1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:55,374 Good evening, folks, hmm... 4 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:56,832 Good evening, you slags. 5 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:58,332 No, good evening, folks. 6 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:01,374 So, who is Robbie Williams? 7 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,415 Well, I've been called many things - 8 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:06,374 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat, 9 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,415 but while I'm all those things, 10 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,124 I wanna show you how I really see myself. 11 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,915 So sit back, relax, 12 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:17,666 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 13 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:22,083 So, the story starts... 14 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,790 1982, Stoke-on-Trent. 15 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:27,374 The arse-end of the north of England. 16 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:28,749 Mitchell. 17 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,082 It may look grubby and deprived... 18 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,415 - Troy. - But deep down... 19 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,040 - Wayne. - ...it was grubby and deprived. 20 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,040 Mason. 21 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,165 I didn't have much, 22 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,499 but at least I had the respect... 23 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,124 - Crystal. - ...and admiration of my peers. 24 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,332 What?! 25 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,124 They just had trouble showing it. 26 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:44,624 - Robert. - Yes! Come on! 27 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,540 Oi! Right, knobhead, pass the ball to Nate 28 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,915 and let him do the rest. 29 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:50,082 Positions! 30 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,624 Oi! The fuck you off to? You're in goal. 31 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:54,332 - But-- - Don't fuck it up. 32 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:57,540 I'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through. 33 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,415 Whoo! Let's go, slags! 34 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:01,374 I had plenty of balls. 35 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,582 But I couldn't stop a single one. 36 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,790 I wasn't ready. Ohh! 37 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,540 - Nice one, dickhead. - Come on! 38 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,957 Oh! 39 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,165 Robert Williams, captain of Port Vale. 40 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:23,333 You really are fucking useless, aren't ya? 41 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,916 Little bitch! 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,207 It's alright, Rob. 43 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,165 Nate, just leave it. 44 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:36,207 Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit. 45 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,875 Right, come on, let's go. 46 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,874 You're a fucking nobody! 47 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:45,915 See, where I grew up, 48 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,499 you were meant to act small. 49 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,499 But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret. 50 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,707 I came out of the womb with jazz hands. 51 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,499 Which was very painful for my mum. 52 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,915 Heading downstairs for a bit. 53 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:59,082 One of the barmen's called in sick. 54 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:02,457 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? 55 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,499 - Don't let him ruin his dinner. - Bye, love. 56 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,374 ♪ And now the end is near 57 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:13,041 ♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪ 58 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,457 ♪ My friend 59 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,707 ♪ I'll make it clear 60 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:20,832 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 61 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,624 ♪ Of which I'm certain 62 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,665 ♪ Of which I'm certain 63 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:29,083 ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 64 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:34,750 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 65 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,790 - ♪ And more... ♪ - Thank you. 66 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:40,415 Thank you. Thank you... 67 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:45,582 ♪ I did it my way 68 00:03:45,583 --> 00:03:47,499 My dad was well enamoured 69 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:48,957 by the stars of the day - 70 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:54,582 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and, of course, Sinatra. 71 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,624 They were gods to him. 72 00:03:56,625 --> 00:04:01,749 Youth, you hear that? That's pure love, that is. 73 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,541 It don't come cheap, mind. 74 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,582 You've got to risk it all - whatever it takes. 75 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,166 Because if you make it... 76 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,000 ...it's paradise. 77 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,040 Thing is, you can't learn it. 78 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:15,125 You're either born with it... 79 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,665 ...or you're a nobody. 80 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,874 ♪ And more 81 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:26,040 ♪ Much more than this, I did it... ♪ 82 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:28,499 - Light 'em up! - Light 'em up! 83 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,249 ♪ Yes, there were times 84 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,291 ♪ I guess you knew 85 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:38,749 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 86 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:44,708 ♪ And through it all when there was doubt ♪ 87 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:50,416 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out 88 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:55,749 ♪ I grew tall and through it all ♪ 89 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,415 - Dad! Dad! - ♪ And did it my-- 90 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,707 Oh, fuck it! 91 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,249 - Now, look what you've-- - Sorry. 92 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,040 I had a full head of steam then, and all. 93 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,915 - I can fix it. - Get out the way. 94 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:07,665 - We can sing without it. - It's not the same. 95 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,375 - Or... or we could-- - Robert! 96 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,540 I think it's time for a bath. 97 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,249 But I want to keep going. 98 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,874 Just go with your nan, will ya! 99 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,707 Come on, love. Come on. 100 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:19,416 Stupid... Come on, blue eyes... 101 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:23,624 - ♪ My way... ♪ - Yes. 102 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,874 - Nan? - Hm-mm. 103 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,916 What is...'it'? 104 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,625 What do you mean? 105 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,833 Dad said you have to be born with 'it'... 106 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,083 - ...and maybe I wasn't. - Ohhh. 107 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:47,250 Believe me, whatever 'it' is, you got more than your share. 