Where did she go?
907
01:18:53,432 --> 01:18:55,559
- Are you mocking me?
- No...
908
01:18:55,668 --> 01:18:59,160
'Cause if you are, believe me,
you have seconds to live!
909
01:19:04,143 --> 01:19:05,576
What a freak.
910
01:19:05,912 --> 01:19:08,437
Clean this thoroughly.
911
01:19:16,656 --> 01:19:17,953
Bollocks.
912
01:19:20,226 --> 01:19:22,922
If you have quite finished
squandering your magic
913
01:19:23,029 --> 01:19:25,520
on your rather
counterproductive beauty routine,
914
01:19:25,631 --> 01:19:27,895
you might like to know that
the star has returned.
915
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,365
She's back on land.
916
01:19:29,468 --> 01:19:32,835
I know, damn it.
I couldn't reach the lake in time.
917
01:19:32,939 --> 01:19:37,308
No matter. We have found her.
She is on the road to the village of Wall.
918
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,935
If you take the shortcut
across the marshes,
919
01:19:40,046 --> 01:19:41,911
you should arrive in time
to intercept her.
920
01:19:50,890 --> 01:19:52,118
Yvaine.
921
01:19:55,962 --> 01:19:58,055
- Are you trying to break my leg again?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
922
01:19:58,164 --> 01:20:01,099
I just... I can't risk people seeing you.
I don't trust anyone.
923
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,861
But at this rate, if we keep stopping...
924
01:20:02,969 --> 01:20:07,929
Yvaine. We're making good time.
Just leave it a minute.
925
01:20:14,914 --> 01:20:16,643
Aren't you tempted?
926
01:20:19,752 --> 01:20:21,481
Tempted? By what?
927
01:20:23,289 --> 01:20:24,688
Lmmortality.
928
01:20:25,725 --> 01:20:27,590
Let's say it wasn't my heart.
929
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,459
Not me. Just a star you didn't know.
930
01:20:33,165 --> 01:20:35,861
You seriously think I could kill anyone?
931
01:20:39,972 --> 01:20:44,341
I mean, even if I could...
Everlasting life?
932
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:49,039
I imagine it would be kind of lonely.
933
01:20:51,284 --> 01:20:52,376
Well,
934
01:20:54,186 --> 01:20:56,950
maybe if you had someone
to share it with.
935
01:20:58,124 --> 01:20:59,716
Someone you love.
936
01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:02,524
Maybe then it might be different.
937
01:21:05,729 --> 01:21:07,856
Come on, I think we're safe.
938
01:21:29,987 --> 01:21:33,684
Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
has a fearsome reputation.
939
01:23:01,945 --> 01:23:04,539
- What the hell is this?
- What are you doing here?
940
01:23:04,648 --> 01:23:06,741
My name is Prince Septimus.
941
01:23:07,985 --> 01:23:10,749
And you're going to tell me
where I can find the girl.
942
01:23:18,062 --> 01:23:23,466
All right, twinkletoes.
I'm gonna count to three. One, two...
943
01:23:39,815 --> 01:23:44,479
You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
I just noticed it. Is it normal?
944
01:23:44,586 --> 01:23:47,680
Let's see if you can work it out
for yourself.
945
01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:49,586
What do stars do?
946
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:52,786
Attract trouble?
947
01:23:54,896 --> 01:23:57,194
That's... All right, I'm sorry.
Wait, I'm sorry.
948
01:23:57,299 --> 01:23:58,857
All right, let me... Let me...
Do I get another guess?
949
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:04,062
Is it... Do they know exactly how
to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?
950
01:24:08,343 --> 01:24:11,608
- How long will that take?
- Maybe two days.
951
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:15,444
But we don't have two days.
Victoria's birthday is tomorrow.
952
01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:19,312
Yes, it is. Well remembered.
953
01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:28,489
- Nice cup of Earl Grey.
- Get out, everybody. Get out.
954
01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:30,565
Did he hurt you, Captain?
955
01:24:32,267 --> 01:24:35,600
Did you tell him
where your nephew and the girl went?
956
01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:38,502
So what's the problem?
957
01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:41,469
It's my reputation.
958
01:24:42,978 --> 01:24:45,242
No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.
959
01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:47,178
It's all right, Captain.
960
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,384
We always knew you were a whoopsie.
