1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,250 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams] 4 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:55,374 [Robbie Williams VO] <i>Good evening, folks, hmm...</i> 5 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:56,832 <i>Good evening, you slags.</i> 6 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:58,332 <i>No, good evening, folks.</i> 7 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:01,374 <i>So, who is Robbie Williams?</i> 8 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,415 <i>Well, I've been called many things -</i> 9 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:06,374 <i>narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat,</i> 10 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,415 <i>but while I'm all those things,</i> 11 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,124 <i>I wanna show you how I really see myself.</i> 12 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,915 <i>So sit back, relax,</i> 13 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:17,666 <i>while I give you a right fucking entertaining.</i> 14 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:22,083 <i>So, the story starts...</i> 15 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,790 [Robbie VO] <i>1982, Stoke-on-Trent.</i> 16 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:27,374 <i>The arse-end of the north of England.</i> 17 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:28,749 [boy 1] Mitchell. 18 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,082 <i>It may look grubby and deprived...</i> 19 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,415 - [boy 2] Troy. <i>- But deep down...</i> 20 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,040 - [boy 1] Wayne. <i>- ...it was grubby and deprived.</i> 21 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,040 [boy 2] Mason. 22 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,165 <i>I didn't have much,</i> 23 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,499 <i>but at least I had the respect...</i> 24 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,124 - [boy 1] Crystal. <i>- ...and admiration of my peers.</i> 25 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,332 [Robbie] What?! 26 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,124 [Robbie VO] <i>They just had trouble showing it.</i> 27 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:44,624 - [boy 2] Robert. - Yes! Come on! [grunts] 28 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,540 Oi! Right, knobhead, pass the ball to Nate 29 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,915 and let him do the rest. 30 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:50,082 Positions! 31 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,624 Oi! The fuck you off to? You're in goal. 32 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:54,332 - But-- - Don't fuck it up. 33 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:57,540 I'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through. 34 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,415 Whoo! Let's go, slags! 35 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:01,374 [Robbie VO] <i>I had plenty of balls.</i> 36 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,582 <i>But I couldn't stop a single one.</i> 37 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,790 I wasn't ready. Ohh! 38 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,540 - [boy] Nice one, dickhead. - Come on! 39 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,957 [Robbie screaming] Oh! 40 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,165 Robert Williams, captain of Port Vale. 41 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,000 [children roaring] 42 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:18,291 [thudding] [children laughing] 43 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:23,333 [boy] You really are fucking useless, aren't ya? 44 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,166 [children laughing] 45 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,916 [girl] Little bitch! 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,207 It's alright, Rob. 47 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,165 Nate, just leave it. 48 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:36,207 Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit. 49 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,875 - [children laughing] - Right, come on, let's go. 50 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,874 You're a fucking nobody! 51 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,416 [sniffles] 52 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:45,915 [Robbie VO] <i>See, where I grew up,</i> 53 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,499 <i>you were meant to act small.</i> 54 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,499 <i>But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret.</i> 55 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,707 <i>I came out of the womb with jazz hands.</i> 56 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,499 <i>Which was very painful for my mum.</i> 57 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,915 [Janet] Heading downstairs for a bit. 58 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:59,082 One of the barmen's called in sick. 59 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:02,457 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? [kisses] 60 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,499 - Don't let him ruin his dinner. - Bye, love. 61 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,374 [Frank Sinatra singing] <i>♪ And now the end is near</i> 62 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:13,041 [Robbie singing] <i>♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪</i> 63 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,457 [Robbie and Peter] <i>♪ My friend</i> 64 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,707 [Peter] <i>♪ I'll make it clear</i> 65 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:20,832 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? [laughs] 66 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,624 [Sinatra] <i>♪ Of which I'm certain</i> 67 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,665 [Peter] <i>♪ Of which I'm certain</i> 68 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:29,083 [both singing] <i>♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪</i> 69 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:34,750 <i>♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪</i> 70 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,790 <i>- ♪ And more... ♪</i> - [Peter] Thank you. 71 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:40,415 Thank you. Thank you... 72 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:45,582 <i>♪ I did it my way</i> 73 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,499 [Robbie VO] <i>My dad was well enamoured</i> 74 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,957 <i>by the stars of the day -</i> 75 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:54,582 <i>Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and, of course, Sinatra.</i> 76 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,624 <i>They were gods to him.</i> 77 00:03:56,625 --> 00:04:01,749 Youth, you hear that? That's pure love, that is. 78 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,541 It don't come cheap, mind. 79 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,582 You've got to risk it all - whatever it takes. 80 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,166 Because if you make it... 81 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,000 ...it's paradise. 82 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,040 Thing is, you can't learn it. 83 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:15,125 You're either born with it... 84 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,665 ...or you're a nobody. 85 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,874 <i>♪ And more</i> 86 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:26,040 <i>♪ Much more than this, I did it... ♪</i> 87 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:28,499 - Light 'em up! - Light 'em up! 88 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,249 [both singing] <i>♪ Yes, there were times</i> 89 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,291 <i>♪ I guess you knew</i> 90 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:38,749 <i>♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪</i> 91 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,165 [Robbie giggles] 92 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:44,708 <i>♪ And through it all when there was doubt ♪</i> 93 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:50,416 <i>♪ I ate it up and spit it out</i> 94 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,749 <i>♪ I grew tall and through it all ♪</i> 95 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,415 - Dad! Dad! <i>- ♪ And did it my--</i> 96 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,707 - [music stops] - Oh, fuck it! 97 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,249 - Now, look what you've-- - Sorry. 98 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,040 I had a full head of steam then, and all. 99 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,915 - I can fix it. - Get out the way. 100 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:07,665 - We can sing without it. - It's not the same. 101 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,375 - Or... or we could-- - Robert! 102 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,540 I think it's time for a bath. 103 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,249 But I want to keep going. 104 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,874 Just go with your nan, will ya! 105 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,707 [Betty] Come on, love. Come on. 106 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:19,416 [Peter] Stupid... Come on, blue eyes... 107 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:23,624 <i>- ♪ My way... ♪</i> - Yes. 108 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:24,958 [water runs] 109 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,874 - Nan? - Hm-mm. 110 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:28,958 [water stops] 111 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,916 What is...'it'? 112 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,625 [Betty] What do you mean? 113 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,833 Dad said you have to be born with 'it'... 114 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,083 - ...and maybe I wasn't. - Ohhh. 115 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:47,250 Believe me, whatever 'it' is, you got more than your share. 116 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,540 You're just saying that. 117 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,165 I'm bloody well not. 118 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:53,125 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 119 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,541 What is it, love? 120 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:59,958 I don't want to be a nobody. 121 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:04,875 Oh, love, there's no such thing as a nobody. 122 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,041 Remember... 123 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,916 This might feel good. 124 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,125 But this... 125 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,000 ...this is what matters. 126 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,000 You're enough. 127 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:25,624 [piano playing] 128 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,040 [Robbie VO] <i>I was nine years old</i> 129 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,832 <i>when I got my first real taste of the limelight.</i> 130 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,040 <i>And I still remember that taste -</i> 131 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,750 <i>pure, unadulterated terror.</i> 132 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,415 [Candice] Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 133 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:40,999 After the show, I'm going to touch him 134 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,207 where his bathing suit goes. 135 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,082 I'm going to fuck it up, I know it. 136 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,832 So what? No one will notice. 137 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:49,250 My dad will. 138 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:53,165 Just go out there, sing your fucking song and walk off. 139 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,040 That's not enough! He'll see right through me. 140 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,457 What am I going to do? 141 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,874 I don't know. I'm just doing this for the sausage. 142 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,415 [children finish singing] [audience applauding] 143 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,165 [Robbie VO] <i>In the next three seconds,</i> 144 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,624 <i>I'm going to be found out.</i> 145 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,832 <i>They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented.</i> 146 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,916 <i>I'm not good at anything.</i> 147 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,540 [children screaming] [thudding] 148 00:07:15,541 --> 00:07:16,875 [audience gasping] 149 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:21,291 [smattering of laughter] 150 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,457 [Robbie VO] <i>But there is one skill I'd practised</i> 151 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,750 <i>more than any other child in the world.</i> 152 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,499 Light 'em up. 153 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,458 [Robbie VO] <i>And that's for showing off.</i> 154 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:33,749 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 155 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,125 [laughing and applauding] 156 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,290 [Robbie VO] <i>You see, I thought to become famous</i> 157 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,540 <i>you had to be really, really good.</i> 158 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:47,000 <i>Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky.</i> 159 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,249 [woman] Put your hands together for our next contestant - 160 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,124 - Peter Williams. - He's probably embarrassed. 161 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,874 [scattered applause] 162 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,791 Thank you very much. 163 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:57,957 [audience exclaims] 164 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,415 You know the difference between 165 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,000 an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'? 166 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,999 Well, it's about three inches. 167 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,374 [laughter] 168 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,749 <i>♪ For I am a Pirate King</i> 169 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,915 [chorus] <i>♪ You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪</i> 170 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,290 I usually go over people's heads. 171 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,624 <i>♪ It's great to be a Pirate King ♪</i> 172 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,332 [chorus] <i>♪ It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪</i> 173 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,540 Ooh, naughty! 174 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,915 [chorus] <i>Hurrah for the Pirate... ♪</i> 175 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,957 <i>♪ Pirate...</i> 176 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,749 [Robbie] Oh, ho, oh! Eyes off my bum. 177 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,124 [laughter] 178 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,290 ♪ ..King 179 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:31,624 [piano flourish concludes] [audience applauding] 180 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,082 [all] Hurrah! 181 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:36,041 [applauding and cheering] 182 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,958 [audience member] Yes, Robert! 183 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:43,875 Whoo! 184 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:48,583 [distorted sounds] 185 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,457 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You're useless!</i> 186 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,915 <i>You're a disgrace!</i> 187 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,374 [angry footsteps] 188 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,833 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You're a fucking nobody!</i> 189 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:01,583 <i>Look at you...</i> 190 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,208 <i>I fucking hate you.</i> 191 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:09,374 [Robbie VO] <i>My dad won five quid that night.</i> 192 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,375 Oh, you're kidding me! 193 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,125 [Robbie VO] <i>Although it might as well have been five million.</i> 194 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,165 [Peter] Thank you very much. 195 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:22,000 You have been wonderful and I've been Peter Will-- 196 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:28,332 Conway. I'm Peter Conway! 197 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,624 [applause] 198 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,333 [Robbie VO] <i>Not only did he change his name.</i> 199 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,541 <i>He changed his life.</i> 200 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,125 <i>One day he went to watch the FA Cup Final.</i> 201 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,290 <i>Unfortunately, he didn't come back.</i> 202 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,540 [all sing] 203 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,999 <i>The audience beckoned</i> 204 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,624 <i>and he left us to be one step closer to his gods.</i> 205 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:49,457 ["Feel" by Robbie Williams intro] 206 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,791 <i>♪ Come on hold my hand</i> 207 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,958 <i>♪ I wanna contact the living ♪</i> 208 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,875 <i>♪ Not sure I understand</i> 209 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:07,125 <i>♪ This role I've been given</i> 210 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,250 <i>♪ I sit and talk to God</i> 211 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:16,625 <i>♪ He just laughs at my plans</i> 212 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,250 <i>♪ My head speaks a language</i> 213 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:25,916 <i>♪ I don't understand</i> 214 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:32,290 <i>♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪</i> 215 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:36,208 <i>♪ Feel the love ever after</i> 216 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,874 <i>♪ There's a hole in my soul</i> 217 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:44,833 <i>♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪</i> 218 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:51,957 <i>♪ I need to feel real love</i> 219 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:54,665 <i>♪ And the love ever after</i> 220 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,582 [comb teeth click] 221 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,707 <i>♪ I cannot get enough</i> 222 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:00,332 [car horn tooting] 223 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,875 [brakes screech] 224 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,958 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be alright. 225 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,125 Light 'em up. 226 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,999 <i>♪ I just wanna feel real love</i> 227 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,375 <i>♪ Feel the home that I live in</i> 228 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,624 [Robbie and Peter singing] <i>♪ 'Cause I got too much life</i> 229 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:34,250 <i>♪ Running through my veins going to waste ♪</i> 230 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:40,332 <i>♪ I just wanna feel real love</i> 231 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,875 <i>♪ Feel the life ever after</i> 232 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,665 <i>♪ There's a hole in my soul</i> 233 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:53,083 <i>♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪</i> 234 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,083 [Robbie singing solo] <i>♪ Come on hold my... hand</i> 235 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:03,541 <i>♪ I wanna contact the living ♪</i> 236 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,958 <i>♪ Not sure I understand</i> 237 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:12,875 <i>♪ This role I've been given</i> 238 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:18,041 <i>♪ Not sure I understand</i> 239 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,750 <i>♪ Not sure I understand</i> 240 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:28,208 <i>♪ Not sure I understand</i> 241 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:43,875 [grand orchestral vocal flourish] 242 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,874 [bell ringing] 243 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,458 [man] Next! 244 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,540 [man] Take a pamphlet, sign the form, 245 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,625 shut the door on your way out. 246 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,957 [Robbie] No, you're alright. 247 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,540 I know what I'm going to be. 248 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,541 [man] Oh, aye, what's that then? 249 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,416 Famous! I'm going to sing and dance. 250 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,416 I'm writing lyrics and all. 251 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,499 I've seen your grades, lad. 252 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,166 You couldn't rub two words together. 253 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,332 "The world is mine to claim. 254 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,582 "All I need is a fuckload of fame. 255 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,666 "Ooh, ooh, yeah." 256 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,790 Listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 257 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:38,500 This, it's not for you. Keep your feet on the ground. 258 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,000 [grabs pen] 259 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:48,875 [puts pen down] 260 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,250 You might want to frame that. 261 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,790 - Tosser! - [man] Next! 262 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:57,957 ["The Power" by Snap! playing] 263 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,415 <i>♪ I've got the power</i> 264 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,500 Whoo! 265 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,915 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 266 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,582 Hey! Oh! 267 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,457 <i>♪ I've got the power</i> 268 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,957 [Robbie moaning] Oh, do it, Nate! 269 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,915 [Nate] Fuck me! You'd make a fucking awful stripper. 270 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,624 - You know that? - [Robbie] Fuck off. 271 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,040 Oh, that's my backup plan. 272 00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,207 [Nate] Hey, you should come work with me. 273 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,499 Flint's always looking for people. 274 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,374 [Robbie] Isn't he that flashy cunt in the coupe? 275 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,499 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 276 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,915 Easy job, easy money. 277 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:27,500 How'd you meet him? 278 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,540 - I shagged his mum. - Fucking hell! 279 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,249 Ah, it's alright, he knows. 280 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,165 His dad wouldn't be best pleased, though. 281 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,375 [Robbie laughs] 282 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,790 [Nate] Fucking have that! 283 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:38,915 [beer bottle crashing] 284 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,415 So have you told him about the trials? 285 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,332 - Nah. - Well, you better. 286 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,249 That scout was fucking excited. 287 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,874 I thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch. 288 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,457 [Nate] Fuck off! I'm not going to the trials. 289 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,749 - I'm not going to the trials. - Rubbish. 290 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,666 - I'm not. - What? 291 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,916 Think of the money. The supermodels. 292 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,290 The fans screaming for ya. 293 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,040 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 294 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,124 - Fucking hell, Nate! - Alright, calm down. 295 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,540 You've got a ticket to heaven and you're going to stay here? 296 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,749 Oh, yeah, it's like you with your singing, isn't it? 297 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,374 I just do it 'cause I love it. 298 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,791 Who gives a fuck if you love it? 299 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,125 What matters is that other people love <i>you</i> doing it. 300 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,832 [Janet] You'll have to get yourself to school. 301 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,290 I can't face it. 302 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,999 I've got a bastard of a headache. 303 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,040 And an exam, which you better have studied for. 304 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,749 Why do you think my head's pounding? 