108 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,540 You're just saying that. 109 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,165 I'm bloody well not. 110 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:53,125 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 111 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,541 What is it, love? 112 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:59,958 I don't want to be a nobody. 113 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:04,875 Oh, love, there's no such thing as a nobody. 114 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,041 Remember... 115 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,916 This might feel good. 116 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,125 But this... 117 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,000 ...this is what matters. 118 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,000 You're enough. 119 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,040 I was nine years old 120 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,832 when I got my first real taste of the limelight. 121 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,040 And I still remember that taste - 122 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,750 pure, unadulterated terror. 123 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,415 Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 124 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:40,999 After the show, I'm going to touch him 125 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,207 where his bathing suit goes. 126 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,082 I'm going to fuck it up, I know it. 127 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,832 So what? No one will notice. 128 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:49,250 My dad will. 129 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:53,165 Just go out there, sing your fucking song and walk off. 130 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,040 That's not enough! He'll see right through me. 131 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,457 What am I going to do? 132 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,874 I don't know. I'm just doing this for the sausage. 133 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,165 In the next three seconds, 134 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,624 I'm going to be found out. 135 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,832 They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented. 136 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,916 I'm not good at anything. 137 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,457 But there is one skill I'd practised 138 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,750 more than any other child in the world. 139 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,499 Light 'em up. 140 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,458 And that's for showing off. 141 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:33,749 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 142 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,290 You see, I thought to become famous 143 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,540 you had to be really, really good. 144 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:47,000 Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky. 145 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,249 Put your hands together for our next contestant - 146 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,124 - Peter Williams. - He's probably embarrassed. 147 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,791 Thank you very much. 148 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,415 You know the difference between 149 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:01,000 an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'? 150 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:02,999 Well, it's about three inches. 151 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,749 ♪ For I am a Pirate King 152 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,915 ♪ You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪ 153 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,290 I usually go over people's heads. 154 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,624 ♪ It's great to be a Pirate King ♪ 155 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,332 ♪ It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King ♪ 156 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,540 Ooh, naughty! 157 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,915 Hurrah for the Pirate... ♪ 158 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,957 ♪ Pirate... 159 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,749 Oh, ho, oh! Eyes off my bum. 160 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,290 ♪ ..King 161 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,082 Hurrah! 162 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,958 Yes, Robert! 163 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:43,875 Whoo! 164 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,457 You're useless! 165 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,915 You're a disgrace! 166 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,833 You're a fucking nobody! 167 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:01,583 Look at you... 168 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,208 I fucking hate you. 169 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:09,374 My dad won five quid that night. 170 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,375 Oh, you're kidding me! 171 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,125 Although it might as well have been five million. 172 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,165 Thank you very much. 173 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:22,000 You have been wonderful and I've been Peter Will-- 174 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:28,332 Conway. I'm Peter Conway! 175 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,333 Not only did he change his name. 176 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,541 He changed his life. 177 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,125 One day he went to watch the FA Cup Final. 178 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,290 Unfortunately, he didn't come back. 179 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,999 The audience beckoned 180 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,624 and he left us to be one step closer to his gods. 181 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,791 ♪ Come on hold my hand 182 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,958 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 183 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,875 ♪ Not sure I understand 184 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:07,125 ♪ This role I've been given 185 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,250 ♪ I sit and talk to God 186 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:16,625 ♪ He just laughs at my plans 187 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,250 ♪ My head speaks a language 188 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:25,916 ♪ I don't understand 189 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:32,290 ♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪ 190 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:36,208 ♪ Feel the love ever after 191 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,874 ♪ There's a hole in my soul 192 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:44,833 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 193 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:51,957 ♪ I need to feel real love 194 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:54,665 ♪ And the love ever after 195 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,707 ♪ I cannot get enough 196 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,958 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be alright. 197 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,125 Light 'em up. 198 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,999 ♪ I just wanna feel real love 199 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,375 ♪ Feel the home that I live in 200 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,624 ♪ 'Cause I got too much life 201 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:34,250 ♪ Running through my veins going to waste ♪ 202 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:40,332 ♪ I just wanna feel real love 203 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,875 ♪ Feel the life ever after 204 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,665 ♪ There's a hole in my soul 205 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:53,083 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 206 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,083 ♪ Come on hold my... hand 207 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:03,541 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 208 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,958 ♪ Not sure I understand 209 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:12,875 ♪ This role I've been given 210 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:18,041 ♪ Not sure I understand 211 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,750 ♪ Not sure I understand 212 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:28,208 ♪ Not sure I understand 213 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,458 Next! 214 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,540 Take a pamphlet, sign the form, 215 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,625 shut the door on your way out. 216 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,957 No, you're alright. 