961
01:24:53,688 --> 01:24:57,385
- You'll always be our captain, Captain.
- Aye, aye, Captain.
962
01:25:02,864 --> 01:25:03,831
Captain.
963
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,923
Yeah. Let's go, let's go.
964
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,973
Prince Septimus,
your men, they're dead.
965
01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:16,441
Oh, really?
966
01:25:18,346 --> 01:25:19,506
Go on!
967
01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:35,494
I met that woman.
She's friends with the Captain.
968
01:25:35,597 --> 01:25:37,292
He said she trades at the market
near Wall.
969
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:39,390
- We could hitch a lift.
- Really? She's a friend of the Captain's?
970
01:25:39,501 --> 01:25:40,729
- You sure?
- Yes, yes.
971
01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:45,369
Wait! Sorry!
My name is Tristan Thorn. This...
972
01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:47,100
That's my flower.
973
01:25:47,842 --> 01:25:50,900
Eighteen years
I've been looking for that.
974
01:25:51,010 --> 01:25:52,637
Give it to me now!
975
01:25:53,379 --> 01:25:56,439
How dare you?
That was a gift from his mother!
976
01:25:58,084 --> 01:25:59,949
Perhaps I was mistaken.
977
01:26:01,254 --> 01:26:02,778
It's all right.
978
01:26:03,323 --> 01:26:05,416
It's obviously very valuable to you,
so you can have it
979
01:26:05,525 --> 01:26:07,049
in exchange for what I need.
980
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,219
- A Babylon candle?
- And safe passage to the wall.
981
01:26:09,329 --> 01:26:11,160
A Babylon candle?
982
01:26:11,264 --> 01:26:15,200
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't deal in black magic.
983
01:26:15,301 --> 01:26:16,495
Really?
984
01:26:17,136 --> 01:26:19,604
Well, can you give us a lift then?
To the wall?
985
01:26:19,706 --> 01:26:22,732
Well, why didn't you say so
in the first place?
986
01:26:24,777 --> 01:26:27,541
For that flower, I can offer you passage.
987
01:26:27,814 --> 01:26:29,975
- Food and lodging on the way?
- Safe passage.
988
01:26:30,083 --> 01:26:32,415
I swear that you will arrive at the wall
989
01:26:32,518 --> 01:26:35,578
in the exact same condition
that you're in now.
990
01:26:41,194 --> 01:26:43,788
Do you have any idea what
manner of thing it was that you had?
991
01:26:43,896 --> 01:26:45,887
Some kind of lucky charm?
992
01:26:46,366 --> 01:26:49,597
A very lucky charm indeed. Protection.
993
01:26:50,436 --> 01:26:55,203
In fact, the exact same thing that
would've prevented me from doing this.
994
01:26:59,612 --> 01:27:02,308
- Oh, my God! What did you do?
- Much better.
995
01:27:02,415 --> 01:27:06,215
You shall not see the star, touch it,
smell or hear it.
996
01:27:06,586 --> 01:27:10,113
Though I'll keep me word.
You shall not be harmed.
997
01:27:19,065 --> 01:27:22,660
There.
Food and lodging just as I promised.
998
01:27:22,769 --> 01:27:26,899
Would I be correct in thinking that
you can neither see nor hear me?
999
01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:30,036
Then I'd like to tell you
that you smell of pee.
1000
01:27:30,143 --> 01:27:31,906
You look like the wrong end of a dog.
1001
01:27:32,011 --> 01:27:34,479
And I swear,
if I don't get my Tristan back as he was,
1002
01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:36,741
I'll be your personal poltergeist!
1003
01:27:55,968 --> 01:27:57,162
Tristan?
1004
01:27:58,738 --> 01:28:01,536
If you can understand me,
look at me now.
1005
01:28:30,067 --> 01:28:33,059
You know when I said
I knew little about love?
1006
01:28:34,805 --> 01:28:36,705
Well, that wasn't true.
1007
01:28:39,243 --> 01:28:41,177
I know a lot about love.
1008
01:28:41,946 --> 01:28:45,382
I've seen it.
I've seen centuries and centuries of it.
1009
01:28:47,184 --> 01:28:51,143
And it was the only thing that made
watching your world bearable.
1010
01:28:52,356 --> 01:28:57,817
All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.
1011
01:28:59,964 --> 01:29:03,263
Made me want to turn away
and never look down again.