305 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,457 You'll have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 306 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,124 Oh, I love it when she talks dirty. 307 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,707 - [giggling] - [Janet] You're going. 308 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,582 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 309 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,707 God knows I've already had one man lounging about... 310 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,082 [radio announcer] <i>A music manager in Manchester</i> 311 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,082 <i>is holding auditions...</i> 312 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,124 - Shh. <i>...for young men...</i> 313 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,582 Don't you bloody shush me. 314 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,290 <i>- ...in singing and dancing.</i> - [Robbie] Mum! Shush. 315 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,207 <i>The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith,</i> 316 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,207 <i>- is creating a new boy band.</i> - [radio static] 317 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,582 I didn't think you're interested in boy bands. 318 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,415 Mum, quick. [clings fingers] Quick! Quick! Write it down. 319 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,874 <i>- Doors open at 9 AM...</i> - This is it! 320 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,375 - This is it! - [Betty laughing] 321 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,874 I'm going to be fucking famous! 322 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,665 [man] Shut up, you tit! 323 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,749 Oh, fuck off, Glen! 324 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,082 ["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens playing] 325 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,207 <i>♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪</i> 326 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,999 <i>♪ Para bailar La Bamba</i> 327 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,832 <i>♪ Se necesita una poca de gracia... ♪</i> 328 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,165 Whoo! Whoo! 329 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,790 He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 330 00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,499 <i>♪ Y arriba y arriba</i> 331 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:30,208 <i>♪ Ba, Ba, Bamba Ba, Ba, Bamba ♪</i> 332 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,249 - [music stops] - [performer pants] 333 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,750 Thank you. 334 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,458 [chatter] 335 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,208 Light 'em up. 336 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,333 [door closes] 337 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,415 I'm Robert. 338 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,540 [Robbie VO] <i>Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons,</i> 339 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,915 <i>an absolute sweetheart.</i> 340 00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,624 Well, go on then. 341 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,333 [Robbie VO] <i>And a first-class cunt.</i> 342 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,875 [deep breath] 343 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,999 [Robbie singing "Straighten Up and Fly Right"] 344 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,624 <i>♪ A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air ♪</i> 345 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,624 <i>♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪</i> 346 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,249 <i>♪ The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back ♪</i> 347 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,832 <i>♪ The monkey grabbed his neck ♪</i> 348 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,915 <i>♪ And said, "Now listen, Jack" ♪</i> 349 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,375 <i>♪ Straighten up and fly right</i> 350 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,082 <i>♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪</i> 351 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,665 <i>♪ Straighten up and fly right</i> 352 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,790 <i>♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪</i> 353 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,790 <i>♪ Ain't no use in divin'--</i> 354 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,499 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>He's bored of you.</i> 355 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,332 <i>Look at you. You've got no talent.</i> 356 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,707 <i>You're not fucking Sinatra.</i> 357 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,499 <i>♪ Straighten up and fly right</i> 358 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,082 <i>♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪</i> 359 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,666 Okay, that'll do, lad. 360 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,665 You do know this is a pop band? 361 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,915 Yeah. 362 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,540 Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli's-- 363 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,000 No! 364 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,458 Cheers then. 365 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,165 So, shall we tell them that you found your man 366 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,916 and they can all fuck off home then, yeah? 367 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,915 No, don't you get up. 368 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,291 It'll be my pleasure. 369 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,582 [Robbie VO] <i>And if I hadn't winked in that moment,</i> 370 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,583 <i>none of this would've happened.</i> 371 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,332 <i>I wouldn't even be here talking to you.</i> 372 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,666 Shhhh! 373 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,207 [Robbie] Break a leg, you slags. 374 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,124 Cheeky little bastard. 375 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,957 [Robbie] He wouldn't know talent if it jumped up 376 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,165 and bit him on the cock. 377 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,040 It's only been a few hours, love. 378 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,249 He's got no eye for it, Nan. 379 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,208 You have to wait. 380 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,500 I fucked it. 381 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,791 [kicks wall] 382 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,833 He saw right through me. 383 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,416 I mean, look at me. 384 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,249 Do I look like a pop star to you? 385 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,500 [Betty] You look like you always look. 386 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,500 Exactly. 387 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,332 A talentless fuck... [drops phone] 388 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,790 ...who's going to die alone and fat 389 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,624 and be craned out of his shitpit in Stoke. 390 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:11,624 [sighing] 391 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,999 [phone ringing] 392 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,749 [Robbie yelling] Aaagh! 393 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,457 Fuck, Nan! Hello? 394 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,208 [Peter] <i>Youth?</i> 395 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,375 Dad. 396 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,332 [Peter] <i>Um, your voice is so low now.</i> 397 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,166 <i>Thought I had the wrong number.</i> 398 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,332 - How are you, Dad? <i>- Never better. Never better.</i> 399 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:35,415 <i>Now listen, um, I haven't got long, but, uh, I was thinking -</i> 400 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,208 <i>how about you come visit?</i> 401 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,499 - Really? <i>- Yeah, why not?</i> 402 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,082 <i>School holidays are coming up.</i> 403 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,124 <i>You should come see what the old man's been up to.</i> 404 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,207 [quietly] Yes. 405 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,207 I mean, yeah, definitely! 406 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,665 [Peter] <i>Smashing! Alright, I better go.</i> 407 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,832 <i>A full house waits for no man and all that!</i> 408 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,749 <i>- It'll be good to see ya, lad.</i> - Light 'em up, Dad-- 409 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,415 [phone disconnects] 410 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,500 [puts receiver down] 411 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:01,749 - [Betty] Oh, Robert. [laughing] - Oh! [laughing] 412 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,832 Come on! 413 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,999 [both laughing] 414 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,040 [kisses] 415 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,624 - Oh, love. - Bloody hell, Nan. 416 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,499 Oh, Lord. 417 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,624 [Peter] Is everybody having a good time? 418 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,374 [crowd cheering] 419 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,832 Peter can't hear you. You having a good time? 420 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,416 [crowd roaring and applauding] 421 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,540 [Peter] I was lucky enough to grace the stage 422 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,040 with this next act at a talent competition. 423 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,415 I'll never forget it. He gave me a five. 424 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,665 [crowd] Oooh. 425 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,290 Oh, it was sadder than that. 426 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,915 - Oooh. - [crowd] Oooh. 427 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,540 So please put your hands together 428 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,832 for the irresistible... 429 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:35,915 [piano plays suspenseful music] 430 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,915 ...the irrepressible... 431 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,082 [piano plays suspenseful music] 432 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,999 ...the irreplaceable... 433 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,332 - Ooh! - [piano plays suspenseful music] 434 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:47,457 I give him a ten out of ten - Mr. Terry Swinton. 435 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,999 [crowd applauding] 436 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,582 [Peter] I've warmed them up for ya. 437 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,749 [intro to "Mack the Knife"] 438 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:58,916 <i>♪ Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪</i> 439 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,915 I thought I was losing that stage left table for a bit, 440 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:03,832 but I won them back, didn't I? 441 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,125 Oh, yeah. 442 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,291 I'm glad you reached out. 443 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,624 It was a shock, but, you know, in a good way. 444 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,583 I thought it was about time, youth. 445 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:20,374 Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm joining this pop band. 446 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,707 Really? When... when do you start? 447 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,374 Well, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 448 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,582 - Oh... - Well, no. 449 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,040 It's just that I haven't heard back-- 450 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,708 - [Peter] Watch it! - [Robbie] Oh, sorry. 451 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,665 <i>♪ Now, Mack, he's spending...</i> 452 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,875 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 453 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:37,833 Yeah. 454 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,790 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 455 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,832 Failed my exams - complete fucking balls-up. 456 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:50,458 Mum's going to put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 457 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,708 Fucking hopeless. 458 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,500 You've got to learn from this. 459 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:00,999 You're right. 460 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,541 All of this. 461 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,499 'Cause, you know, you're learning from the best. 462 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,374 [Terry] <i>♪ Back in town</i> 463 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,665 <i>♪ Look out, old Mack is back</i> 464 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:14,624 [crowd cheering and applauding] 465 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,291 [Peter] Let's hear it again. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten. 466 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,749 [Robbie VO] <i>Seeing my dad</i> 467 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,665 <i>surrounded by the stars of yesteryear</i> 468 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,750 <i>galvanised my need to become famous.</i> 469 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,249 <i>But I had a more immediate problem.</i> 470 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,665 <i>What's Mum going to be like</i> 471 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,457 <i>when I tell her I failed my exams?</i> 472 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,083 <i>Fucked up the rest of my life.</i> 473 00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:44,124 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah. Smashing. 474 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,708 - How is he? - Great. 475 00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,249 I, erm... 476 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,957 I've got something to tell you. 477 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,541 So have I. 478 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,915 - I failed... - You're in that band. 479 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,332 What? 480 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,000 You got in! You're in that band. 481 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,790 [Robbie yelling] Yes! 482 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,332 [Robbie VO] <i>And I never had to tell her</i> 483 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,957 <i>I failed my exams - until now.</i> 484 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,749 [Robbie chuckling] <i>Sorry, Mum.</i> 485 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,415 [garbage bin crashes] 486 00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:16,499 - [man] Shut up, you tit! - Oh, fuck off, Glen! 487 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,040 [dog barks] 488 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,082 - Mother! - [Janet laughs] 489 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,915 - [upbeat music] - [Robbie howling like a monkey] 490 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,290 <i>[Robbie VO] Nigel was my introduction</i> 491 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,707 <i>to the adult world.</i> 492 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,332 <i>He was fucking terrifying, like Willy Wonka.</i> 493 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,790 <i>But what did I care?</i> 494 00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,249 <i>I was 15, I was going to have four older brothers,</i> 495 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,750 <i>and we were going to take over the world.</i> 496 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,540 <i>Howard Donald, panelbeater.</i> 497 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:43,000 <i>If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out.</i> 498 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,832 <i>Jason Orange was a featured dancer</i> 499 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,665 <i>on a genre-defining TV music show</i> 500 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,749 <i>called 'The Hit Man and Her'.</i> 501 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,915 ["Candy" by Robbie Williams playing] 502 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,916 <i>Mark Owen...</i> 503 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:59,375 <i>Little Marco was... lovely.</i> 504 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,833 <i>And then of course...</i> 505 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,040 [angelic musical flourish] 506 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,124 [Nigel] Come here, you. 507 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,374 [Robbie VO] <i>There was Gary Barlow,</i> 508 00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,957 <i>and my first thought was,</i> 509 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,624 <i>who's this dickhead in those trainers?</i> 510 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,249 <i>They are so three years ago.</i> 511 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,415 [piano plays] 512 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,540 <i>Gary was a genius. An actual genius.</i> 513 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,957 <i>♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love... ♪</i> 514 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,832 [Robbie VO] <i>He'd been playing the working men's clubs</i> 515 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,415 <i>since he was 12 years old</i> 516 00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,040 <i>and was earning more money than his teachers.</i> 517 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,457 <i>♪ There's nothing I can do</i> 518 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:29,458 <i>♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪</i> 519 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,332 <i>[Robbie VO] Trouble was - Gary sang like an angel,</i> 520 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,165 <i>but he danced like a twat.</i> 521 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,540 ["It Only Takes a Minute" playing] 522 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,832 [choreographer] Seven, eight. Hit! Hit! 523 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,415 You gotta bring the energy. Come on! 524 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:43,332 ...seven, eight. Foot and... 525 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,707 [Robbie VO] <i>I recall thinking two things that day -</i> 526 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:49,750 <i>a fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, and...</i> 527 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,957 <i>...if anyone from Stoke sees me,</i> 528 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,874 <i>I'm fucking dead.</i> 529 00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:59,125 [people chattering and laughing] 530 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,874 Tikka masalas all round, 531 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,207 no coriander for the boys. 532 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,124 - [Nigel] Thank you. - No coriander? 533 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,790 [Robbie VO] <i>Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner,</i> 534 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,040 <i>he would always say...</i> 535 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,915 - I'll put this on your account. - [chuckling] 536 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,749 [Robbie VO] <i>He wasn't joking. He recouped it all.</i> 537 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:17,666 Look around the table, go on. 538 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:24,083 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 539 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,457 - But we'll be fucking rich. - [all laughing] 540 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,249 Now, first things first. 541 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,624 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 542 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,374 What about a record deal? 543 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,749 Well, that will come, we'll get your demo sent out, 544 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,082 we'll let the bidding war begin. 545 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,249 - Ah, but... - Yes. 546 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:45,624 Before that, let's shore up your backstories. 547 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:49,332 Mark and Jason, you were in a breakdancing group together. 548 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:52,457 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called The Cutest Rush. 549 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,832 Was I the lead? 550 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,707 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 551 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,749 - [all laughing] - Fuck off! 552 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,124 Robert, you had a bit part in 'Brookside'. 553 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,415 Oh, I was fucking great, wasn't I? 554 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,915 You were a bit much, frankly. 555 00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:04,665 [all laughing] 556 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,332 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 557 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,749 I've got a ton of lyrics. 558 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,457 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 559 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,665 but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine, am I? 560 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,249 [boys laughing] 561 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,249 [Robbie imitates their laughing] 562 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,708 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 563 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,291 You lot toe the line. 564 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:26,915 Oh, and also, your name's not Robert anymore - it's Robbie. 565 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,790 [Howard] Oh, tuck in, lads. 566 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,874 [Robbie VO] <i>I fucking hated the name Robbie,</i> 567 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:33,541 <i>but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me.</i> 568 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:37,082 <i>Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind.</i> 569 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,624 Oh, now, the name of the band? 570 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,249 [Howard] Oh, Nige, I've got a good one. 571 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,457 Kick It! 572 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,999 That's fucking awful. 573 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,832 [all laughing] 574 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:50,082 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 575 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,041 And clench! 576 00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:55,332 [all] Take That! 577 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:56,832 [Nigel] Oh! 578 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,999 [Robbie VO] <i>Initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be</i> 579 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,207 <i>a band for the gay scene.</i> 580 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,040 - Alright! <i>- ♪ La-la-la-la-la!</i> 581 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,040 [Nigel] Let's do this. Just remember what you rehearsed. 582 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,915 - Robbie, you alright? - [Nigel] Don't be nervous. 583 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,625 - You all look amazing. - Light 'em up. 584 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,749 [Nigel] Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 585 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,415 Don't keep 'em waiting. 586 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,499 [Robbie VO] <i>Now, for years, people have rumoured</i> 587 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,124 <i>about my sexuality.</i> 588 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,082 The <i>worst one was that all my gay friends</i> 589 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,040 <i>have slept with me and said I was crap.</i> 590 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,665 <i>I'm not bothered they said I slept with them.</i> 591 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,999 [Nigel] These are my boys! 592 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,874 [Robbie VO] <i>It's me being 'crap' I'm worried about.</i> 593 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,374 [Nigel] Play it loud! 594 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:30,250 ["I Found Heaven" by Take That playing] 595 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:40,041 <i>♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪</i> 596 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:46,290 <i>♪ I thought I found love with somebody else's girl ♪</i> 597 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,790 <i>♪ Yeah</i> 598 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,957 <i>♪ Walking 'round feeling so broken-hearted ♪</i> 599 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:54,250 <i>♪ Lost in a different world</i> 600 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,958 [Robbie VO] <i>That night, I discovered a wonderland.