217 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,540 I know what I'm going to be. 218 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,541 Oh, aye, what's that then? 219 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,416 Famous! I'm going to sing and dance. 220 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,416 I'm writing lyrics and all. 221 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,499 I've seen your grades, lad. 222 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,166 You couldn't rub two words together. 223 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,332 "The world is mine to claim. 224 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,582 "All I need is a fuckload of fame. 225 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,666 "Ooh, ooh, yeah." 226 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,790 Listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 227 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:38,500 This, it's not for you. Keep your feet on the ground. 228 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,250 You might want to frame that. 229 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,790 - Tosser! - Next! 230 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,415 ♪ I've got the power 231 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,500 Whoo! 232 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,915 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 233 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:06,582 Hey! Oh! 234 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,457 ♪ I've got the power 235 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,957 Oh, do it, Nate! 236 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:12,915 Fuck me! You'd make a fucking awful stripper. 237 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,624 - You know that? - Fuck off. 238 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,040 Oh, that's my backup plan. 239 00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,207 Hey, you should come work with me. 240 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,499 Flint's always looking for people. 241 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,374 Isn't he that flashy cunt in the coupe? 242 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,499 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 243 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,915 Easy job, easy money. 244 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:27,500 How'd you meet him? 245 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,540 - I shagged his mum. - Fucking hell! 246 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,249 Ah, it's alright, he knows. 247 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,165 His dad wouldn't be best pleased, though. 248 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,790 Fucking have that! 249 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,415 So have you told him about the trials? 250 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,332 - Nah. - Well, you better. 251 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,249 That scout was fucking excited. 252 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,874 I thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch. 253 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,457 Fuck off! I'm not going to the trials. 254 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,749 - I'm not going to the trials. - Rubbish. 255 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,666 - I'm not. - What? 256 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,916 Think of the money. The supermodels. 257 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,290 The fans screaming for ya. 258 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,040 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 259 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,124 - Fucking hell, Nate! - Alright, calm down. 260 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,540 You've got a ticket to heaven and you're going to stay here? 261 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,749 Oh, yeah, it's like you with your singing, isn't it? 262 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,374 I just do it 'cause I love it. 263 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,791 Who gives a fuck if you love it? 264 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,125 What matters is that other people love you doing it. 265 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,832 You'll have to get yourself to school. 266 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,290 I can't face it. 267 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,999 I've got a bastard of a headache. 268 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,040 And an exam, which you better have studied for. 269 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,749 Why do you think my head's pounding? 270 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,457 You'll have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 271 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,124 Oh, I love it when she talks dirty. 272 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,707 You're going. 273 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,582 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 274 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,707 God knows I've already had one man lounging about... 275 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,082 A music manager in Manchester 276 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,082 is holding auditions... 277 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:44,124 Shh. ...for young men... 278 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,582 Don't you bloody shush me. 279 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,290 - ...in singing and dancing. - Mum! Shush. 280 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,207 The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith, 281 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,207 is creating a new boy band. 282 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,582 I didn't think you're interested in boy bands. 283 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,415 Mum, quick. Quick! Quick! Write it down. 284 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,874 - Doors open at 9 AM... - This is it! 285 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,375 This is it! 286 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,874 I'm going to be fucking famous! 287 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,665 Shut up, you tit! 288 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,749 Oh, fuck off, Glen! 289 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,207 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪ 290 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,999 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba 291 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,832 ♪ Se necesita una poca de gracia... ♪ 292 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,165 Whoo! Whoo! 293 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,790 He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 294 00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,499 ♪ Y arriba y arriba 295 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:30,208 ♪ Ba, Ba, Bamba Ba, Ba, Bamba ♪ 296 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,750 Thank you. 297 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,208 Light 'em up. 298 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,415 I'm Robert. 299 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,540 Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, 300 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,915 an absolute sweetheart. 301 00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,624 Well, go on then. 302 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,333 And a first-class cunt. 303 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,624 ♪ A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air ♪ 304 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,624 ♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪ 305 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,249 ♪ The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back ♪ 306 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,832 ♪ The monkey grabbed his neck ♪ 307 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,915 ♪ And said, "Now listen, Jack" ♪ 308 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,375 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 309 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,082 ♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪ 310 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:30,665 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 311 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,790 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 312 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,790 ♪ Ain't no use in divin'-- 313 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,499 He's bored of you. 314 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,332 Look at you. You've got no talent. 