1012
01:29:05,403 --> 01:29:09,203
But to see the way that mankind loves.
1013
01:29:10,408 --> 01:29:13,138
I mean, you could search
the furthest reaches of the universe
1014
01:29:13,244 --> 01:29:16,077
and never find anything more beautiful.
1015
01:29:18,983 --> 01:29:24,387
So, yes, I know that
love is unconditional.
1016
01:29:26,023 --> 01:29:29,823
But I also know it can be unpredictable,
1017
01:29:30,795 --> 01:29:36,427
unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable
1018
01:29:38,402 --> 01:29:42,498
and, well,
strangely easy to mistake for loathing.
1019
01:29:43,274 --> 01:29:44,241
And
1020
01:29:46,610 --> 01:29:51,013
what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is
1021
01:29:52,683 --> 01:29:54,412
I think I love you.
1022
01:29:55,519 --> 01:30:01,219
My heart, it feels like
my chest can barely contain it.
1023
01:30:03,060 --> 01:30:08,498
Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
It belongs to you.
1024
01:30:10,034 --> 01:30:14,266
And if you wanted it,
I'd wish for nothing in exchange.
1025
01:30:15,573 --> 01:30:20,533
No gifts, no goods,
no demonstrations of devotion.
1026
01:30:23,581 --> 01:30:26,175
Nothing but knowing you love me, too.
1027
01:30:28,118 --> 01:30:29,642
Just your heart
1028
01:30:31,722 --> 01:30:33,417
in exchange for mine.
1029
01:30:42,898 --> 01:30:45,093
The wall is one mile that way.
1030
01:30:45,901 --> 01:30:49,598
There. Though the walk might take
you a little longer than normal.
1031
01:30:49,705 --> 01:30:53,801
Transformation tends to leave the brain
a bit scrambled for a while.
1032
01:30:57,279 --> 01:30:58,610
You...
1033
01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:03,449
I warned you. Save your strength.
1034
01:31:04,419 --> 01:31:06,683
I've been so worried about you.
1035
01:31:07,356 --> 01:31:08,584
Victoria.
1036
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,684
I think I preferred "Mother."
1037
01:31:13,595 --> 01:31:18,157
Come on. There's an inn over there.
Victoria's birthday's not till tomorrow.
1038
01:31:19,201 --> 01:31:20,668
I think you need a bath
and a good night's sleep
1039
01:31:20,769 --> 01:31:23,033
before you present me to her.
1040
01:31:23,138 --> 01:31:24,765
Come on. Come.
1041
01:31:27,142 --> 01:31:30,043
- Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
- Okay.
1042
01:31:51,567 --> 01:31:53,262
Excuse me?
1043
01:31:53,368 --> 01:31:56,599
- I think you're in my bath.
- Well, close your eyes!
1044
01:31:58,140 --> 01:32:02,270
I'm not... Honestly, I'm not looking.
Here, I'll turn away.
1045
01:32:07,249 --> 01:32:09,615
All right, you can open them now.
1046
01:32:17,359 --> 01:32:20,487
Did you really mean
what you said in the caravan?
1047
01:32:22,531 --> 01:32:23,793
What I...
1048
01:32:23,899 --> 01:32:26,925
But... But you were a mouse!
1049
01:32:27,369 --> 01:32:30,532
You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
You didn't...
1050
01:32:30,639 --> 01:32:32,470
I asked you to give me a sign.
1051
01:32:32,574 --> 01:32:36,738
And risk you being too embarrassed
to keep saying such lovely things?
1052
01:32:42,084 --> 01:32:45,645
You want to know what the Captain
really whispered to me that day?
1053
01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:52,586
He told me that my true love
was right in front of my eyes.
1054
01:32:54,796 --> 01:32:56,423
And he was right.
1055
01:33:11,211 --> 01:33:14,112
Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
you got to come up and see this!
1056
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:15,647
No, thank you.
1057
01:33:16,383 --> 01:33:18,442
- Pervert!
- Suit yourself.
1058
01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:23,821
- Ironic, isn't it?
- Yeah. What is?
1059
01:33:24,457 --> 01:33:26,516
Septimus will be here by the morning,
1060
01:33:26,626 --> 01:33:30,392
find the girl, get the stone
and be king forever.
1061
01:33:30,497 --> 01:33:31,828
So unjust.