</i> 601 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:04,832 <i>It was welcoming and non-judgmental.</i> 602 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,540 <i>I'd found my people.</i> 603 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,541 <i>I'd found the promised land.</i> 604 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,040 [Robbie VO] <i>For the entire first eighteen months,</i> 605 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,083 <i>we made 180 pounds, each.</i> 606 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,957 <i>We played gay club after gay club.</i> 607 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,332 <i>Two a night.</i> 608 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,915 <i>Until out of nowhere,</i> 609 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:29,290 <i>Nigel booked us a club full of girls.</i> 610 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,707 <i>- ♪ Oh...</i> - [girls scream] 611 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,957 <i>♪ I see heaven in your eyes with me ♪</i> 612 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,874 <i>♪ Oh, baby</i> 613 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:40,582 <i>♪ Now I will give my loving faithfully ♪</i> 614 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,165 [music becomes distorted] 615 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,082 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You gonna fucking listen!</i> 616 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,874 <i>Fucking useless prick. I'm warning you!</i> 617 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,999 <i>♪ Heaven, sweet heaven, baby</i> 618 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,415 <i>♪ On the wings of love</i> 619 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,040 <i>♪ I found heaven, sweet</i> 620 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:59,707 <i>♪ Heaven sent you straight to me ♪</i> 621 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:03,290 <i>♪ My sweet, sweet baby</i> 622 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:04,915 [crowd cheering and screaming] 623 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,541 - What?! - Whoo! 624 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:11,082 What the fuck?! 625 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,374 [crowd screaming] 626 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,415 Oh! 627 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:16,832 [boys cheering] 628 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,999 [boys whooping] 629 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,957 Yeah! 630 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,915 - Did you hear that? - [Nigel] Alright. 631 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:27,332 Settle down. Settle down. 632 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,374 Will you lot shut up?! 633 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,457 I felt like Elvis, but thin. Ha ha! 634 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,790 [Nigel] I've got good news! 635 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,374 - Good news. - Good news? 636 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,957 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 637 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,540 - Oh, fuck off! - ...in London. 638 00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:42,540 - Oh! - London! Yes! 639 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,874 - That's absolutely fantastic! - Yes! 640 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,207 - Thank you so much. - [Nigel] Yeah, you deserve it. 641 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,207 - You've all done really well. - Yes! Yes! 642 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,749 [boys laugh] 643 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,499 Except for one of ya. 644 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,208 [boy] Ooh. 645 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,291 We all know who that is, don't we? 646 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,750 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 647 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:12,082 "We're like the A-team. I'm the sexy, talented one." 648 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,290 Who the fuck gave you-- 649 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,915 I didn't know she was a reporter, Nige. 650 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,624 You know, I almost started to like you, 651 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,000 but you've fucking ended that, haven't ya? 652 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:22,000 - Fuck off! - What was that? 653 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:27,624 I think, uh, Robbie's developing a sense of humour, Nige. 654 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:28,665 [all laughing] 655 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:29,915 You think it'd be difficult 656 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,374 to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 657 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:35,333 get another scally with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 658 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,332 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 659 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,040 There's going to be lots of girls in here, 660 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,957 so let's get one thing clear - 661 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,332 keep it in your pants. 662 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,457 No touching. 663 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,165 - No telephone numbers. - What? 664 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,332 - No dating. - No touching? 665 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,540 - Seriously? - Ever! 666 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,290 - Nige?! - Ever! 667 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,957 What's the point of bringing them up here 668 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,957 - if we can't touch them? - [Nigel] Let's get this done. 669 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,790 - Alright! Bring 'em up! - Nige! 670 00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,791 [young women screaming] 671 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,832 - [loud screaming continues] - Hi. 672 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,249 I love you all! 673 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,499 [Robbie VO] <i>Nigel had many rules for Take That,</i> 674 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:12,499 <i>and the most important was that we always appeared attainable.</i> 675 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,624 Safe sex is important... 676 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,790 [Robbie VO] <i>He even made us do a Safer Sex tour</i> 677 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,790 <i>for the Family Planning Association.</i> 678 00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,040 [Mark] So, remember... 679 00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:23,166 [all] Don't be a fool, cover his tool. 680 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,749 ["Be My Lover" by La Bouche playing] 681 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,457 [Robbie VO] <i>Naturally, I took it all to heart.</i> 682 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,290 Oh, I love the way you move, Gary. 683 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,915 [Robbie VO] <i>I was happy to play Gary for the moment.</i> 684 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,082 Wow. 685 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,290 I'll never wash my hands again. 686 00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,040 [Robbie moaning] 687 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,999 - Oh, my God! - Yeah? 688 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,249 Oh, my God, Hurry up, hurry up! Quick! 689 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:46,708 - Oh, that's it. - Gary, I already stopped. 690 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,707 [Robbie VO] <i>And there it was, the one time in Nigel's life</i> 691 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,457 <i>he wasn't the biggest wanker in the room.</i> 692 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:54,582 [Robbie moaning] 693 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,791 [Robbie sighs] 694 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,957 [executive] Right. Straight up. 695 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:02,832 There's no appetite, want or need for boybands. 696 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:06,291 They died a death. It's all grunge now. 697 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:12,333 [balls clink] 698 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,665 - Did you hear our demo? - Yes. 699 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:16,833 [balls clink] 700 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,499 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 701 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,207 And if you don't sign them right now, 702 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,790 I'll take them to another label 703 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:28,749 and you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history 704 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,375 slip through your pudgy fucking fingers. 705 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:33,833 [clinking stops] 706 00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:37,207 You won't do any of that, 707 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,082 'cause everyone else said no. 708 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,707 I only agreed to see you 709 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:44,124 because my daughter saw you boys live, 710 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:46,582 and she's obsessed. 711 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,124 She assures me that you are amazing in the flesh. 712 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,833 So... 713 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,833 ...I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys. 714 00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,416 Now, which one of you is Gary? 715 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,499 That's me, I'm Gary. 716 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,374 ["Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams playing] 717 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,374 [woman] Oh! 718 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,624 <i>♪ Me with the floorshow</i> 719 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,082 <i>♪ Kickin' with your torso</i> 720 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,040 <i>♪ Boys getting high and the girls even more so ♪</i> 721 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:15,082 <i>♪ Wave your hands if you're not with a man ♪</i> 722 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:17,790 <i>♪ Can I kick it? [Yes, you can] ♪</i> 723 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:21,874 <i>♪ I got [funk], you got [soul] We got everybody ♪</i> 724 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,457 <i>♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪</i> 725 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:27,582 <i>♪ It's time to move your body</i> 726 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:32,249 <i>♪ Babylon back in business Can I get a witness? ♪</i> 727 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:36,915 <i>♪ Every girl, every man [ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh] ♪</i> 728 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:39,249 <i>♪ Houston, do you hear me?</i> 729 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,374 <i>♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪</i> 730 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,040 <i>♪ Need permission to land</i> 731 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:49,332 <i>♪ I don't want to rock, DJ</i> 732 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:53,415 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 733 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:59,207 <i>♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ?</i> 734 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,625 <i>♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪</i> 735 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,708 [Robbie] Let's go, boys! 736 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,500 - Whoa! - [boys] Whoa! 737 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,582 [crashing] 738 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,707 <i>♪ Singin' in the classes</i> 739 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,040 <i>♪ Music for your masses</i> 740 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,332 <i>♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪</i> 741 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,165 <i>♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪</i> 742 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:22,874 <i>♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic [right] ♪</i> 743 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,999 <i>♪ You got no love, then you're with the wrong man ♪</i> 744 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,415 [playing through headphones] <i>♪ It's time to move your body</i> 745 00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:29,582 <i>♪ If you can't get a girl but your best friend can ♪</i> 746 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:32,375 <i>♪ It's time to move your body ♪</i> 747 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:37,415 <i>♪ I don't want to be sleazy Baby, just tease me ♪</i> 748 00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:41,874 <i>♪ Got no family planned [ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh] ♪</i> 749 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,540 <i>♪ Houston, do you hear me?</i> 750 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,915 <i>♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪</i> 751 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,332 <i>♪ Need permission to land</i> 752 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:54,874 <i>♪ I don't want to rock [rock], DJ [DJ] ♪</i> 753 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:58,375 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 754 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:03,999 <i>♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪</i> 755 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,750 <i>♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪</i> 756 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:14,957 <i>♪ Pimpin' ain't easy Most of them fleece me ♪</i> 757 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,040 <i>♪ Every night</i> 758 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,415 Yeah! Oh! Oh! 759 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:22,415 <i>♪ Pimpin' ain't easy</i> 760 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:26,999 <i>♪ But if you're sellin' it [sellin' it, sellin' it] ♪</i> 761 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,583 <i>♪ It's alright</i> 762 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,415 Come on! 763 00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,666 <i>♪ I don't want to rock</i> 764 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:45,332 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 765 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:50,083 <i>♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪</i> 766 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:54,500 <i>♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪</i> 767 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,166 <i>♪ I don't want to rock ♪</i> 768 00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:00,290 [piano solo] 769 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,957 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so... ♪</i> 770 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:06,791 <i>♪ You're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 771 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:13,541 <i>♪ I don't want to rock, DJ</i> 772 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,957 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 773 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:22,666 <i>♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪</i> 774 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,540 <i>♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪</i> 775 00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:30,375 <i>♪ I don't want to rock</i> 776 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:36,707 <i>♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪</i> 777 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:41,208 <i>♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪</i> 778 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:46,082 <i>♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪</i> 779 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:49,500 [cheering and cameras clicking] 780 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,207 Every day, there's a new lot. 781 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,457 The coach brings them in. 782 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,707 They come into the garden, 783 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,249 they nick the wood off the fence, 784 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,540 the clothes off the line. 785 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,499 Someone should do something about this. 786 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,374 Mum, they want this to happen. 787 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,207 I went down the post office the other day 788 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,874 and someone called me a posh slag. 789 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,624 Oh, love, you're not posh. 790 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,165 It's not funny. I can't make my deliveries anymore. 791 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,665 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 792 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,165 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 793 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,374 Mm-hm. 794 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,290 I'll get us out of this shithole 795 00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:25,625 and buy us a fortress, just like Gary. 796 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,499 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 797 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,040 [girls screaming] 798 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,374 [Robbie VO] <i>That was the first time</i> 799 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,790 <i>my mum closed the curtains.</i> 800 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,707 I'm going to bed. If they'll let me. 801 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,290 [Robbie VO] <i>She didn't open them for another ten years.</i> 802 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,625 [Betty] Hey, love... 803 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,875 Where's my little Robert gone? 804 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,875 I'm a pop star now. 805 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,291 Fat little Robert isn't going to sell any albums, is he? 806 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,583 I'm just giving the people what they want. 807 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:04,000 [crowd screaming] [cameras clicking] 808 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:11,249 [Robbie] I go onstage and act like a gladiator 809 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,708 and I pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 810 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,250 And they all act accordingly. 811 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,000 They don't see what I see. 812 00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:30,083 [Nan] Then stop! 813 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,041 See, that's the craziest thing to me. 814 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,165 I can't. 815 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,957 [young woman] We love you, Robbie! 816 00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:40,415 [upbeat frantic music] [crowd screaming] 817 00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:41,500 [exhales] 818 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,583 [kissing] 819 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,500 Now, fuck off! 820 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,624 <i>I'm here at Take That HQ</i> 821 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:51,915 with the man responsible 822 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,540 for the band's success, Nigel Martin Smith. 823 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,874 It's quite a display. 824 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:58,665 It is, yeah, yeah, we got 825 00:38:58,666 --> 00:38:59,874 <i>Take That dolls,</i> 826 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:01,374 <i>Take That calendars,</i> 827 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,040 <i>Take That pillows, so you</i> can sleep with Take That. 828 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,957 [chuckling] <i>I'm just kidding. Probably cut that bit out.</i> 829 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:11,457 Uh, for our ethnic fans, we have Take That Babushka dolls. 830 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,457 <i>Uh, Robbie's inside Mark, who's inside Jason.</i> 831 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,999 <i>Jason's inside Howard and they all fit snugly in Gary.</i> 832 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,500 [reporter] <i>Hmm, that's quite cute.</i> 833 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:22,625 [Gary] Lyrics? 834 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,833 [Robbie] Just some ideas. 835 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,416 [Gary] Well, come on then. Give us a look. 836 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,124 - Will I get a credit? - I don't know. 837 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,833 Are they any good? 838 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,957 - Wouldn't you like to know? - [Howard] Fuck off. 839 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,790 [Jason] You've got it all over you. 840 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,415 - [Howard] Fuck off, Jason. - [Gary] Whatever. 841 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,790 [Jason] Hey. At least pretend to give a toss. 842 00:39:44,791 --> 00:39:46,582 - What, about all this? - [Jason] Yeah. 843 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,915 [Robbie] Are you kidding? 844 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:50,290 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 845 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,290 Oh, fuck off, Robbie, they bloody love us. 846 00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,583 Do you think Oasis does this shit?! 847 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,332 We need to branch out. 848 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,457 Write something that's not 849 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,457 so fucking cringeworthy. 850 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,915 - And this coming from you. - Uh... 851 00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,207 The one who only shines when the light's on him. 852 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,165 - [Mark] Alright, Gaz. - No, no, let him speak. 853 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,582 You think you can just turn up, 854 00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,249 scribble some worthless shit 855 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,541 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 856 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,875 You add nothing to this. 857 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,207 Any of it. 858 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,374 [music playing] 859 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:25,166 <i>♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪</i> 860 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,207 <i>♪ Do you remember?</i> 861 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,624 <i>♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you-- ♪</i> 862 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,999 <i>Ah, just ah, hold it there for a second, thanks, Robbie.</i> 863 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,582 [Robbie] That was better, yeah? 864 00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,874 <i>Ah, you're... you're still a little behind, I'm afraid.</i> 865 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,165 Oh, I've always liked a little behind. 866 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:45,124 <i>Uh, what we might do, Robbie, is, um, if we record it -</i> 867 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,957 <i>we can just record it line by line, yeah?</i> 868 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,540 <i>And we can just stitch it together later.</i> 869 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,165 Nah, I can do it all at once. 870 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,749 Yeah, let's just, um, let's just go again. 871 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,915 Yeah, let's go. I got it. [clears throat] 872 00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,332 <i>Sure thing, then. Uh...</i> 873 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,333 - [music plays] <i>- Here we go.</i> 874 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:04,749 <i>♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪</i> 875 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,791 <i>♪ Do you remember?</i> 876 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:12,583 <i>♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you ♪</i> 877 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,416 <i>♪ A ha ♪</i> 878 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:18,582 <i>♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪</i> 879 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,999 <i>♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪</i> 880 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,332 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You're worthless.</i> 881 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,165 <i>You can't do what Gary does.</i> 882 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,000 <i>They're all laughing at ya.</i> 883 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,499 <i>♪ So, baby, don't turn away, listen-- ♪</i> 884 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,415 <i>Ah, that's... that's great. Thanks. Thanks, Robbie.</i> 885 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,832 <i>Just give us one wee sec, yeah?</i> 886 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,541 [Robbie whispering] Fuck me. 887 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,916 [Robbie breathing heavily] 888 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:48,291 [no audio] 889 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:54,582 [no audio] 890 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,415 <i>I think we might have it there, mate.</i> 891 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,582 <i>Thank you.</i> 892 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,957 [Robbie inhales deeply] 893 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,082 - Okay, great. - Let's go, guys. 894 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,332 - Hey. - Whoo! 895 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,499 Yeah, yeah. Cheers. Cheers, Robbie. 