1062
01:33:32,432 --> 01:33:34,730
Still, at least we will be free.
1063
01:33:37,504 --> 01:33:40,837
You're very close.
She's in the market town.
1064
01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:43,238
One mile from the gap in the wall.
1065
01:33:43,343 --> 01:33:45,402
You speak as if this is good news.
1066
01:33:45,512 --> 01:33:49,448
Do I need to remind you that Wall
is not part of our universe?
1067
01:33:49,549 --> 01:33:52,109
If she crosses the threshold
into the human realm,
1068
01:33:52,218 --> 01:33:56,245
our star becomes nothing more
than a pitted lump of metallic rock.
1069
01:33:56,756 --> 01:33:59,156
Then I suggest you hurry up!
1070
01:34:30,323 --> 01:34:31,483
What?
1071
01:34:32,492 --> 01:34:33,652
Oh, what do you want?
1072
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:36,888
Sorry.
Can I have a piece of paper and a pen?
1073
01:34:36,996 --> 01:34:39,863
Ask me again
at a more reasonable hour.
1074
01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:41,058
No, I can't. I have to go.
1075
01:34:41,167 --> 01:34:43,397
Look,
if my friend wakes up before I get back,
1076
01:34:43,503 --> 01:34:45,971
- please, can you give her a message?
- Go on.
1077
01:35:22,575 --> 01:35:26,202
You know, that's the first time
I've ever slept at night.
1078
01:35:27,545 --> 01:35:29,240
I can't believe it.
1079
01:35:33,618 --> 01:35:34,607
Tristan?
1080
01:35:43,895 --> 01:35:45,658
Have you seen my friend?
1081
01:35:45,763 --> 01:35:47,663
He left absurdly early.
1082
01:35:48,866 --> 01:35:50,094
He left?
1083
01:35:50,201 --> 01:35:53,432
He told me to tell you
he's gone to see Victoria
1084
01:35:53,538 --> 01:35:56,439
because he's sorry,
but he's found his true love
1085
01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:59,669
and he wants to spend
the rest of his life with her.
1086
01:36:00,745 --> 01:36:01,837
What?
1087
01:36:02,847 --> 01:36:05,315
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
1088
01:36:34,745 --> 01:36:37,612
Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
1089
01:37:21,225 --> 01:37:22,715
Happy birthday.
1090
01:37:23,694 --> 01:37:24,991
Tristan.
1091
01:37:26,964 --> 01:37:28,727
What happened to you?
1092
01:37:30,134 --> 01:37:31,761
I found the star.
1093
01:37:33,905 --> 01:37:35,805
I can't believe you did it.
1094
01:37:35,907 --> 01:37:38,375
Where's my star? Can I see it?
1095
01:37:39,510 --> 01:37:41,535
- Is it beautiful?
- Yes.
1096
01:37:43,781 --> 01:37:45,749
Well, it's awfully small.
1097
01:37:46,717 --> 01:37:49,741
Well, that's just a little piece.
A token for your birthday.
1098
01:37:49,852 --> 01:37:52,650
Well... Well, then forget about the star.
1099
01:37:53,956 --> 01:37:56,151
It's not the star that I want.
1100
01:37:58,594 --> 01:38:00,357
You know what I want.
1101
01:38:02,564 --> 01:38:04,395
Yeah. I do.
1102
01:38:09,672 --> 01:38:13,608
You want to grow up
and get over yourself.
1103
01:38:18,414 --> 01:38:20,041
- Humphrey.
- Thorn.
1104
01:38:20,582 --> 01:38:22,675
You must have a death wish.
1105
01:38:30,693 --> 01:38:33,491
Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.
1106
01:38:34,129 --> 01:38:35,790
She's all yours.
1107
01:38:35,898 --> 01:38:38,458
You really are a perfect couple.
The best of luck to you both.
1108
01:38:38,567 --> 01:38:43,197
Well, why would I want this?
It's just a measly handful of stardust!
1109
01:38:48,744 --> 01:38:49,870
Yvaine?
1110
01:38:52,014 --> 01:38:53,948
She can't cross the wall.
1111
01:39:02,691 --> 01:39:03,715
Go on!
1112
01:40:11,226 --> 01:40:14,159
Stop! Stop!
If you go through there, you'll die!
1113
01:40:14,261 --> 01:40:15,319
What?