896 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,207 [Nigel] Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 897 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,249 - [Nigel] Oh, my God. - [Gary] You did your best. 898 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,833 [Nigel] Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 899 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:23,874 ["Relight My Fire" intro playing] 900 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,207 [men laughing] 901 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:26,957 [Gary singing] <i>♪ Turn back the time...</i> 902 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,790 [Howard] Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen! 903 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,749 [applauding] 904 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,624 [Nigel] It's already good. Fucking hell, the difference! 905 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,249 [man] It's like night and day, isn't it? 906 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,500 [Nigel] Yeah. Thank you. 907 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,708 Oh, this is a hit. 908 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:47,499 [Robbie VO] <i>I didn't know it</i> 909 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,249 <i>but I was suffering from depression.</i> 910 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,707 <i>I hate that phrase - 'suffering from depression'.</i> 911 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,665 <i>It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara -</i> 912 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,249 <i>"I do declare, Mr. Butler,</i> 913 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,707 <i>"I have been suffering with a bout of depression."</i> 914 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,625 <i>'Clinically depressed' is better.</i> 915 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,207 <i>Way more lab coaty.</i> 916 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,415 - Dad! - Here he is! Here he is! 917 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,749 I didn't know you were-- 918 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,040 [girl screaming] Oh, my God! 919 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,499 [Peter] I told you, didn't I? 920 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,915 You owe me a pint, love. 921 00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:12,707 - Can I get a photo? - Of course you can. 922 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,458 I'll take it for you. 923 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,540 Okay, here we go. 924 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:21,040 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'. - Fuzzy pickle. 925 00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,832 - [Peter] Ah... [laughs] - [Robbie] Lovely. 926 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,124 Thank you so much. 927 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,874 Did you want one with me in it? 928 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,249 Great idea, yeah! 929 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,665 Yeah, course you do. Come on. 930 00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,666 Look at that, eh? Peas in a pod. 931 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,708 [Peter chuckling] 932 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,791 Can I lose you... use you... Can I use your loo? 933 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,082 Yeah. 934 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:39,583 It's a number two. 935 00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:42,165 Be my guest. 936 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:44,499 - [girl] Oh, my God! - Yeah... Oh. 937 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:45,791 [Peter chuckles] 938 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,707 [woman squeals and giggles] 939 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,332 - [door closes] - She seems nice. 940 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,999 Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific! 941 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,540 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 942 00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,999 - [girls screaming] - There's girls everywhere. 943 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,874 They're not playing nice either. 944 00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,499 It's like a bloodsport out there. [chuckles] 945 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,999 I told the security lads you were my son. 946 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,290 - I nearly got torn apart. - [Robbie chuckles] 947 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,832 You in town for long? 948 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,999 No, no, just... just passing through. Back home tonight. 949 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,415 After I collect my pint. [chuckles] 950 00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:14,832 I wish I'd known you were coming. 951 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,207 - What's this? - Nothing. 952 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,500 Prozac? 953 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,499 What have you got to mope about? 954 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,499 You boys are flying. Bloody Brits nomination... 955 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,625 I've been telling everyone about that. 956 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,625 I know. It's just... 957 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,291 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad, you know? 958 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:38,040 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 959 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,374 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 960 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,332 They know exactly who you are. 961 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:44,165 The other lads you'd be hard-pressed 962 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,832 to pick 'em out of a police line-up. 963 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,624 Well, not Gary, obviously, 'cause he's the creative one, 964 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,957 but, uh, you... 965 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,165 ...you're living the dream, youth. 966 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,790 [girl screaming from outside] We love you, Robbie. 967 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:56,791 How can you not know who you are... 968 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,083 ...when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 969 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:05,375 [toilet flushing] 970 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:08,374 [screaming crowd] [distorted audio] 971 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,624 - [thudding] - [Mark] Jesus! Rob! 972 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,415 - [Nigel] What did he take? - [Howard] Could be anything. 973 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:13,915 [Nigel] Hold the show until I say. 974 00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:16,624 - [Howard] No, no, no, no! - You were an afterthought. 975 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,665 Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 976 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:21,333 Looks... five at best. 977 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:26,166 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 978 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,707 And you don't deserve any of it. 979 00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:30,790 [loud music starting] 980 00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,832 [Howard] Oh, fucking hell! 981 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:36,332 [roaring crowd] [loud music] 982 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,540 - Are you fucking retarded?! - I fucking told them... 983 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,790 - Alright! Get in position. - [Gary] Fucking hell, Nige! 984 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:45,124 - I said, get in position, now! - Get up, get up! 985 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,707 [crowd roaring] [intro to "Relight My Fire"] 986 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,040 Wake up, you fucking baby! 987 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,832 [Gary] Right, follow my lead! 988 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,541 [Robbie VO] <i>All of this because of a fucking wink.</i> 989 00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:59,500 [crowd roaring] 990 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:06,082 [Gary singing] <i>♪ Help me escape this feeling of insecurity ♪</i> 991 00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:07,500 <i>♪ Ah, ah</i> 992 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,415 <i>♪ I need you so much</i> 993 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:14,040 <i>♪ But I don't think you really need me ♪</i> 994 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,999 <i>♪ Ah, ah</i> 995 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,957 <i>♪ But if we all stand up in the name of love ♪</i> 996 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:23,915 <i>♪ And state the case of what we're dreaming of ♪</i> 997 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:27,624 <i>♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪</i> 998 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:30,415 <i>♪ But like a thief in the night ♪</i> 999 00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,540 <i>♪ You took away the love that I knew ♪</i> 1000 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,207 <i>♪ Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho</i> 1001 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,791 <i>♪ Relight my fire</i> 1002 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,957 <i>- ♪ Your love is my only desire</i> - [screams] 1003 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:47,749 <i>♪ Relight my fire</i> 1004 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:52,958 <i>♪ 'Cause I need your love</i> 1005 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:55,625 Oh! 1006 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,290 [Robbie] Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1007 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,749 Passed out! That's a new low. 1008 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,165 It was a dodgy curry. 1009 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,332 Your job is simple - 1010 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:10,165 sing the harmonies and toe the line. 1011 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,540 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 1012 00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,040 [Gary] Know your place. 1013 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,000 You're making us look like fucking idiots. 1014 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,416 - Ah! Hoo! - [crowd cheering] 1015 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:23,332 <i>♪ Turn back the times to the days when ♪</i> 1016 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,540 - [Robbie] Oh, fuck! <i>- ♪ Our love was new</i> 1017 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,500 <i>♪ Do you remember?</i> 1018 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:31,665 <i>♪ No matter what was happening I was there with-- ♪</i> 1019 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,374 [Robbie singing] <i>♪ You</i> 1020 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,249 - [crowd roaring] - [Robbie] <i>♪ A ha...</i> 1021 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,832 <i>♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪</i> 1022 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:42,750 <i>♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪</i> 1023 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,874 <i>♪ The world would be wild for the dream ♪</i> 1024 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,540 <i>♪ So, baby, don't turn away</i> 1025 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:53,499 <i>♪ Listen to what I gotta say, ah ♪</i> 1026 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,665 [crowd] <i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah</i> 1027 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:58,915 <i>♪ Relight my fire</i> 1028 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:02,832 <i>♪ 'Cause I need...</i> 1029 00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:05,208 <i>♪ Oh, I need...</i> 1030 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,125 <i>♪ Your love</i> 1031 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,707 [song ends] 1032 00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:13,416 [crowd roaring] 1033 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:18,165 ["Could It Be Magic" begins] [crowd roaring] 1034 00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,375 <i>♪ Sun</i> 1035 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,666 <i>♪ Sun</i> 1036 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,415 [Robbie VO] <i>Because he writes all the songs,</i> 1037 00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:30,749 <i>Gary makes all the money.</i> 1038 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,957 <i>He's got a mansion in the north of England</i> 1039 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,749 <i>with a driveway full of cars.</i> 1040 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,124 - Fuck me! - [engine stops] 1041 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:38,082 [Robbie VO] <i>And a butler.</i> 1042 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,582 <i>While I'm still living at Mum's.</i> 1043 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,583 He's Elton now. 1044 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:45,290 [snorts] 1045 00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:47,457 [Robbie VO] <i>And they're all waiting for me in the garden.</i> 1046 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,999 <i>And it's to talk about the problem.</i> 1047 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040 <i>- And I am the problem.</i> - Whoo! 1048 00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:54,541 [squeaking rope] 1049 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:03,083 Robbie, so, um... 1050 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:07,999 Well, we've all been having a think, and, um, 1051 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,750 we'd quite like to do the next tour as a, ah... 1052 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,582 ...as a four-piece. 1053 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,249 [Mark] Just to see if we can do it. 1054 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,165 [Jason] Yeah. To see if we can do it. 1055 00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,749 [Howard] Perhaps you could focus on 1056 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,124 some of that solo material you've been working on or, um... 1057 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,332 [Gary] To be honest, Rob, 1058 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,458 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 1059 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,000 I think you should. 1060 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,791 Is that it, then? 1061 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,333 Uh... Yeah. 1062 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,500 [Robbie] Wheeee! 1063 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,750 [bird caws] 1064 00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:56,208 Can I take this? 1065 00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,374 Yeah, Rob. If you want. 1066 00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:03,708 [Robbie grunting] 1067 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,791 This is it! 1068 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,166 This... is... the end! 1069 00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:20,374 <i>♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah</i> 1070 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,875 [softly chuckling] 1071 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,290 [seatbelt clicks] 1072 00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,208 [low tense music] 1073 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:43,582 [engine starting erratically] 1074 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,249 Hmm! 1075 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,165 [car backfires] 1076 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,625 - Fuck! - [engine idling] 1077 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:55,791 [car accelerating] 1078 00:50:57,583 --> 00:50:59,541 [glass shattering] 1079 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,291 [Robbie singing] <i>♪ So unimpressed but so in awe</i> 1080 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:16,250 <i>♪ Such a saint Such a whore ♪</i> 1081 00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:22,125 <i>♪ So self-aware So full of shit ♪</i> 1082 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625 <i>♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪</i> 1083 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:33,749 <i>♪ I'm contemplating thinking about thinking ♪</i> 1084 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:38,457 <i>♪ It's overrated Just get another drink in ♪</i> 1085 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:40,999 [people chatter] 1086 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,832 <i>♪ Watch me come undone</i> 1087 00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:48,165 <i>♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the streets ♪</i> 1088 00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:49,707 [fans screaming] 1089 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,207 <i>- ♪ I pray that</i> - [horn honks] 1090 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,957 <i>♪ When I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪</i> 1091 00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,707 [fans screaming] 1092 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,957 <i>♪ If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet ♪</i> 1093 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:03,624 <i>♪ Because I'm scum and I'm your son ♪</i> 1094 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:05,040 [truck honking] [tyres skidding] 1095 00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:07,500 <i>♪ I come undone</i> 1096 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:13,458 <i>♪ I come undone</i> 1097 00:52:14,791 --> 00:52:16,332 [Radio announcer] <i>Fans are still reeling</i> 1098 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,624 <i>from the announcement on Monday</i> 1099 00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,957 <i>that Robbie Williams</i> 1100 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,582 <i>has split from Take That.</i> 1101 00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:23,124 <i>Help Line switchboards, set up after reports of suicides,</i> 1102 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:26,333 <i>have been flooded by tearful Take That fans...</i> 1103 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,790 <i>[Radio announcer] But he had built up a reputation</i> 1104 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:31,040 <i>as a party animal...</i> 1105 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:34,750 <i>♪ So rock'n'roll So corporate suits ♪</i> 1106 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:40,250 <i>♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪</i> 1107 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,124 <i>♪ So well-trained</i> 1108 00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,083 - [horn honks] <i>- ♪ So animal</i> 1109 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,790 <i>♪ So need-your-love So fuck-you-all ♪</i> 1110 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:53,624 [horn honks] 1111 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:59,124 <i>♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪</i> 1112 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:04,290 <i>♪ If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you ♪</i> 1113 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:06,457 <i>♪ I come undone</i> 1114 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:10,749 <i>♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street ♪</i> 1115 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:14,207 [car accelerating] [dramatic music] 1116 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:19,166 <i>♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪</i> 1117 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,083 [music crescendos and then softens] 1118 00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:30,083 [crowd singing together on bus] 1119 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:38,999 <i>♪ If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet ♪</i> 1120 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,832 <i>♪ Because I'm scum but I'm your son ♪</i> 1121 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,332 <i>♪ I come un--</i> 1122 00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:46,499 - [tyres screeching] - [Robbie gasping] 1123 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,082 [water bubbling] 1124 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,250 [low tense music] 1125 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,665 [fangirl] How could you do this? 1126 00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:08,874 [fangirl] We need you, Robbie! 1127 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,582 [fangirl] Don't go! 1128 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,832 [fangirl] Robbie, don't do this! 1129 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,457 [fangirl] Don't leave! 1130 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,540 [echoes of sobbing girls] 1131 00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:17,665 [underwater muted audio] 1132 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,166 Hmm? Hmm? 1133 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,124 [Robbie VO] <i>The cheeky member of Take That</i> 1134 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,040 <i>is now the fucked-up messy one</i> 1135 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,583 <i>who's gone and broken up the band.</i> 1136 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,250 <i>And people hate me for it.</i> 1137 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:38,749 <i>But really, they're only saying what I think about myself.</i> 1138 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:40,665 [screams] 1139 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,624 <i>I've a raging cocaine habit,</i> 1140 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:45,165 <i>I'm a full-blown alcoholic and I'm twenty-one.</i> 1141 00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:47,249 [ice shattering] 1142 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,749 <i>I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict.</i> 1143 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:53,457 <i>I just had the money and the means to get there quicker.</i> 1144 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,874 [cameras clicking] 1145 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,916 [Robbie VO] <i>But I'm also incredibly competitive.</i> 1146 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,874 <i>I mean, I've no idea</i> 1147 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:03,583 <i>how I'm going to pull off a solo career.</i> 1148 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,832 <i>But there's an energy to revenge,</i> 1149 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:09,874 <i>and it's very, very seductive.</i> 1150 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:14,165 [crowd] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1151 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:17,165 four, three, two, one. 1152 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,749 Happy New Year! 1153 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:22,083 [all cheering] [fireworks exploding] 1154 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:25,957 [cheering] 1155 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:29,041 [upbeat music playing] 1156 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,291 [kisses] 1157 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:35,875 [crowd chattering] 1158 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,083 It's going to happen. 1159 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:46,958 No ifs, no buts. No left, no right. Just straight ahead. 1160 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,957 [sighing] 1161 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:56,250 I'm going to be fucking massive. 1162 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:59,000 [woman] A massive what? 1163 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,832 Fuck! You scared the shit out of me. 1164 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,624 You said you wanted to be massive? 1165 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:06,083 Ah, well, I was just, um... 1166 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,457 ...wishing for a little extra girth. 1167 00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:10,250 [chuckling] 1168 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,416 - What is it you do? - Oh, yeah... 1169 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,415 [woman] Oh sorry, should I already know that? 1170 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:21,457 No, no, no, no, no. Um... 1171 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:23,957 No, I'm... I'm a singer and songwriter. 1172 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,165 Really? 1173 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,957 Yeah. Yeah, just starting out on my own. 1174 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,249 I was in Take That and-- 1175 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,582 The boyband? 1176 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:32,333 [laughing] 1177 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,582 Oh, don't mind me. 1178 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,415 Sorry. 1179 00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:40,915 No, you're alright. I mean, it is why I left. 1180 00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:43,124 Dancing around in the background 1181 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,999 like a camp sadomasochist. 1182 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,040 I mean, if I'm going to look like a tosser, 1183 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,999 I might as well do it down stage centre. 1184 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,665 So it's all about the spotlight? 1185 00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,999 Wow, not even any lube. Just full fist. 1186 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,082 I'm just saying - 1187 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,874 if you're gonna start out on your own, 1188 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,540 you might as well be honest about why. 1189 00:56:58,541 --> 00:57:01,249 - Shit, are you a journalist? - Fuck, no. 1190 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,416 I'm just curious. 1191 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,207 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1192 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:07,500 Try me. 1193 00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:10,874 [flings bottle] 1194 00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:12,999 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1195 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,832 but it felt like I was bound and gagged 1196 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:16,082 for the last five years. 1197 00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:17,665 And not in a hot way, either. 1198 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:20,040 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1199 00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:21,415 [laughing] 1200 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:25,207 I don't know, sexy, mysterious, masked lady. 1201 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,624 [woman chuckles] 1202 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,082 I guess I've just reached a point 1203 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:31,333 where I want to prove I can make it on my own. 1204 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,625 Prove to who? 1205 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,625 Everyone. 1206 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:42,415 See? I told you you wouldn't understand. 1207 00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:44,166 [woman chuckles] 1208 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,707 Oh, fuck me! 1209 00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:49,250 [both laughing] 1210 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,665 - [Robbie VO] <i>Nicole Appleton. - ♪ I know where it's at</i> 1211 00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:54,832 [Robbie VO] <i>She and her sister were members</i> 1212 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,749 <i>of the girl band, All Saints.</i> 1213 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,416 <i>Their manager was a cunt, too.</i> 1214 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:02,082 <i>She was absolutely lovely -</i> 1215 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,041 <i>with the single worst taste in men.</i> 1216 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:08,541 Yeah, you alright? 1217 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,749 [Nicole] Fame is so fucking weird, isn't it? 1218 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:13,916 [chuckles] 1219 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:16,457 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1220 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:17,874 when they bring the cake out 1221 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,749 and the whole restaurant sings "Happy Birthday" to you 1222 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,416 and you can't wait until "Happy Birthday" stops being sung. 1223 00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,499 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, 1224 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,207 but you just want it to stop so you can-- 1225 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,041 Eat the fucking cake. 1226 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,125 Yeah. 1227 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,833 [chuckling] 1228 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,249 Well, now you've got your gag off, 1229 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,666 what are you going to say? 1230 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,832 - I've got some lyrics. - Oh... 1231 00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:47,124 I mean, they're basically different takes 1232 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:48,332 on how much I hate myself. 1233 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,749 Oh, so a Christmas album then? 1234 00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,124 [Robbie laughing] 1235 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,457 I'm not sure about an album. 1236 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:54,749 You know, at the moment, 1237 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:56,749 I'd just like to write one good song. 1238 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,290 [laughs] 1239 00:58:58,291 --> 00:59:00,457 - You're overthinking it. - Hmm? 1240 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,624 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1241 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,124 Look... 1242 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:08,124 <i>♪ I've got a boat but mine's made of rubber ♪</i> 1243 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,499 <i>♪ I cut a hole in the back</i> 1244 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,249 <i>♪ And use my cock as a rudder</i> 1245 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,332 [laughs] 1246 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,833 [Robbie] Yes! It's a hit! 1247 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,458 See? You're going to be massive in no time. 1248 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,415 [laughs] 1249 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:25,208 <i>♪ I was her</i> 1250 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:28,500 <i>♪ She was me</i> 1251 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,000 <i>♪ We were one</i> 1252 00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:37,125 <i>♪ We were free</i> 1253 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:44,458 <i>♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪</i> 1254 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:50,374 <i>♪ She's the one</i> 1255 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,749 [lush orchestral arrangement] 1256 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:56,749 <i>♪ If there's somebody</i> 1257 00:59:56,750 --> 01:00:00,124 <i>♪ Calling me on</i> 1258 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,750 <i>♪ She's the one</i> 1259 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,791 [Nicole] <i>♪ We were young</i> 1260 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,166 <i>♪ We were wrong</i> 1261 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:18,582 <i>♪ We were fine all along ♪</i> 1262 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,332 [both] <i>♪ If there's somebody</i> 1263 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:24,957 <i>♪ Calling me on</i> 1264 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:27,291 <i>♪ She's the one</i> 1265 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,874 [both] <i>♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪</i> 1266 01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:37,332 <i>♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪</i> 1267 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:42,583 <i>♪ You're smiling</i> 1268 01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:47,207 [Nicole] <i>♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪</i> 1269 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,874 <i>♪ And you know the way you wanna play ♪</i> 1270 01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,832 [both] <i>♪ You'll be so high ♪</i> 1271 01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:57,916 <i>♪ You'll be flying</i> 1272 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,750 <i>♪ Though the sea</i> 1273 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,708 <i>♪ Will be strong</i> 1274 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:10,165 <i>♪ I know we'll carry on</i> 1275 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:13,499 <i>♪ 'Cause if there's somebody</i> 1276 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:16,333 <i>♪ Calling me on</i> 1277 01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,791 [Nicole] <i>♪ He's the one</i> 1278 01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:29,082 [Robbie] <i>♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪</i> 1279 01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:31,875 <i>♪ She's the one</i> 1280 01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:39,582 [both] <i>♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪</i> 1281 01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:41,790 <i>♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪</i> 1282 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:47,583 <i>♪ You're smiling</i> 1283 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,832 <i>♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪</i> 1284 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,415 <i>♪ And you know the way you wanna play it ♪</i> 1285 01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:57,207 <i>♪ You'll be so high</i> 1286 01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:02,541 <i>♪ You'll be flying</i> 1287 01:02:09,791 --> 01:02:11,707 [no audio] 1288 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:17,665 [gentle orchestral music plays over dialogue] 1289 01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:21,833 [gentle orchestral music continues] 1290 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:38,125 [gentle orchestral music continues] 1291 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:23,458 <i>♪ She's the one</i> 1292 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:28,166 <i>♪ He's the one</i> 1293 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:39,000 [Nicole sighing] 1294 01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,624 [Robbie singing softly] 1295 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:02,041 <i>♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪</i> 1296 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,416 <i>♪ The silence was pitiful...</i> 1297 01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:08,832 [people chattering] 1298 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,665 [man] It's not... It's not a competition, girls. 1299 01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:13,582 It's just hard work. You need to put that in. 1300 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,207 <i>♪ Do a little dance...</i> 1301 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,582 [Nate] Here. [puts glass down] 1302 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,332 This place is posh as fuck. 1303 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,415 You know, I've just seen fucking Bono in the toilet. 1304 01:04:20,416 --> 01:04:22,333 Had a look. 1305 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,707 Tiny. 1306 01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:25,832 [Nate laughing] 1307 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,207 You've missed me, haven't you? 1308 01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:28,541 Ah, of course you have. 1309 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,832 Hmm! Hey, so... 1310 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:34,083 You know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1311 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:36,999 - Kayleigh. - The one with the clubfoot? 1312 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,499 No, she ain't got a clubfoot. 1313 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,082 - Well... - No. Her pelvis is out. 1314 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:44,416 Anyway, she's... up the duff. 1315 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,833 I'm going to be a dad. 1316 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:54,207 That's amazing. 1317 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:55,915 I'm just surprised the little thing still works. 1318 01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:57,249 Fuck off! 1319 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:58,665 Shut up! Shut up! Here it is. 1320 01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,332 [TV announcer] <i>The wait is over!</i> 1321 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:03,124 <i>Coming in at number one, it's new, it's brilliant,</i> 1322 01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:05,790 <i>it's "Never Ever" by All Saints.</i> 1323 01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:09,040 [screaming with joy] [people applauding] 1324 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:13,499 ["Never Ever" playing in background] 1325 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,375 [Nicole laughs excitedly] 1326 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,457 Whoo! 1327 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,333 Come on! [laughs] 1328 01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,124 [kissing] 1329 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,332 - I can't believe it! - Well done, babe. 1330 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:28,624 - You deserve it. - It'll be your turn next. 1331 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,374 [people cheering] 1332 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:33,415 [man] Nicole, give us a few words! 1333 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:35,750 [woman] Yes. Nicole. 1334 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,207 [scattered applause] 1335 01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:40,375 Okay. Ahh, I just... 1336 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,749 I can't believe we did it. 1337 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:45,290 - Number fucking one! - [crowd cheering] 1338 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,915 To everyone who has supported us through the years, 1339 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,165 you're family, and we love you. 1340 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:52,790 [people cheering] 1341 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,082 - [Nicole] Whoo! - [cork popping] 1342 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,416 [laughs] And to my... 1343 01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,499 - Ah, to my best friends... - [snooker balls clack] 1344 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,874 [Nicole] Having a number one is amazing 1345 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,249 and getting to celebrate it together is the best. 1346 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:07,457 [Robbie VO] <i>Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis,</i> 1347 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:09,374 <i>the biggest band on the planet.</i> 1348 01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:12,124 <i>I'm in love with their songs. I'm in love with the lyrics.</i> 1349 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,749 <i>I'm in love with how provocative they are.</i> 1350 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:14,915 [snorts] 1351 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,665 <i>I'm just totally in love with them,</i> 1352 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,374 <i>and I want to be them.</i> 1353 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,665 <i>Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac.</i> 1354 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:22,707 <i>It means even ugly people can get laid.</i> 1355 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:24,040 [balls clack] 1356 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,374 <i>Mind you, guitars do that, too.</i> 1357 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:27,957 What's all that about, then? 1358 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,207 Got a number one. 1359 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,582 Is that all? Fucking hell. 1360 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,999 If I orgasmed every time I had a number one, 1361 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,290 I'd be fucking dry. 1362 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,374 Yeah. 1363 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,874 - You listen to this cunt? - Yeah! 1364 01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,790 Like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about. 1365 01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:41,249 You want a number one, 1366 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,957 you should've stayed Gary's back-up dancer. 1367 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:44,540 [people laughing] 1368 01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,249 [Liam] Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1369 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,707 for concert tickets in British history? 1370 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:49,999 Me. 1371 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,165 And the band-- 1372 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:53,124 Knebworth, right? 1373 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:55,457 125,000 fucking screaming cunts. 1374 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,874 That's insane. 1375 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,332 It's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead. 1376 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,874 [people laughing] 1377 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,957 [Robbie VO] <i>Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly.</i> 1378 01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,957 <i>Would anybody like to see me fight Liam?</i> 1379 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:08,165 [crowd cheering] 1380 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,582 <i>Liam, a hundred grand of your money,</i> 1381 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,957 <i>a hundred grand of my money.</i> 1382 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,957 <i>We'll get in the ring and we'll have a fight</i> 1383 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:15,582 <i>and you can all watch it on TV.</i> 1384 01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,207 <i>What do you think about that?</i> 1385 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,665 <i>Now are you going to do it</i> 1386 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,832 <i>or are you going to pussy out, you fucking wimp?</i> 1387 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:22,540 [crowd cheering] 1388 01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,707 [Robbie VO] <i>Thankfully,</i> 1389 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,708 <i>he wasn't in the country at the time.</i> 1390 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,207 Knebworth... 1391 01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:31,624 [glass shattering] 1392 01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:33,415 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1393 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:35,082 [cue clatters] 1394 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:37,333 - Nice chatting to you, Noel. - Fuck off, cunt. 1395 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,166 [Liam] Hey, twinkletoes, you coming or what? 1396 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,625 Yeah. Come on. 1397 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:51,790 [crowd exuberantly celebrating] 1398 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:53,624 ["Never Ever" by All Saints playing] 1399 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,540 <i>♪ Never ever have I ever felt so sad ♪</i> 1400 01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,957 [person] Whoo! 1401 01:07:57,958 --> 01:07:59,165 [floor creaking] 1402 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:00,750 [keys jingling] [Robbie chuckling] 1403 01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,625 Good evening, Knebworth. 1404 01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,166 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1405 01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,791 Here's one from my new album. 1406 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,540 Thank you very much. 1407 01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,957 [fridge shuts] 1408 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,833 [Nicole] Hiya. 1409 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:18,374 Fuck me, aren't you Miss Number One 1410 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,707 of the United Kingdom of Britain? 1411 01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:21,915 [laughs] 1412 01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,250 - Maybe. - Mm-hm. [kissing] 1413 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,832 And where did you end up? 1414 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:29,207 I got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1415 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:30,665 Oh... 1416 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,957 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1417 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,333 [laughs] 1418 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:40,625 Anyway, I was just trying to make sense of it. 1419 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,875 Of what? 1420 01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:46,041 "Never Ever". 1421 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:53,249 You don't... What? You don't... You don't like our song? 1422 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,791 Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one, but... 1423 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:01,707 Well, people seem to like it. 1424 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,415 It would be nice if my fiancé-- 1425 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:08,957 Screaming, jumping around, making fucking speeches... 1426 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,582 And all that bullshit about family. 1427 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:14,499 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1428 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,832 Right. 1429 01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:18,040 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1430 01:09:18,041 --> 01:09:19,458 to get that number one, then? 1431 01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:22,375 Nah. 1432 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:25,958 I bet you left that bit out of your little speech, didn't you? 1433 01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:28,291 [sighs] 1434 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,624 You're so fucking ugly when you're wasted. 1435 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,415 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. 1436 01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,374 Oh, and won't that be nice! 1437 01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:40,332 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1438 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,665 because something important came up. 1439 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:42,874 It did. 1440 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,290 Getting fucked up with your mates? 1441 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:46,499 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1442 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,957 Which is more than you can. 1443 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,707 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook, 1444 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,540 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1445 01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:54,540 A number one and she's giving out the advice. 1446 01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,915 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends, 'cause guess what, 1447 01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,249 I don't give a fuck what they think! 1448 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,375 You give a fuck what everyone thinks, Rob. 1449 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:06,541 That's all you give a fuck about. 1450 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,500 [plate smashes] 1451 01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:20,958 [door slamming] 1452 01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:27,207 [Robbie whispers] Dickhead. 1453 01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:29,790 [television playing] 1454 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:32,458 [Robbie and Betty laughing] 1455 01:10:35,916 --> 01:10:37,874 We need crisps. 1456 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:39,874 We're alright, Nan. 1457 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:42,665 Well, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1458 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,999 They don't have washing machines in London? 1459 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,499 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1460 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,874 Oh, you bugger. 1461 01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,915 You should come home more often, you know. 1462 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,999 She's slowing down. 1463 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,957 Rubbish. Nan will outlive all of us. 1464 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,082 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1465 01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,707 I rang around and I've got a meeting 1466 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,791 with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1467 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:04,790 Nicole's got a number one. 1468 01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:07,249 Fucking Gary's got number ones. 1469 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,749 And here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1470 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:12,582 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1471 01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,749 Bless you, Nan. 1472 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,290 [Betty] Now, I spoke to your dad. 1473 01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:18,165 Oh, that makes one of us. 1474 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,790 It's been radio silence since I left the band. 1475 01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:22,415 He's agreed to see you again. 1476 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,749 Agreed? What do you mean? 1477 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,791 Well, to have you visit, on your school holidays. 1478 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,207 He called me, remember? 1479 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666 He said it'd been too long. 1480 01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:40,874 He invited me. 1481 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,958 Yes, that's right. I told him to. 1482 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,916 [Betty] You see? 1483 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,957 - [Betty] Oh, Jesus... - Oh, Betty. 1484 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,665 [Janet] No, no, no. 1485 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,874 - [Betty crying] I'm so sorry. - Oh, Betty. 1486 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,790 - [Betty crying] - No. 1487 01:11:58,791 --> 01:12:00,499 [Janet] It's alright. 1488 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,415 Hey, Nan, it's alright. 1489 01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:03,582 [Janet] Shhh. 1490 01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:05,290 Come on. Don't cry. 1491 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,707 - It's alright. - [Betty cries] 1492 01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:10,165 - [Janet] Shhh, Betty. - [Betty] I'm so sorry, love. 1493 01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:11,999 [Janet] It's alright, duck. 1494 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,499 I'm sorry. 1495 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,416 [Betty sobbing] 1496 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,290 [Robbie rapping] <i>♪ My rhyme's complex, yes!