1114
01:40:17,497 --> 01:40:20,694
If you set foot on human soil,
you'll turn to rock.
1115
01:40:21,268 --> 01:40:24,760
Wretched slattern!
Where have you taken me?
1116
01:40:34,114 --> 01:40:36,605
Planning to enter Wall, were you?
1117
01:40:36,716 --> 01:40:41,119
If death is what you wish, my dear,
I'd be more than happy to assist you.
1118
01:40:41,455 --> 01:40:43,355
Are you talking to me?
1119
01:40:44,091 --> 01:40:45,718
You. Small world.
1120
01:40:46,726 --> 01:40:50,059
Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
I was talking to the star.
1121
01:40:50,564 --> 01:40:51,861
What star?
1122
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:57,097
My slave girl's no star.
Any fool can see that.
1123
01:40:57,637 --> 01:41:00,265
If she was,
I'd have had the heart out of her chest
1124
01:41:00,373 --> 01:41:02,898
a long time ago, trust me.
1125
01:41:03,310 --> 01:41:06,711
Trust you? Not a mistake
I'd be likely to make again.
1126
01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:10,781
What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
Heads or tails?
1127
01:41:40,814 --> 01:41:44,875
- Oh, God. Time to go.
- She's not going anywhere.
1128
01:41:45,018 --> 01:41:46,883
I think you'll find she is.
1129
01:41:46,987 --> 01:41:49,353
It's all right. You can come, too.
1130
01:41:52,259 --> 01:41:56,320
You can ride in the carriage or
be dragged behind it. Your choice.
1131
01:42:16,216 --> 01:42:17,513
What happened?
1132
01:42:17,617 --> 01:42:19,949
Be my guest. I quit.
1133
01:42:20,053 --> 01:42:23,045
Eighty years
I've stopped you people going out.
1134
01:42:23,156 --> 01:42:25,021
What I should have been worrying about
1135
01:42:25,125 --> 01:42:26,615
was those people
from the other side coming in.
1136
01:42:26,726 --> 01:42:28,387
All right,
just tell me what happened!
1137
01:42:28,495 --> 01:42:30,360
What happened? Oh, where to start?
1138
01:42:31,731 --> 01:42:32,698
No!
1139
01:42:46,711 --> 01:42:47,905
Come on!
1140
01:43:17,809 --> 01:43:18,935
Go on!
1141
01:43:49,574 --> 01:43:50,802
The star!
1142
01:43:51,409 --> 01:43:52,376
And who else?
1143
01:43:52,477 --> 01:43:55,605
A slave for us. It will be nice to
have someone to help mop up
1144
01:43:55,713 --> 01:43:57,908
when we've finished with our little guest.
1145
01:43:58,016 --> 01:43:59,415
Oh, good work, sister.
1146
01:43:59,517 --> 01:44:02,418
And just in time, I see! You look awful!
1147
01:45:01,444 --> 01:45:02,843
Who are you?
1148
01:45:04,146 --> 01:45:06,444
What business do you have here?
1149
01:45:07,883 --> 01:45:09,145
Septimus?
1150
01:45:09,685 --> 01:45:11,778
I knew your brother, Primus.
1151
01:45:13,122 --> 01:45:15,647
Unless you wish to meet him
in the afterlife,
1152
01:45:15,758 --> 01:45:18,420
I suggest you answer my question.
What are you doing here?
1153
01:45:18,527 --> 01:45:20,825
I might ask you the same thing.
1154
01:45:37,580 --> 01:45:39,445
There are four of them.
1155
01:45:42,418 --> 01:45:45,148
Do as I say and we may stand a chance.
1156
01:45:45,254 --> 01:45:47,745
Wait.
How do I know you can be trusted?
1157
01:45:47,857 --> 01:45:50,451
You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?
1158
01:45:50,559 --> 01:45:52,550
- No.
- Well, then, let's go.
1159
01:45:59,969 --> 01:46:03,564
Get off me! Get off!
1160
01:46:07,810 --> 01:46:10,005
- Una?
- Septimus.
1161
01:46:10,112 --> 01:46:11,579
- Una!
- Sister!
1162
01:46:30,332 --> 01:46:32,197
Tristan! No! Tristan!
1163
01:46:33,436 --> 01:46:36,132
I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.
1164
01:46:37,373 --> 01:46:38,931
I'm your mother.