</i> 1497 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,582 <i>♪ You're just picking up giro cheques, bless ♪</i> 1498 01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,415 <i>♪ A whole life for the YTS, oh</i> 1499 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:25,624 <i>♪ I line up in a line of nine suspects ♪</i> 1500 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:27,457 <i>♪ And I wine and dine the fine witness ♪</i> 1501 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,749 <i>♪ Then she reclines and resigns to my wish list ♪</i> 1502 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,874 <i>♪ So I pop it out like the litmus test ♪</i> 1503 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,290 <i>♪ And she's like, am I allowed to lick this yet-- ♪</i> 1504 01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:37,415 Okay, okay! Hang on, hang on. Ugh. 1505 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:40,749 Listen, I appreciate you coming over, 1506 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,540 but this isn't going to work. 1507 01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:44,332 [Robbie VO] <i>Guy Chambers.</i> 1508 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:47,374 <i>Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared,</i> 1509 01:12:47,375 --> 01:12:50,249 <i>and I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs.</i> 1510 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,540 [Guy] You don't mind, do you? 1511 01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,208 [Robbie] <i>So our lawyers had a chat...</i> 1512 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,957 <i>And here we are on a beach.</i> 1513 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,165 [Guy] Uh, lower... 1514 01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,665 You've only heard half of them. 1515 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,124 And they're all the same. 1516 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,332 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1517 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,832 It's like you've written lyrics 1518 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,874 you think other people want to hear. 1519 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,082 I don't know... 1520 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,624 That might be okay in a boyband... 1521 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:11,832 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1522 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,249 Well, it's the only way this works. 1523 01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:17,250 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1524 01:13:21,666 --> 01:13:24,375 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1525 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,125 If you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1526 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:45,875 I dent easily. 1527 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:50,125 Can you give me a C? 1528 01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:52,541 [Guy plays chord] 1529 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,665 [Robbie nervously singing] <i>♪ You can't--</i> 1530 01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:56,874 [whispering] Fuck me. 1531 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:58,541 Better make it a B flat. 1532 01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:01,750 [Guy playing piano chord] 1533 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:07,165 <i>♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪</i> 1534 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:11,165 <i>♪ The silence was pitiful</i> 1535 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,291 <i>♪ That day</i> 1536 01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:20,208 <i>♪ And love is getting too cynical ♪</i> 1537 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,290 <i>♪ Passion's just physical</i> 1538 01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:26,458 <i>♪ These days</i> 1539 01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:34,415 <i>♪ You analyse everyone you meet ♪</i> 1540 01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:38,457 <i>♪ But get no sign</i> 1541 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,583 <i>♪ Loving kind</i> 1542 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:47,290 <i>♪ Every night you admit defeat</i> 1543 01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,875 <i>♪ And cry yourself blind</i> 1544 01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,457 [clearing throat] Ah, this is the chorus. 1545 01:14:54,458 --> 01:15:00,124 <i>♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪</i> 1546 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:05,000 <i>♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪</i> 1547 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,749 <i>♪ If you're lost, hurt</i> 1548 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,415 <i>♪ Tired or lonely</i> 1549 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,749 <i>♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪</i> 1550 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,124 And the second verse. 1551 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,332 <i>♪ The DJ--</i> 1552 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,207 No, no! No! Hang on, hang on. 1553 01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:22,540 Um... 1554 01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:24,999 We have to double the chorus or it'll sound crap. 1555 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,957 What was that list? Lost... 1556 01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:29,249 <i>♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely...</i> 1557 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,874 Right, that's the hook. That's the gold. 1558 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:34,415 The 'something beautiful' bit is cream on top. You've got... 1559 01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:39,957 <i>♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely</i> 1560 01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:43,750 [humming with piano] 1561 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,915 [Guy] And then you repeat. You understand? 1562 01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:47,915 - Yeah. - Right. 1563 01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:49,332 Pick it up from the chorus, 1564 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,374 and, you know, give it some welly. 1565 01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:54,541 Even if it's shit, you got to make it your shit. 1566 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:58,290 [Guy] Two, three... 1567 01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:02,875 <i>♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪</i> 1568 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,666 <i>♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪</i> 1569 01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:14,415 <i>♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪</i> 1570 01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:18,290 <i>♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪</i> 1571 01:16:18,291 --> 01:16:19,790 [Guy] There you go! 1572 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:23,958 <i>♪ May you find that love that won't leave you ♪</i> 1573 01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:29,582 <i>♪ May you find it by the end of the day ♪</i> 1574 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:35,540 <i>♪ You won't be lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪</i> 1575 01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:39,707 <i>♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪</i> 1576 01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,040 One more time. 1577 01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:42,457 <i>♪ Something beautiful</i> 1578 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:45,707 <i>♪ Will come your way</i> 1579 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:47,958 [sings high note] 1580 01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,916 You're not as crap as I thought. 1581 01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,832 Thanks. 1582 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,457 We need to clean it up a bit but it's a start. 1583 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:03,000 Now, what else have you got in there? 1584 01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:05,790 [jingle plays] <i>♪ Radio Wave...</i> 1585 01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:09,332 And coming up we have a surprise guest in the studio. 1586 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:12,290 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy, 1587 01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:13,625 Robbie Williams! 1588 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,165 [Robbie snorts] 1589 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:18,665 [Robbie VO] <i>Chris Briggs - manager to the stars.</i> 1590 01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:21,124 <i>Amazingly, he saw something in me.</i> 1591 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:23,665 <i>I mean, besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze.</i> 1592 01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:25,290 [Briggs] It'll be nice and intimate. 1593 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,749 Fifty people or so - contest winners, 1594 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,124 so they'll be super excited. 1595 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,082 And just remember it's going out live, 1596 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,624 so mind your 'shits' and 'fucks'. 1597 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:35,124 You should start with a cover, something people recognise. 1598 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,249 We want them to recognise <i>our</i> songs. 1599 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,915 And they will, but you have to woo them first. 1600 01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:41,124 You gotta get me to Knebworth. 1601 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:42,540 [Briggs] How about you get through this one 1602 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,957 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1603 01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:46,165 Just get me there, alright? 1604 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,249 [Briggs] Baby steps, mate. 1605 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,540 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but-- 1606 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,332 Oh, I don't know. Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi! 1607 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:56,375 Plus, we need the air time. What have you got to lose? 1608 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,457 I would've said my dignity 1609 01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,250 but Take That already stole it, so... 1610 01:18:04,291 --> 01:18:08,416 I mean it, Briggsy, I have got to play Knebworth. 1611 01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:11,207 Whatever it takes. 1612 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,291 It'll take everything. 1613 01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,083 Sure you're ready for that? 1614 01:18:17,708 --> 01:18:19,499 [sharp inhale] 1615 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,041 Then make every performance count. 1616 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,375 Light 'em up. 1617 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,290 - [applause] - One, two, three, four. 1618 01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:35,957 [plays song intro] 1619 01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:41,124 <i>♪ You got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie ♪</i> 1620 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:43,665 <i>- ♪ Do the mashed potato</i> - [audience laughs] 1621 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:45,624 <i>♪ Do the alligator</i> 1622 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:46,915 [audience chuckles] 1623 01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:49,457 <i>♪ Put your hands on your hips</i> 1624 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,249 <i>♪ Let your backbone slip</i> 1625 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,415 <i>♪ Do the watusi</i> [kisses] 1626 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,040 <i>♪ Like my little Lucy</i> 1627 01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,540 <i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i> 1628 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,915 [music distorting] 1629 01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,665 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You're going to die!</i> 1630 01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:05,332 [radio reporter] <i>You've left the safety of the band</i> 1631 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,790 <i>and now you're going out on your own.</i> 1632 01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:08,040 <i>How does that feel?</i> 1633 01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:09,624 [Robbie on radio] <i>I couldn't be happier.</i> 1634 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,457 <i>I'm finally free, you know,</i> 1635 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:13,874 <i>and this is only the beginning.</i> 1636 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,374 [Robbie] Come on! 1637 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:17,374 [rock song intro playing] 1638 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,332 [radio announcer] <i>Well, the first punches have been thrown</i> 1639 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,332 <i>and it's Gary Barlow at number one...</i> 1640 01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,790 Light 'em up. 1641 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,415 <i>...while Robbie's first album, "Life Thru A Lens",</i> 1642 01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:25,665 <i>has debuted at number eleven.</i> 1643 01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,832 <i>- Robbie's fate now rests...</i> - [snorts] Oh! 1644 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:29,290 <i>...on a national charm offensive tour.</i> 1645 01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:31,124 [exhales deeply] 1646 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,040 [announcer] <i>Lock up your daughters,</i> 1647 01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:35,249 <i>lock up your sons.</i> 1648 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:38,124 <i>It's Robbie Williams!</i> 1649 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,874 [applause and cheering] 1650 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:42,000 [Robbie] You know what I need you to do! 1651 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,040 One, two, three, four. 1652 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:49,707 <i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i> 1653 01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:51,416 <i>♪ Na-na-na-na</i> 1654 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,290 <i>- ♪ Na--</i> - [music distorts] 1655 01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,875 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>I'm gonna rip your fucking eyes out!</i> 1656 01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,707 [TV interviewer] <i>With his new album...</i> 1657 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:02,207 - Come on! <i>...rocketing up the charts,</i> 1658 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:05,207 <i>ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams!</i> 1659 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,665 <i>♪ Na-na-na-na</i> 1660 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,290 [radio announcer] <i>Please welcome Robbie Williams.</i> 1661 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:09,790 [TV announcer] <i>Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen.</i> 1662 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,582 [TV interviewer] <i>He's an internationally loved star...</i> 1663 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:12,915 <i>♪ I said watch me do it</i> 1664 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:14,290 [Robbie] I wanna sing, goddamnit! 1665 01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:15,707 <i>♪ Watch me do it</i> 1666 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:17,374 <i>And I wanna dance.</i> 1667 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:18,790 [Robbie on radio] <i>Being a pop star means</i> 1668 01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:20,290 <i>you can live all your fantasies.</i> 1669 01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:22,957 <i>I think it's what's known as the 'lucky bastard'.</i> 1670 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:24,832 <i>Well, you know, being in a relationship means</i> 1671 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:27,290 <i>I've put away my shagging boots.</i> 1672 01:20:27,291 --> 01:20:28,832 <i>But I know where the closet is.</i> 1673 01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,165 [interviewer laughs] 1674 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,415 <i>♪ Dance with me, honey ♪</i> 1675 01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,375 <i>♪ Like long tall Sally</i> 1676 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,624 [Robbie on radio] <i>You know the great thing is</i> 1677 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,499 <i>I've actually arrived now, because back... back at home,</i> 1678 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,124 <i>I've been voted the 'Rear of the Year'.</i> 1679 01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:43,499 [female reporter] <i>Is that right? You gonna show us?</i> 1680 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,082 [male reporter] <i>So it's fair to say you're box office, right?</i> 1681 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,707 [Robbie on TV] <i>I've got me platinum disc</i> 1682 01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:50,457 <i>and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now.</i> 1683 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,749 <i>It means I'm very famous.</i> [laughs] 1684 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:57,415 <i>♪ One, two, na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i> 1685 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:59,207 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>We are coming for you!</i> 1686 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:01,415 <i>You can't write. You haven't got 'it'. You've got nothing!</i> 1687 01:21:01,416 --> 01:21:03,332 [Robbie screaming] 1688 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,874 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You are fucking dead!</i> 1689 01:21:05,875 --> 01:21:07,540 [audience screaming] 1690 01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:08,999 [flash lights clicking] [people shouting] 1691 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,416 Move! Move! 1692 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,666 Light 'em up! 1693 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:20,457 [cacophony of sounds] 1694 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:21,790 [wheels screech] 1695 01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,250 [crowd cheering] 1696 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:26,540 - [woman] Robbie! - Fuck off, the lot of ya! 1697 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:27,790 Fuck off! 1698 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:30,208 [cacophony of sounds] 1699 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,874 [retching] 1700 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,707 <i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na</i> 1701 01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:37,415 [awards presenter] <i>And the winner is... Robbie Williams.</i> 1702 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,999 - [man] <i>Robbie Williams!</i> - [man] <i>It's Robbie Williams!</i> 1703 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,874 [man] <i>And the winner is Robbie Williams!</i> 1704 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,707 - [man] <i>Robbie Williams...</i> - [woman] <i>Robbie Williams!</i> 1705 01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:44,624 [woman] <i>A perfect end to a great night</i> 1706 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,207 <i>for Robbie Williams.</i> 1707 01:21:46,208 --> 01:21:49,499 [footsteps] [music pounds] 1708 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,582 [Peter] I'm sure you all recognise this young man, 1709 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,749 but did you know he had a famous father? 1710 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,124 No! 1711 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,082 [Peter] If any of you lovely ladies wanna come up 1712 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,332 and sit on Santa's knee, 1713 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,207 I'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1714 01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:02,333 [Christmas carol playing] 1715 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:04,832 Rob?! 1716 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:07,749 [cacophony of sounds] 1717 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:09,249 [music playing] 1718 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:10,666 Brrrr. 1719 01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:13,208 Light 'em up. 1720 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:16,541 [deep breathing] 1721 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,540 Whoa! 1722 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:20,957 [Tom Jones] <i>♪ You got mashed potato</i> 1723 01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:23,125 [Robbie] <i>♪ Do the alligator</i> 1724 01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,540 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>We're going to peel your skin off.</i> 1725 01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:28,999 <i>Slit your throat.</i> 1726 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,624 <i>We are going to fucking murder you!</i> 1727 01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:32,625 [Robbie screaming] 1728 01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,333 <i>♪ Long tall Sally...</i> 1729 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,666 [Tom Jones] <i>♪ Jump back in the alley, baby ♪</i> 1730 01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,665 <i>♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪</i> 1731 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,791 <i>♪ Oh! Let your backbone slip</i> 1732 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:48,249 [Tom Jones] <i>♪ Oh, yeah</i> 1733 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,625 <i>♪ Oh</i> 1734 01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:54,249 <i>♪ Yeah!</i> 1735 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:56,374 [music continues] [crowd roaring] 1736 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,457 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>Where are you going to run?</i> 1737 01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:00,040 <i>Where are you going to fucking hide?</i> 1738 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,999 <i>You useless little prick!</i> 1739 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,915 <i>You're going to die alone, you cunt!</i> 1740 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:05,207 <i>You're fucking replaceable!</i> 1741 01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:07,165 <i>You can't escape this!</i> 1742 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:10,625 [making monkey noises and hyperventilating] 1743 01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:13,666 [grunting] 1744 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:19,957 [Peter] Oh, yes, put it there, son. [laughs] 1745 01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:21,124 [music concludes] [crowd roaring] 1746 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,540 [Peter] Fan-bloody-tastic! 1747 01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,749 - Listen to that. It's deafening. - [woman] Robbie! Robbie! 1748 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,957 [Peter] Oh, thank you. I'm the dad. 1749 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:28,749 Taught him everything he knows. 1750 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,624 Peter Conway. [laughs] 1751 01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:32,165 You know what, Chris, entrances and exits. 1752 01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,332 No one cares about that stuff anymore. 1753 01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:38,207 But tonight, you outshone Tom Jones, lad! [laughs] 1754 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,832 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1755 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:44,207 Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1756 01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:46,707 Rob! Rob! 1757 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:50,625 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1758 01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:52,999 [Peter chuckling] 1759 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,457 Knebworth! Ha ha! 1760 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:57,124 Wait till I tell the lads! 1761 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,957 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1762 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,874 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. 1763 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,999 Four at most. 1764 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,332 It's incredible. 1765 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,957 [Briggs] It also comes with a new record deal. 1766 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,665 It's obscene! 1767 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:09,540 [Peter exclaiming] Yeah-heh-heh! 1768 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:13,499 Look at you! You're bulletproof. Ha ha! 1769 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:15,082 Oh, I need a drink. 1770 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,915 Look at this! Just what the doctor ordered. 1771 01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:19,499 [Briggs] Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. 1772 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,332 Congratulations. 1773 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,583 Thanks, Chris. 1774 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,875 Knebworth. 1775 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,000 How does it feel? 1776 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,166 [softly] Crippling. 1777 01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:39,208 - It'll sink in. - [cork pops] 1778 01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,749 It's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game 1779 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:44,165 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1780 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,375 I mean, it's... 1781 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,957 It's one against thousands. 1782 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:51,708 [Peter] Bollocks! The audience loves ya. 1783 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,333 [quietly] I can't do it. 1784 01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:59,332 I can't carry Knebworth. [pants] 1785 01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:01,457 I'll be like a lamb to the fucking slaughter, Dad. 1786 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,624 - It's just stage fright. - You're not listening! 1787 01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:06,833 - [Robbie bangs table] - [Peter] No. It's normal. Okay? 1788 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:09,500 You know what's always helped me? 1789 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,790 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1790 01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,166 Don't I know it. 1791 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,499 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad! 1792 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:23,333 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1793 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:26,916 You wanna know why these people are gods? 1794 01:25:28,416 --> 01:25:31,333 'Cause they make other people's problems go away. 1795 01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:35,458 - Dad, Dad, stay. Please! - [door opens] 1796 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:55,041 [inhales deeply] 1797 01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:06,500 [mobile phone ringing] 1798 01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:14,291 [phone continues ringing] 1799 01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:21,583 [screaming] 1800 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,207 [phone continues ringing] 1801 01:26:25,208 --> 01:26:26,541 [grunts] 1802 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:28,916 [snorts] 1803 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:31,957 - Whoa! - [audience cheering] 1804 01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:33,582 [sighs] 1805 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,540 [giggling] 1806 01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:38,790 [audience cheering] 1807 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,582 [Parkinson] <i>My next guest has been climbing the charts</i> 1808 01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:42,082 <i>- and conquering the world.</i> - Here he is! 1809 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,457 Ready? Here's daddy's best mate. 1810 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:44,915 <i>Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams!</i> 1811 01:26:44,916 --> 01:26:46,457 [audience applause and cheering] 1812 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:49,374 ["Parkinson" theme music playing] 1813 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:51,124 [Parkinson] <i>Well, this has been</i> 1814 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:53,999 a sudden change in fortune for you, has it not? 1815 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,790 I mean, you're flying high. 1816 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,207 Sober as a judge, Parky. 1817 01:26:57,208 --> 01:26:58,540 - [audience laughing] - Well, uh... 1818 01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:00,874 Sorry, sorry, I have to do this. [clears throat] 1819 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:02,207 - Ooh! - [audience chuckling] 1820 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,915 Look, Nan, it's Parky! 1821 01:27:03,916 --> 01:27:05,040 [audience laughter] 1822 01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:08,915 Oh, Betty! It's Robert. 1823 01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,415 [Parkinson] <i>Let's talk if we may</i> 1824 01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:11,874 <i>about this success you've been having.</i> 1825 01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:13,290 <i>I mean, it's not the first time,</i> 1826 01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:14,415 is it? 1827 01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:16,249 You've had it before with Take That. 1828 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,915 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1829 01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:21,165 It means a great deal more to me now. 1830 01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,207 I'm about to perform in front of a record crowd 1831 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,957 at Knebworth in a few weeks. 1832 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:28,999 - [audience applauding] - No, no, stop it. It's nothing. 1833 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,207 It's only the biggest music event in British history! 1834 01:27:32,208 --> 01:27:33,707 [audience cheering and applauding] 1835 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:35,332 That's my boy. 1836 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,915 But, of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1837 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:39,457 you've broken recently, is it? 1838 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,915 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI - 1839 01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:44,707 eighty million pounds. 1840 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:47,250 <i>- How does that feel?</i> - [Robbie] <i>Ah, I don't know.</i> 1841 01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:51,415 I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1842 01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:53,582 [Robbie VO] <i>I thought I was quoting that lady</i> 1843 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:55,082 <i>who famously won the lottery.</i> 1844 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,957 <i>- But she said... - Spend, spend, spend!</i> 1845 01:27:57,958 --> 01:27:59,582 [Robbie VO] <i>So no one got it.</i> 1846 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:01,874 <i>Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews.</i> 1847 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,832 [cameras clicking] [reporters shouting] 1848 01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:06,540 [man] How would you describe your time with Take That? 1849 01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:08,915 [Robbie] I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1850 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,249 ...and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1851 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,457 - [laughing] - Posh said no, didn't she? 1852 01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:17,249 Uh, now, you've connected with many women in the past-- 1853 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,874 Oh, we're going to talk about my sex life. 1854 01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:21,208 - [audience laughter] - Well, I suppose... 1855 01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:24,207 There's nothing to write home about. 1856 01:28:24,208 --> 01:28:26,290 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1857 01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,374 [audience laughter] 1858 01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,624 [Nicole] Oh, I mean, 1859 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:30,499 how many flat tyres can you have? 1860 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,874 - The second one... - [door shuts] 1861 01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:33,499 ...we didn't even get out of the car. 1862 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,499 There was no way Natalie was gonna ruin her hair, 1863 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,082 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1864 01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:39,165 - [phone ringing] - And the weather was-- 1865 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,874 [Robbie] I'm just popping to the loo. 1866 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,582 [Nicole] The weather was horrendous. 1867 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,166 At least the sound was good. 1868 01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,624 My voice was tired, though. 1869 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:48,415 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1870 01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,999 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1871 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,500 I even got the name of the mattress in case we wanted... 1872 01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:56,250 [Parkinson] <i>But you're finally settling down?</i> 1873 01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:58,915 [Robbie] <i>I have to be a realist.</i> 1874 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,165 <i>You know, we're both on tour a lot,</i> 1875 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,500 and it can be difficult, you know. 1876 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:07,666 [Nicole quietly gasping] 1877 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,832 [Parkinson] <i>So tell me, what's it like for Robbie Williams</i> 1878 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:31,541 <i>to be in love?</i> 1879 01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:35,333 Well, that's difficult too. 1880 01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:37,375 Um... 1881 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,415 Flings are much easier. 1882 01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:43,416 [audience laughing] 1883 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:49,333 [gentle tense music] 1884 01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:52,500 You make me feel so small... 1885 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,333 ...and I've hated you for it... 1886 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,583 ...for making me feel so... 1887 01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:01,916 ...unnecessary. 1888 01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:06,166 [lighter cover flicks open] 1889 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:11,041 [Nicole] The fucking awful things you do... [sniffles] 1890 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,458 I thought you couldn't help it. 1891 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,875 But you just don't want to. 1892 01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:26,666 [sniffles] 1893 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,666 And I can't help you anymore. 1894 01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:34,000 [gentle piano music] 1895 01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:38,750 [ring clinks] 1896 01:30:45,916 --> 01:30:47,791 [sighing] 1897 01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:49,958 Rob? 1898 01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:56,208 [water gurgling] 1899 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,375 [Nicole] Rob? 1900 01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:03,833 Rob, please say something. 1901 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,625 [Echoes] Baby... 1902 01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:11,958 [Nicole breathing raggedly] 1903 01:31:13,791 --> 01:31:15,166 - [grunting] - [thudding] 1904 01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:18,249 - [Robbie] Nic, please! - You're a fucking animal! 1905 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:20,415 [Robbie] Babe... Babe, you need to calm down. 1906 01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:22,291 [Nicole] Don't tell me what I need. 1907 01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,665 [Robbie] Listen... 1908 01:31:24,666 --> 01:31:26,707 - [Nicole] Get out! - [Robbie] I can fix it! 1909 01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:28,124 You're too fucking late! 1910 01:31:28,125 --> 01:31:31,040 [Robbie] But I love you! 1911 01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:34,375 ["Something Stupid" instrumental playing] 1912 01:31:41,416 --> 01:31:43,916 [music speeding up] [thudding] 1913 01:31:46,041 --> 01:31:47,124 - [thudding] - [Robbie grunts] 1914 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:49,332 [Briggs] Easy! Easy now. Come on. 1915 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,999 - [Robbie] Briggsy... - [door opens] 1916 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,082 - [Guy] Oh, what the fuck. - [audience screaming outside] 1917 01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:54,915 - He's alright. - Course I am! 1918 01:31:54,916 --> 01:31:57,082 - Shit! - [door closes] 1919 01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,707 [Guy] You should've said 'no' to this one. 1920 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,249 [Briggs] To "Top of the Pops"? 1921 01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:01,790 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1922 01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,790 [Guy] What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1923 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:05,040 - [sniffs] - [Briggs] The world tour. 1924 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,165 What, he just does Knebworth 1925 01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:07,999 and then he pops his feet up, does he? 1926 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,499 You thought getting to the top was hard. 1927 01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:11,707 - Try staying there. - [knocking on door] 1928 01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:14,124 - [woman] On in five. - [Briggs] Come on, you're up. 1929 01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:16,832 [mobile ringtone plays] 1930 01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:18,041 Leave it. 1931 01:32:22,458 --> 01:32:24,457 Ooh, it's a woman! 1932 01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:26,332 Hi, Mum, I'm about to go on "Top..." 1933 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,874 [Janet on phone] <i>Where have you been?</i> 1934 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:29,915 <i>- I've been trying to reach you.</i> - I know, I know, but listen. 1935 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:31,457 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1936 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:33,457 because my pianist, well, he's accidentally shat himself, 1937 01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:35,040 and it's just a horror show. 1938 01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:36,832 [Janet] <i>It's your nan.</i> 1939 01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:39,499 <i>She kept asking for ya.</i> 1940 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:41,958 <i>I tried calling ya, but...</i> 1941 01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,625 <i>I'm so sorry, love. She's gone.</i> 1942 01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,290 [Briggs] Come on, mate. Let's go. 1943 01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:56,208 [solemn choral vocalising] 1944 01:33:04,916 --> 01:33:08,332 [Betty] <i>Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone</i> 1945 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:11,082 gets to be the new King of England. 1946 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,124 [TV presenter] <i>He's here tonight to sing</i> 1947 01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,957 <i>what has become the unofficial national anthem.</i> 1948 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:19,582 <i>It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's hearts.</i> 1949 01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:23,207 <i>Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed.</i> 1950 01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:25,499 [Betty] <i>So the next thing you know,</i> 1951 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:27,957 <i>all the knights are straining...</i> 1952 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:31,249 [Betty exclaiming and laughing] 1953 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:33,582 <i>...and turning red.</i>[laughs] 1954 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,083 <i>But nobody could budge it.</i> 1955 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,374 <i>So you can imagine</i> 1956 01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:39,790 how everyone laughed 1957 01:33:39,791 --> 01:33:42,165 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. 1958 01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:43,583 [laughs] Everyone. 1959 01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:47,124 <i>Except Merlin.</i> 1960 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:51,040 <i>Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered,</i> 1961 01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,999 <i>"Arthur,</i> 1962 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,165 <i>"I know those sexy, muscular knights couldn't do it</i> 1963 01:33:57,166 --> 01:34:00,082 "and you're just a little fart of a child 1964 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:01,915 "with puny little arms. 1965 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:05,583 "But I believe in you." 1966 01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:14,166 <i>♪ I sit and wait</i> 1967 01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:17,958 [rain falling] 1968 01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:28,707 <i>♪ Does an angel</i> 1969 01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:32,750 <i>♪ Contemplate my fate?</i> 1970 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:40,332 <i>♪ And do they know the places where we go ♪</i> 1971 01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:44,916 <i>♪ When we're grey and old?</i> 1972 01:34:46,541 --> 01:34:49,791 <i>♪ 'Cause I have been told</i> 1973 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,832 <i>♪ That salvation</i> 1974 01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:58,833 <i>♪ Lets their wings unfold</i> 1975 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:03,166 <i>♪ So when I'm lying in my bed</i> 1976 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,665 <i>♪ Thoughts running through my head ♪</i> 1977 01:35:07,666 --> 01:35:10,291 <i>♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪</i> 1978 01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,665 <i>♪ I'm loving angels instead</i> 1979 01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:16,207 [crowd roaring] 1980 01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:18,957 <i>♪ And through it all</i> 1981 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,290 [audience members sing along] <i>♪ She offers me protection</i> 1982 01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,624 <i>♪ A lot of love and affection</i> 1983 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:28,707 <i>♪ Whether I'm right or wrong</i> 1984 01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,957 <i>♪ And down the waterfall</i> 1985 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:35,124 <i>♪ Wherever it may take me</i> 1986 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:38,540 <i>♪ I know that life won't break me ♪</i> 1987 01:35:38,541 --> 01:35:41,125 <i>♪ When I come to call</i> 1988 01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:44,875 <i>♪ She won't forsake me</i> 1989 01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:50,207 <i>♪ I'm loving angels instead</i> 1990 01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:52,375 ["Angels" musical interlude] 1991 01:36:36,625 --> 01:36:38,915 [cameras clicking] [reporters all shouting] 1992 01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:41,999 <i>♪ And through it all</i> 1993 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,415 <i>♪ She offers me protection</i> 1994 01:36:45,416 --> 01:36:48,999 <i>♪ A lot of love and affection</i> 1995 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,082 <i>♪ Whether I'm right or wrong</i> 1996 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:55,040 <i>♪ And down the waterfall</i> 1997 01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:58,374 <i>♪ Wherever it may take me</i> 1998 01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:01,207 <i>♪ I know that life won't break me ♪</i> 1999 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:04,000 <i>♪ When I come to call</i> 2000 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:08,750 <i>♪ She won't forsake me</i> 2001 01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:14,166 <i>♪ I'm loving angels instead</i> 2002 01:37:21,916 --> 01:37:25,083 [Robbie screaming in rage] [TV shattering] 2003 01:37:27,791 --> 01:37:32,000 [cacophony of sounds] 2004 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:37,333 [tense music rising] 2005 01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:42,916 [clattering and shattering] 2006 01:37:47,416 --> 01:37:51,541 [final strains of "Angels" playing gently] 2007 01:38:14,083 --> 01:38:15,666 [car engine stops] 2008 01:38:19,541 --> 01:38:21,583 [glass crunching] 2009 01:38:33,416 --> 01:38:35,333 They were out of salt and vinegar. 2010 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:38,083 I don't want 'em. 2011 01:38:38,791 --> 01:38:40,125 Okay. 2012 01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:46,082 Hey, we should get the boys together. 2013 01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:48,999 Hey? Have a little knees-up before your concert tomorrow. 2014 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,415 It'd do you good. 2015 01:38:50,416 --> 01:38:52,000 I can't face it. 2016 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,582 Zip me up. [grunts] 2017 01:38:58,583 --> 01:39:00,749 [Nate] Fucking hell. What time's lift-off? 2018 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:03,125 - It helps hide the fat. - Oh, yeah. 2019 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:08,624 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 2020 01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,582 - I can't sleep. - [machine whirring] 2021 01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:12,165 My back's fucked. 2022 01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:14,832 Yeah, but once you're up there, you're smashing it, so... 2023 01:39:14,833 --> 01:39:17,458 See, that fucks me right off when people say that. 2024 01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:23,916 Being up there's the worst bit. 2025 01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:28,165 Pays alright, though. [chuckles] 2026 01:39:28,166 --> 01:39:29,999 Fuck. 2027 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,541 [machine whirring continues] 2028 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,708 You don't understand. 2029 01:39:35,708 --> 01:39:37,916 [snorts] 2030 01:39:38,541 --> 01:39:39,957 [Robbie clearing throat] 2031 01:39:39,958 --> 01:39:42,041 [Nate] No, no, I don't understand. 2032 01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,875 But at least I'm trying. 2033 01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:48,499 You know all I wanted 2034 01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:51,291 was for you to ask me, just once, how I'm doing. 2035 01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:54,665 You know, with work and my little girl or... 2036 01:39:54,666 --> 01:39:56,249 I'm about to walk out 2037 01:39:56,250 --> 01:40:01,124 to 125,000 people! 2038 01:40:01,125 --> 01:40:04,582 You've got no fucking idea what that feels like. 2039 01:40:04,583 --> 01:40:06,957 Yeah, and you've no idea that I earn in a month 2040 01:40:06,958 --> 01:40:09,374 what you fucking snort in a minute. 2041 01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:11,165 Or... or... or that Kayleigh's shacked up 2042 01:40:11,166 --> 01:40:12,374 with some fucking butcher, 2043 01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:14,040 and so I'm living in an estate 2044 01:40:14,041 --> 01:40:15,540 surrounded by fucking psychopaths! 2045 01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:17,374 Or that I only get to see my kid 2046 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,082 for two hours every fortnight or-- 2047 01:40:19,083 --> 01:40:20,874 - So you need money? - [Nate] Fucking hell! 2048 01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:22,540 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 2049 01:40:22,541 --> 01:40:25,124 Jeal... Are you fucking kidding?! 2050 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:27,499 Alright, yeah, I might have close to fuck-all, 2051 01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:30,999 but you, you have fucking nothing! 2052 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,582 [laughs] And this coming from you - 2053 01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:37,333 a nothing, nobody cunt! 2054 01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:40,749 You know the difference between me and you, Nate? 2055 01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:43,040 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 2056 01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:45,999 It's the fact that I had the fucking balls 2057 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,500 to make something of myself. 2058 01:40:49,666 --> 01:40:52,166 [machine whirring continues] 2059 01:40:53,625 --> 01:40:55,166 [scoffing] 2060 01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:00,582 Yeah. 2061 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:02,915 You bought a ticket to the dream, 2062 01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:05,875 and the dream came true, and... 2063 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:09,166 Yeah, fuck it, I am, I'm jealous of that. 2064 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:12,333 But you can keep the fucking rest. 2065 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:22,041 [machine whirring] 2066 01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,665 [air releasing] 2067 01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:32,249 [Robbie] Nate! Nate! 2068 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,499 [engine revs] 2069 01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:35,332 [Robbie] Nate! 2070 01:41:35,333 --> 01:41:38,082 Fuck! 2071 01:41:38,083 --> 01:41:40,499 - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! - [banging and screaming] 2072 01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:42,541 [birdsong] 2073 01:41:44,708 --> 01:41:49,749 [Peter singing] <i>♪ Somewhere beyond the sea</i> 2074 01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:53,833 <i>♪ Somewhere waiting for me</i> 2075 01:41:54,875 --> 01:42:00,207 <i>♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪</i> 2076 01:42:00,208 --> 01:42:06,250 <i>♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪</i> 2077 01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:11,541 And the crowd goes mild! 2078 01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:16,000 Time to get ready, youth. 2079 01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:19,250 Going by helicopter and all. 2080 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,500 Youth? 2081 01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,625 Oh, Jesus Christ! 2082 01:42:30,250 --> 01:42:31,458 [sighing] 2083 01:42:33,291 --> 01:42:35,291 [Peter groaning] 2084 01:42:38,166 --> 01:42:39,250 Oh, shit. 2085 01:42:46,375 --> 01:42:47,874 Youth! 2086 01:42:47,875 --> 01:42:50,540 [exclaiming] 2087 01:42:50,541 --> 01:42:53,749 [Robbie chuckling] 2088 01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:57,375 [Peter] You bastard! I thought you'd passed out. 2089 01:42:58,375 --> 01:43:02,540 I have waited my whole life for you to step up. 2090 01:43:02,541 --> 01:43:06,999 [chuckling] And all it took was booking the biggest concert 2091 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,665 in British history. 2092 01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:10,832 What are you going on about? 2093 01:43:10,833 --> 01:43:12,374 When you left us-- 2094 01:43:12,375 --> 01:43:13,999 Where's all this coming from? 2095 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:19,833 All those years, I thought he's just sorting himself out. 2096 01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:25,999 He'll miss me so much and he'll come back. 2097 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,874 Yeah, and I did. 2098 01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:29,333 Yeah. 2099 01:43:31,125 --> 01:43:33,083 'Cause Nan made you. 2100 01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,415 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 2101 01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:41,790 Where do you think your talent comes from? 2102 01:43:41,791 --> 01:43:43,040 Jesus Christ. 