1165
01:47:15,644 --> 01:47:18,238
- Rather well.
- Good riddance to you. Yes.
1166
01:47:57,851 --> 01:48:00,046
Let's put out those flames.
1167
01:48:00,487 --> 01:48:01,784
Shall we?
1168
01:48:52,506 --> 01:48:54,371
So, what happens now?
1169
01:48:55,175 --> 01:48:57,575
We have to learn to live with each other.
1170
01:48:57,678 --> 01:48:58,872
Forever?
1171
01:49:04,384 --> 01:49:06,147
Let's get on with it.
1172
01:49:10,090 --> 01:49:12,081
Be the man that I know you are.
1173
01:49:29,876 --> 01:49:31,173
- Get outside.
- Okay.
1174
01:49:31,278 --> 01:49:32,267
Go.
1175
01:49:42,456 --> 01:49:44,321
- Tristan!
- Get him.
1176
01:50:19,991 --> 01:50:21,253
Get off!
1177
01:50:25,397 --> 01:50:27,126
Get out!
1178
01:51:04,302 --> 01:51:08,762
So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
Frog or tadpole?
1179
01:52:06,831 --> 01:52:08,059
Septimus?
1180
01:53:30,179 --> 01:53:31,339
Tristan!
1181
01:54:15,157 --> 01:54:16,454
Youth.
1182
01:54:17,393 --> 01:54:18,690
Beauty.
1183
01:54:20,496 --> 01:54:22,930
It all seems meaningless now.
1184
01:54:23,633 --> 01:54:25,601
My sisters are dead!
1185
01:54:27,236 --> 01:54:30,899
Everything I cared about gone.
1186
01:54:37,077 --> 01:54:38,169
Go.
1187
01:54:43,651 --> 01:54:44,948
Go!
1188
01:55:05,973 --> 01:55:06,940
No!
1189
01:56:04,064 --> 01:56:05,998
I owe you thanks, boy.
1190
01:56:06,433 --> 01:56:09,527
What use was her heart to me
when it was broken?
1191
01:56:09,970 --> 01:56:14,873
And you got rid of my sisters
and now I can have it all for myself.
1192
01:56:20,748 --> 01:56:23,774
- Hold me tight and close your eyes.
- What? Why?
1193
01:56:24,551 --> 01:56:26,178
What do stars do?
1194
01:56:32,993 --> 01:56:34,153
Shine.
1195
01:57:10,395 --> 01:57:12,056
- Bravo!
- Yeah!
1196
01:57:12,464 --> 01:57:13,761
Very good.
1197
01:57:15,534 --> 01:57:17,058
Why didn't you do that earlier?
1198
01:57:17,169 --> 01:57:21,799
I couldn't have done that without you.
No star can shine with a broken heart.
1199
01:57:23,208 --> 01:57:25,073
I thought I'd lost you.
1200
01:57:26,344 --> 01:57:28,141
But you came back.
1201
01:57:28,547 --> 01:57:30,845
Of course I did. I love you.
1202
01:57:36,421 --> 01:57:37,649
Come on.
1203
01:57:57,742 --> 01:57:59,039
Tristan.
1204
01:58:01,780 --> 01:58:05,272
The last surviving male heir
of the Stormhold bloodline.
1205
01:58:08,053 --> 01:58:09,680
It's you, Tristan.
1206
01:58:13,558 --> 01:58:16,550
But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
then...
1207
01:59:03,642 --> 01:59:08,136
I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.
1208
01:59:25,528 --> 01:59:26,927
Yeah!
1209
01:59:42,845 --> 01:59:44,472
My gift to you.
1210
01:59:46,282 --> 01:59:47,681
To you both.
1211
01:59:47,984 --> 01:59:49,315
Thank you.
1212
02:00:04,267 --> 02:00:06,827
They ruled for 80 years.
1213
02:00:08,071 --> 02:00:11,006
But no man can live forever,
1214
02:00:11,908 --> 02:00:15,309
except he who possesses
the heart of a star.
1215
02:00:16,212 --> 02:00:20,615
And Yvaine had given hers
to Tristan completely.
1216
02:00:22,185 --> 02:00:25,484
When their children and grandchildren
were grown,
1217
02:00:26,522 --> 02:00:29,753
it was time to light the Babylon candle.
1218
02:00:35,832 --> 02:00:40,269
And they still live happily ever after.