2103 01:43:43,041 --> 01:43:44,790 You've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, 2104 01:43:44,791 --> 01:43:46,249 that's your problem. 2105 01:43:46,250 --> 01:43:48,833 It's a privilege to do what we do. 2106 01:43:50,875 --> 01:43:52,499 What we do? 2107 01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:54,915 You live in a caravan. 2108 01:43:54,916 --> 01:43:57,832 You perform to fifteen fucking people a night. 2109 01:43:57,833 --> 01:44:00,415 And I love every second of it. 2110 01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:02,499 And I don't need pills to get me through. 2111 01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,040 [quietly] Fucking hell... 2112 01:44:04,041 --> 01:44:06,082 Sure, I'd give anything to play to a big crowd. 2113 01:44:06,083 --> 01:44:07,707 Of course I would! 2114 01:44:07,708 --> 01:44:09,707 But if I only ever played to one person 2115 01:44:09,708 --> 01:44:11,540 for the rest of my life, 2116 01:44:11,541 --> 01:44:14,250 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got. 2117 01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:18,665 Unless that person was me, though, right? 2118 01:44:18,666 --> 01:44:22,250 Really?! Who's been cheering you on from the wings, hey? 2119 01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:27,207 Who was it who stopped ya from ruining your career? 2120 01:44:27,208 --> 01:44:29,082 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams 2121 01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:31,291 if it wasn't for me. 2122 01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,833 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 2123 01:44:40,708 --> 01:44:43,333 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 2124 01:44:53,416 --> 01:44:56,458 [Robbie] You off to watch the football, then, yeah? 2125 01:44:58,291 --> 01:44:59,833 Nice one. 2126 01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,083 I'll see you in six years! 2127 01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:08,416 [shouting] You don't have it. 2128 01:45:10,166 --> 01:45:13,040 That's why you never made it! 2129 01:45:13,041 --> 01:45:14,832 [helicopter blades rotating] 2130 01:45:14,833 --> 01:45:20,290 Not as a husband, not as a father, not as anything! 2131 01:45:20,291 --> 01:45:23,874 - [helicopter blades rotating] - [wind blows] 2132 01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:27,708 Peter Conway doesn't fucking have it! 2133 01:45:32,208 --> 01:45:35,291 [helicopter blades loudly rotating] 2134 01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:42,832 [wind blowing] 2135 01:45:42,833 --> 01:45:44,707 [screaming loudly] 2136 01:45:44,708 --> 01:45:48,250 [breathing deeply] 2137 01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:52,375 [Robbie whispering] Everything has come down to this. 2138 01:45:54,416 --> 01:45:56,333 They've come for me. 2139 01:45:57,875 --> 01:46:00,291 And I'm going to die out there. 2140 01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:04,790 This is the end. 2141 01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:08,208 [doors opening] [grand music playing] 2142 01:46:14,375 --> 01:46:17,958 [epic orchestral music rising] [crowd roaring] 2143 01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:38,000 [mechanism clinks] 2144 01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:50,375 Light 'em up. 2145 01:46:51,375 --> 01:46:53,958 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" playing] 2146 01:47:05,041 --> 01:47:06,832 [music plays over dialogue] 2147 01:47:06,833 --> 01:47:08,457 <i>♪ Hell is gone and heaven's here ♪</i> 2148 01:47:08,458 --> 01:47:10,332 <i>♪ There's nothing left for you to fear ♪</i> 2149 01:47:10,333 --> 01:47:12,999 <i>♪ Shake your ass, come over here, now scream ♪</i> 2150 01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:14,624 [crowd screaming] 2151 01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:18,165 <i>♪ I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be ♪</i> 2152 01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:20,957 <i>♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪</i> 2153 01:47:20,958 --> 01:47:26,875 <i>♪ So, come on, let me entertain you ♪</i> 2154 01:47:29,416 --> 01:47:34,958 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2155 01:47:37,625 --> 01:47:39,415 <i>♪ Life's too short for you to die ♪</i> 2156 01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:41,374 <i>♪ So grab yourself an alibi</i> 2157 01:47:41,375 --> 01:47:44,000 <i>♪ Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher ♪</i> 2158 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:46,957 <i>♪ Separate your right from wrong ♪</i> 2159 01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,749 <i>♪ Come and sing a different song ♪</i> 2160 01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:51,707 <i>♪ The kettle's on, so don't be long, mon cher ♪</i> 2161 01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:53,165 <i>♪ So, come on</i> 2162 01:47:53,166 --> 01:47:58,375 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2163 01:48:00,750 --> 01:48:05,416 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2164 01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:10,540 Good evening, Knebworth. 2165 01:48:10,541 --> 01:48:11,832 [crowd roaring] 2166 01:48:11,833 --> 01:48:13,249 [camera clicking] 2167 01:48:13,250 --> 01:48:15,249 My name is Robbie Williams. 2168 01:48:15,250 --> 01:48:16,540 [woman screams] 2169 01:48:16,541 --> 01:48:18,665 This is my band. 2170 01:48:18,666 --> 01:48:22,249 And for the next two hours, your arse is mine! 2171 01:48:22,250 --> 01:48:23,582 [cheering] 2172 01:48:23,583 --> 01:48:25,415 <i>♪ Look me up in the Yellow Pages ♪</i> 2173 01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:27,457 <i>♪ I will be your rock of ages ♪</i> 2174 01:48:27,458 --> 01:48:29,375 <i>♪ See-through fads and your crazy phases ♪</i> 2175 01:48:31,166 --> 01:48:33,332 <i>♪ Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep ♪</i> 2176 01:48:33,333 --> 01:48:34,999 <i>♪ Popped a pill and fell asleep... ♪</i> 2177 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:37,124 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>We're going to slaughter you.</i> 2178 01:48:37,125 --> 01:48:39,249 <i>You're fucking useless!</i> 2179 01:48:39,250 --> 01:48:42,749 <i>♪ Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned ♪</i> 2180 01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:46,207 <i>♪ But we're the generation that's got to be heard ♪</i> 2181 01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:48,165 <i>♪ You're tired of your teachers... ♪</i> 2182 01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:51,290 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>You've got nowhere to go!</i> 2183 01:48:51,291 --> 01:48:53,790 <i>Do everyone a favour and fucking end it!</i> 2184 01:48:53,791 --> 01:48:58,415 - Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! <i>- ♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2185 01:48:58,416 --> 01:49:01,832 [crowd roaring] 2186 01:49:01,833 --> 01:49:06,832 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2187 01:49:06,833 --> 01:49:08,791 [metal scraping] 2188 01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:12,374 [Robbie's inner voice] <i>There's only one way out!</i> 2189 01:49:12,375 --> 01:49:14,540 <i>You don't deserve to fucking live.</i> 2190 01:49:14,541 --> 01:49:15,999 <i>You will never be enough!</i> 2191 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:17,540 [screaming] 2192 01:49:17,541 --> 01:49:21,124 <i>♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪</i> 2193 01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:24,915 <i>♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪</i> 2194 01:49:24,916 --> 01:49:28,582 <i>♪ Here is the place where the feeling grows ♪</i> 2195 01:49:28,583 --> 01:49:30,999 <i>♪ You gotta get high before you... ♪</i> 2196 01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:32,665 [Robbie screaming loudly] 2197 01:49:32,666 --> 01:49:37,000 <i>- ♪ Let me entertain you</i> - [thudding and metal clanging] 2198 01:49:40,625 --> 01:49:45,375 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2199 01:49:48,416 --> 01:49:53,749 <i>♪ Let me entertain you</i> 2200 01:49:53,750 --> 01:49:55,499 [metallic clanking] 2201 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:56,499 <i>♪ Come on, come on</i> 2202 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,874 <i>- ♪ Come on, come on</i> - Whoa! 2203 01:49:57,875 --> 01:49:59,624 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2204 01:49:59,625 --> 01:50:03,207 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2205 01:50:03,208 --> 01:50:05,290 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2206 01:50:05,291 --> 01:50:07,374 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2207 01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:10,040 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2208 01:50:10,041 --> 01:50:11,332 [monkeys roaring] 2209 01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,082 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2210 01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:14,665 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2211 01:50:14,666 --> 01:50:16,290 [child monkey] No, no, noooo! 2212 01:50:16,291 --> 01:50:18,040 Argh! 2213 01:50:18,041 --> 01:50:21,457 [groaning and moaning] 2214 01:50:21,458 --> 01:50:24,665 - [ragged final breaths] - [music finishes] 2215 01:50:24,666 --> 01:50:27,166 [Robbie whimpering] 2216 01:50:30,208 --> 01:50:31,875 [whimpering] 2217 01:50:33,833 --> 01:50:35,082 [grunting] 2218 01:50:35,083 --> 01:50:36,749 [pants] 2219 01:50:36,750 --> 01:50:38,957 [distant singing] <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2220 01:50:38,958 --> 01:50:40,957 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2221 01:50:40,958 --> 01:50:43,499 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2222 01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:45,999 [louder] <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2223 01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,957 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2224 01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:50,958 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2225 01:50:51,916 --> 01:50:54,082 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2226 01:50:54,083 --> 01:50:56,290 <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2227 01:50:56,291 --> 01:50:59,708 [both singing] <i>♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 2228 01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,416 - Argh! - [silence] 2229 01:51:07,166 --> 01:51:08,541 [grunting] 2230 01:51:09,791 --> 01:51:11,457 [blood splattering] 2231 01:51:11,458 --> 01:51:14,083 [heavy breathing] 2232 01:51:18,166 --> 01:51:20,375 [birds calling] 2233 01:51:30,583 --> 01:51:34,333 [Robbie singing in a whisper] <i>♪ Send someone to love me</i> 2234 01:51:37,541 --> 01:51:41,083 <i>♪ I need to rest in arms</i> 2235 01:51:47,083 --> 01:51:50,291 <i>♪ Keep me safe from harm</i> 2236 01:51:53,708 --> 01:51:55,875 <i>♪ In pouring rain</i> 2237 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,333 <i>♪ As my soul</i> 2238 01:52:14,333 --> 01:52:17,500 <i>♪ Heals the shame</i> 2239 01:52:21,458 --> 01:52:27,333 <i>♪ I will grow through this pain ♪</i> 2240 01:52:31,791 --> 01:52:37,125 <i>♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪</i> 2241 01:52:42,875 --> 01:52:47,583 [orchestral intro to "Better Man" playing] 2242 01:52:50,083 --> 01:52:52,416 [sniffling] 2243 01:53:09,083 --> 01:53:10,333 [razor blade clinks] 2244 01:53:13,458 --> 01:53:15,833 [sniffling] 2245 01:53:19,458 --> 01:53:22,999 <i>♪ Send someone to love me</i> 2246 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:26,416 <i>♪ I need to rest in arms</i> 2247 01:53:27,375 --> 01:53:30,125 <i>♪ Keep me safe from harm</i> 2248 01:53:31,250 --> 01:53:34,166 <i>♪ In pouring rain</i> 2249 01:53:35,333 --> 01:53:38,125 <i>♪ Give me endless summer</i> 2250 01:53:39,166 --> 01:53:42,541 <i>♪ Lord, I fear the cold</i> 2251 01:53:43,625 --> 01:53:46,832 <i>♪ Feel I'm getting old</i> 2252 01:53:46,833 --> 01:53:49,833 <i>♪ Before my time</i> 2253 01:53:52,083 --> 01:53:55,374 <i>♪ As my soul</i> 2254 01:53:55,375 --> 01:53:57,875 <i>♪ Heals the shame</i> 2255 01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:05,750 <i>♪ I will grow through this pain ♪</i> 2256 01:54:07,625 --> 01:54:13,540 <i>♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪</i> 2257 01:54:13,541 --> 01:54:15,375 [woman] I lost the house. 2258 01:54:16,416 --> 01:54:19,291 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 2259 01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:25,250 You are next, if you want to share. 2260 01:54:30,291 --> 01:54:32,625 I feel a bit stupid, to be honest. 2261 01:54:36,750 --> 01:54:39,375 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 2262 01:54:42,166 --> 01:54:44,833 It's a bit fucking embarrassing, to be frank. 2263 01:54:48,083 --> 01:54:50,750 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 2264 01:54:53,416 --> 01:54:55,541 But fame's got fuck-all to do with me. 2265 01:54:56,541 --> 01:54:59,457 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 2266 01:54:59,458 --> 01:55:03,832 The shagging, the boozing, the showing your bollocks on TV 2267 01:55:03,833 --> 01:55:05,833 and people cheering you for it. 2268 01:55:06,958 --> 01:55:08,708 Fame looks good in a photo. 2269 01:55:12,333 --> 01:55:16,000 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 2270 01:55:17,708 --> 01:55:19,666 So I am fifteen. 2271 01:55:21,875 --> 01:55:23,541 I'm stunted. 2272 01:55:25,291 --> 01:55:27,166 I'm unevolved. 2273 01:55:29,583 --> 01:55:32,249 And that's why I'm always like, "Oh, it's okay. 2274 01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:34,624 "I think I'm a cunt. I'm fine with it." 2275 01:55:34,625 --> 01:55:37,041 So I get in there before you do. 2276 01:55:39,625 --> 01:55:42,708 And I fucking hate myself for it. 2277 01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:52,165 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 2278 01:55:52,166 --> 01:55:54,499 Repairing close relationships 2279 01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:58,333 is a good first step to repairing ourselves. 2280 01:56:05,125 --> 01:56:07,083 [buzzing] 2281 01:56:11,416 --> 01:56:15,000 <i>♪ Go easy on my conscience</i> 2282 01:56:15,958 --> 01:56:18,625 <i>♪ 'Cause it's not my fault</i> 2283 01:56:19,791 --> 01:56:22,999 <i>♪ I know I've been taught</i> 2284 01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:26,000 <i>♪ To take the blame</i> 2285 01:56:28,583 --> 01:56:32,291 [orchestral choral music] 2286 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:49,416 <i>♪ As my soul heals the shame</i> 2287 01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:56,958 <i>♪ I will grow through this pain ♪</i> 2288 01:56:58,708 --> 01:57:04,583 <i>♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪</i> 2289 01:57:11,458 --> 01:57:12,707 [bottle clinking] 2290 01:57:12,708 --> 01:57:14,541 [car approaching] 2291 01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:39,290 [engine starting] 2292 01:57:39,291 --> 01:57:40,958 [door creaks open] 2293 01:57:42,250 --> 01:57:44,125 [gentle orchestral music] 2294 01:57:50,375 --> 01:57:55,999 <i>♪ Give me endless summer Lord, I fear the cold ♪</i> 2295 01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:58,499 [Nicole chattering] 2296 01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:01,208 You did it. And you deserve this. 2297 01:58:09,125 --> 01:58:14,415 <i>♪ I will grow through this pain ♪</i> 2298 01:58:14,416 --> 01:58:19,541 <i>♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪</i> 2299 01:58:21,791 --> 01:58:25,291 [uplifting orchestral music] 2300 01:58:33,333 --> 01:58:38,665 <i>♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can</i> 2301 01:58:38,666 --> 01:58:41,125 <i>♪ To be a better man</i> 2302 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:47,291 <i>♪ To be a better man</i> 2303 01:58:51,375 --> 01:58:55,832 <i>♪ To be a better man</i> 2304 01:58:55,833 --> 01:58:57,958 [TV playing] 2305 01:59:00,750 --> 01:59:02,583 [Robbie laughing] 2306 01:59:04,833 --> 01:59:06,499 [laughing] 2307 01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:10,040 [Robbie] <i>Good evening, folks. Good evening, you slags.</i> 2308 01:59:10,041 --> 01:59:11,790 <i>No, good evening, folks.</i> 2309 01:59:11,791 --> 01:59:14,790 <i>So, who is Robbie Williams?</i> 2310 01:59:14,791 --> 01:59:16,707 <i>Well, I've been called many things -</i> 2311 01:59:16,708 --> 01:59:19,832 <i>narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat.</i> 2312 01:59:19,833 --> 01:59:21,790 <i>But while I'm all those things,</i> 2313 01:59:21,791 --> 01:59:24,832 <i>I want to show you how I really see myself.</i> 2314 01:59:24,833 --> 01:59:27,290 So, sit back, relax, 2315 01:59:27,291 --> 01:59:31,000 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 2316 01:59:34,041 --> 01:59:37,916 So, the story starts... 2317 01:59:39,958 --> 01:59:41,041 [kisses] 2318 01:59:50,250 --> 01:59:54,625 [orchestral version of "Feel" playing] 2319 02:00:13,083 --> 02:00:16,290 This is the last song of the evening. 2320 02:00:16,291 --> 02:00:18,332 [audience aahing] 2321 02:00:18,333 --> 02:00:19,790 It's sadder than that. 2322 02:00:19,791 --> 02:00:21,624 [audience aahing louder] 2323 02:00:21,625 --> 02:00:23,582 It's much sadder than that. 2324 02:00:23,583 --> 02:00:24,915 [audience laughing] 2325 02:00:24,916 --> 02:00:27,249 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 2326 02:00:27,250 --> 02:00:29,457 and making my dream come true. 2327 02:00:29,458 --> 02:00:31,125 [applauding] 2328 02:00:34,000 --> 02:00:35,875 I want to thank my mum... 2329 02:00:37,041 --> 02:00:39,082 ...for being there when I needed ya. 2330 02:00:39,083 --> 02:00:40,624 [applause] 2331 02:00:40,625 --> 02:00:42,249 Always. 2332 02:00:42,250 --> 02:00:43,833 [mouths silently] I love you. 2333 02:00:54,541 --> 02:00:56,790 - [intro to "My Way" playing] - [audience applauding] 2334 02:00:56,791 --> 02:00:58,083 You guessed it, folks! 2335 02:01:00,375 --> 02:01:04,082 <i>♪ And now, the end is near</i> 2336 02:01:04,083 --> 02:01:05,624 If you know the words, sing up. 2337 02:01:05,625 --> 02:01:07,249 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 2338 02:01:07,250 --> 02:01:08,749 [audience laughing] 2339 02:01:08,750 --> 02:01:11,958 <i>♪ ..the final curtain</i> 2340 02:01:13,083 --> 02:01:18,374 <i>♪ My friends, I'll say it clear ♪</i> 2341 02:01:18,375 --> 02:01:21,374 <i>♪ And state my case</i> 2342 02:01:21,375 --> 02:01:23,874 <i>♪ On which I'm certain</i> 2343 02:01:23,875 --> 02:01:25,249 [woman] I love you, Robbie! 2344 02:01:25,250 --> 02:01:30,375 <i>♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪</i> 2345 02:01:31,375 --> 02:01:36,665 <i>♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪</i> 2346 02:01:36,666 --> 02:01:38,082 Come on. 2347 02:01:38,083 --> 02:01:40,790 <i>♪ And more...</i> Everybody! 2348 02:01:40,791 --> 02:01:43,165 [audience] <i>♪ Much more than this</i> 2349 02:01:43,166 --> 02:01:49,041 <i>♪ I did it my way</i> 2350 02:01:50,833 --> 02:01:52,582 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2351 02:01:52,583 --> 02:01:54,791 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2352 02:01:56,125 --> 02:01:58,790 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2353 02:01:58,791 --> 02:02:01,208 People say I sing a bit like him too. 2354 02:02:02,375 --> 02:02:03,999 He's made me who I am - 2355 02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:07,375 all the good things and a touch of the bad. 2356 02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:10,707 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2357 02:02:10,708 --> 02:02:13,166 We haven't performed together for... 2358 02:02:14,333 --> 02:02:16,166 ...twenty five years. 2359 02:02:18,166 --> 02:02:20,957 But I've wanted to every day since. 2360 02:02:20,958 --> 02:02:23,750 Please welcome to the stage... 2361 02:02:24,750 --> 02:02:25,915 ...my dad. 2362 02:02:25,916 --> 02:02:29,541 [audience applauding] 2363 02:02:41,583 --> 02:02:45,125 [uplifting music] 2364 02:02:46,416 --> 02:02:47,749 [Peter] Thank you very much. 2365 02:02:47,750 --> 02:02:51,000 What do you think, youth, shall we light 'em up? 2366 02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,791 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2367 02:02:57,625 --> 02:03:02,040 <i>♪ Regrets, I've had a few</i> 2368 02:03:02,041 --> 02:03:03,707 Me too. 2369 02:03:03,708 --> 02:03:06,207 <i>♪ But then again</i> 2370 02:03:06,208 --> 02:03:08,833 <i>♪ Too few to mention</i> 2371 02:03:10,208 --> 02:03:14,875 <i>♪ I did what I had to do</i> 2372 02:03:16,166 --> 02:03:17,832 <i>♪ And saw it through</i> 2373 02:03:17,833 --> 02:03:19,165 [applause and whistling] 2374 02:03:19,166 --> 02:03:22,083 <i>♪ Without exemption</i> 2375 02:03:23,208 --> 02:03:28,082 [both singing] <i>♪ I planned each charted course ♪</i> 2376 02:03:28,083 --> 02:03:31,749 <i>♪ Each careful step</i> 2377 02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:34,666 <i>♪ Along the byway</i> 2378 02:03:36,791 --> 02:03:39,249 - I'm sorry, Robert. - I know, Dad. 2379 02:03:39,250 --> 02:03:41,540 - You always had it, you know. - [audience continues singing] 2380 02:03:41,541 --> 02:03:45,040 Now, look at you. You're one of the gods. 2381 02:03:45,041 --> 02:03:47,374 [audience] <i>♪ My way</i> 2382 02:03:47,375 --> 02:03:51,040 <i>♪ Yes, there were times ♪</i> 2383 02:03:51,041 --> 02:03:53,500 <i>♪ I'm sure you knew</i> 2384 02:03:54,833 --> 02:03:59,416 <i>♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪</i> 2385 02:04:00,750 --> 02:04:03,582 <i>♪ And through it all</i> 2386 02:04:03,583 --> 02:04:05,958 <i>♪ When there was doubt</i> 2387 02:04:06,958 --> 02:04:12,749 <i>♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪</i> 2388 02:04:12,750 --> 02:04:15,540 <i>♪ I faced it all</i> 2389 02:04:15,541 --> 02:04:18,250 <i>♪ And I stood tall</i> 2390 02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:25,165 <i>♪ And did it my way</i> 2391 02:04:25,166 --> 02:04:28,500 [audience cheering and applauding] 2392 02:04:31,958 --> 02:04:33,041 [kisses] 2393 02:04:38,625 --> 02:04:41,583 [audience cheering louder] 2394 02:04:42,916 --> 02:04:44,666 Peter Conway, everybody. 2395 02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:47,166 My dad! 2396 02:04:48,541 --> 02:04:50,374 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2397 02:04:50,375 --> 02:04:51,790 [mouths silently] Oh, Robbie... 2398 02:04:51,791 --> 02:04:56,333 <i>♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪</i> 2399 02:04:57,666 --> 02:05:03,250 <i>♪ I've had my fill My share of losing ♪</i> 2400 02:05:04,375 --> 02:05:07,207 <i>♪ And now</i> 2401 02:05:07,208 --> 02:05:10,957 <i>♪ As tears subside</i> 2402 02:05:10,958 --> 02:05:15,500 <i>♪ I find it all so amusing</i> 2403 02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:21,875 <i>♪ To think I did all that</i> 2404 02:05:22,875 --> 02:05:25,416 <i>♪ And may I say</i> 2405 02:05:26,416 --> 02:05:29,000 <i>♪ Not in a shy way</i> 2406 02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:34,790 <i>♪ Oh, no Oh, no, not me ♪</i> 2407 02:05:34,791 --> 02:05:40,749 <i>♪ I did it my way</i> 2408 02:05:40,750 --> 02:05:44,665 <i>♪ For what is a man</i> 2409 02:05:44,666 --> 02:05:47,125 <i>♪ What has he got?</i> 2410 02:05:48,125 --> 02:05:53,583 <i>♪ If not himself, then he has naught ♪</i> 2411 02:05:54,708 --> 02:05:59,458 <i>♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪</i> 2412 02:06:00,458 --> 02:06:04,040 <i>♪ And not the words</i> 2413 02:06:04,041 --> 02:06:07,290 <i>♪ Of one who kneels</i> 2414 02:06:07,291 --> 02:06:09,416 <i>♪ Let the record show</i> 2415 02:06:10,875 --> 02:06:13,291 <i>♪ I took the blows</i> 2416 02:06:14,958 --> 02:06:16,874 <i>♪ And did it</i> 2417 02:06:16,875 --> 02:06:20,457 <i>♪ My</i> 2418 02:06:20,458 --> 02:06:23,833 <i>♪ Way</i> 2419 02:06:25,583 --> 02:06:29,583 [grand orchestral climax] 2420 02:06:30,791 --> 02:06:34,000 [audience applauding] 2421 02:06:35,291 --> 02:06:36,958 [woman] We love you! 2422 02:06:41,541 --> 02:06:47,291 Nan! This is your grandson singing and I love you. 2423 02:06:50,416 --> 02:06:52,499 <i>♪ I did it</i> 2424 02:06:52,500 --> 02:06:56,707 <i>♪ My</i> 2425 02:06:56,708 --> 02:07:00,041 <i>♪ Way</i> 2426 02:07:04,000 --> 02:07:06,415 [grand orchestral music] 2427 02:07:06,416 --> 02:07:09,707 [Robbie VO] <i>Who did I love when I was a kid?</i> 2428 02:07:09,708 --> 02:07:13,124 <i>I loved Frank Sinatra.</i> 2429 02:07:13,125 --> 02:07:14,790 Come on! 2430 02:07:14,791 --> 02:07:17,416 <i>And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer.</i> 2431 02:07:18,416 --> 02:07:21,999 <i>Shit! That's who I am. That feels good to me.</i> 2432 02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:25,749 <i>I want to make the twelve-year-old at my nan's,</i> 2433 02:07:25,750 --> 02:07:29,124 <i>watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe.</i> 2434 02:07:29,125 --> 02:07:31,374 <i>I wanted to make that same twelve-year-old</i> 2435 02:07:31,375 --> 02:07:33,000 <i>feel safe onstage.</i> 2436 02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:37,290 <i>I'm a fucking entertainer.</i> 2437 02:07:37,291 --> 02:07:40,124 <i>It might be cabaret, but it's world-class cabaret,</i> 2438 02:07:40,125 --> 02:07:42,166 <i>and I'm the fucking best at it.</i> 2439 02:07:45,500 --> 02:07:46,666 <i>Fuck yourselves!</i> 2440 02:07:48,458 --> 02:07:50,916 [music crescendos and ends] 2441 02:07:53,666 --> 02:07:56,666 ["Forbidden Road" by Robbie Williams playing] 2442 02:08:03,666 --> 02:08:07,290 <i>♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪</i> 2443 02:08:07,291 --> 02:08:11,833 <i>♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪</i> 2444 02:08:13,708 --> 02:08:17,208 <i>♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪</i> 2445 02:08:17,541 --> 02:08:22,208 <i>♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪</i> 2446 02:08:23,833 --> 02:08:26,915 <i>♪ Why do you look at me that way? ♪</i> 2447 02:08:26,916 --> 02:08:29,790 <i>♪ I'm not a problem that needs solving ♪</i> 2448 02:08:29,791 --> 02:08:32,500 <i>♪ The truth is still evolving</i> 2449 02:08:33,958 --> 02:08:37,124 <i>♪ Life is the choices that we make ♪</i> 2450 02:08:37,125 --> 02:08:39,874 <i>♪ We're the masters of our own fate ♪</i> 2451 02:08:39,875 --> 02:08:42,458 <i>♪ The painter and the paint</i> 2452 02:08:43,791 --> 02:08:48,374 <i>♪ You need to lose your mind</i> 2453 02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:53,540 <i>♪ To get back to the light</i> 2454 02:08:53,541 --> 02:08:55,916 <i>♪ Sometimes</i> 2455 02:08:57,083 --> 02:09:00,291 <i>♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪</i> 2456 02:09:00,833 --> 02:09:05,583 <i>♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪</i> 2457 02:09:07,041 --> 02:09:10,957 <i>♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪</i> 2458 02:09:10,958 --> 02:09:15,750 <i>♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪</i> 2459 02:09:17,208 --> 02:09:20,332 <i>♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied</i> 2460 02:09:20,333 --> 02:09:23,124 <i>♪ I made a lot of poor decisions ♪</i> 2461 02:09:23,125 --> 02:09:26,208 <i>♪ Yeah, I made some revisions ♪</i> 2462 02:09:27,458 --> 02:09:30,624 <i>♪ And I'm still trying to get it right ♪</i> 2463 02:09:30,625 --> 02:09:35,541 <i>♪ I'm a living contradiction The cure and the affliction ♪</i> 2464 02:09:36,916 --> 02:09:41,832 <i>♪ You need to lose your mind</i> 2465 02:09:41,833 --> 02:09:46,749 <i>♪ To get back to the light</i> 2466 02:09:46,750 --> 02:09:49,250 <i>♪ Sometimes</i> 2467 02:09:50,208 --> 02:09:53,750 <i>♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪</i> 2468 02:09:53,958 --> 02:09:58,458 <i>♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪</i> 2469 02:10:00,208 --> 02:10:03,750 <i>♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪</i> 2470 02:10:04,166 --> 02:10:08,749 <i>♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪</i> 2471 02:10:08,750 --> 02:10:13,125 <i>♪ So do you love me now?</i> 2472 02:10:14,250 --> 02:10:18,708 <i>♪ Or did I let you down?</i> 2473 02:10:19,208 --> 02:10:22,165 <i>♪ You said you wanted all my secrets ♪</i> 2474 02:10:22,166 --> 02:10:24,582 <i>♪ So I showed you all my demons ♪</i> 2475 02:10:24,583 --> 02:10:29,041 <i>♪ Do you love me now?</i> 2476 02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:33,875 <i>♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪</i> 2477 02:10:34,375 --> 02:10:39,000 <i>♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪</i> 2478 02:10:40,500 --> 02:10:43,958 <i>♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪</i> 2479 02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:49,958 <i>♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪</i> 2480 02:11:07,500 --> 02:11:12,458 [orchestral instrumental version of "Feel" playing] 2481 02:14:17,250 --> 02:14:19,958 [orchestral music playing with vocalisations]