315 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,707 You're not fucking Sinatra. 316 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,499 ♪ Straighten up and fly right 317 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,082 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 318 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,666 Okay, that'll do, lad. 319 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,665 You do know this is a pop band? 320 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,915 Yeah. 321 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,540 Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli's-- 322 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,000 No! 323 00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:02,458 Cheers then. 324 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,165 So, shall we tell them that you found your man 325 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,916 and they can all fuck off home then, yeah? 326 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,915 No, don't you get up. 327 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,291 It'll be my pleasure. 328 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,582 And if I hadn't winked in that moment, 329 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,583 none of this would've happened. 330 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,332 I wouldn't even be here talking to you. 331 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,666 Shhhh! 332 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,207 Break a leg, you slags. 333 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,124 Cheeky little bastard. 334 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,957 He wouldn't know talent if it jumped up 335 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,165 and bit him on the cock. 336 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,040 It's only been a few hours, love. 337 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,249 He's got no eye for it, Nan. 338 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,208 You have to wait. 339 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,500 I fucked it. 340 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,833 He saw right through me. 341 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,416 I mean, look at me. 342 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,249 Do I look like a pop star to you? 343 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,500 You look like you always look. 344 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,500 Exactly. 345 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,332 A talentless fuck... 346 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,790 ...who's going to die alone and fat 347 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,624 and be craned out of his shitpit in Stoke. 348 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,749 Aaagh! 349 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,457 Fuck, Nan! Hello? 350 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,208 Youth? 351 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,375 Dad. 352 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,332 Um, your voice is so low now. 353 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,166 Thought I had the wrong number. 354 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,332 - How are you, Dad? - Never better. Never better. 355 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:35,415 Now listen, um, I haven't got long, but, uh, I was thinking - 356 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:37,208 how about you come visit? 357 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,499 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 358 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,082 School holidays are coming up. 359 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,124 You should come see what the old man's been up to. 360 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,207 Yes. 361 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,207 I mean, yeah, definitely! 362 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,665 Smashing! Alright, I better go. 363 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,832 A full house waits for no man and all that! 364 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,749 - It'll be good to see ya, lad. - Light 'em up, Dad-- 365 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:01,749 - Oh, Robert. - Oh! 366 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,832 Come on! 367 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,624 - Oh, love. - Bloody hell, Nan. 368 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,499 Oh, Lord. 369 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,624 Is everybody having a good time? 370 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,832 Peter can't hear you. You having a good time? 371 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,540 I was lucky enough to grace the stage 372 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,040 with this next act at a talent competition. 373 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,415 I'll never forget it. He gave me a five. 374 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:27,665 Oooh. 375 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,290 Oh, it was sadder than that. 376 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,915 - Oooh. - Oooh. 377 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,540 So please put your hands together 378 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,832 for the irresistible... 379 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,915 ...the irrepressible... 380 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,999 ...the irreplaceable... 381 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,332 Ooh! 382 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:47,457 I give him a ten out of ten - Mr. Terry Swinton. 383 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,582 I've warmed them up for ya. 384 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:58,916 ♪ Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪ 385 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,915 I thought I was losing that stage left table for a bit, 386 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:03,832 but I won them back, didn't I? 387 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,125 Oh, yeah. 388 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,291 I'm glad you reached out. 389 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:11,624 It was a shock, but, you know, in a good way. 390 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,583 I thought it was about time, youth. 391 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:20,374 Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm joining this pop band. 392 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,707 Really? When... when do you start? 393 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,374 Well, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 394 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,582 - Oh... - Well, no. 395 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,040 It's just that I haven't heard back-- 396 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,708 - Watch it! - Oh, sorry. 397 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,665 ♪ Now, Mack, he's spending... 398 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,875 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 399 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:37,833 Yeah. 400 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,790 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 401 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,832 Failed my exams - complete fucking balls-up. 402 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:50,458 Mum's going to put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 403 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,708 Fucking hopeless. 404 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,500 You've got to learn from this. 405 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:00,999 You're right. 406 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,541 All of this. 407 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,499 'Cause, you know, you're learning from the best. 408 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,374 ♪ Back in town 409 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,665 ♪ Look out, old Mack is back 410 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:18,291 Let's hear it again. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten. 411 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,749 Seeing my dad 412 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,665 surrounded by the stars of yesteryear 413 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,750 galvanised my need to become famous. 414 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,249 But I had a more immediate problem. 415 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,665 What's Mum going to be like 416 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,457 when I tell her I failed my exams? 417 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,083 Fucked up the rest of my life. 418 00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:44,124 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah. Smashing. 419 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,708 - How is he? - Great. 420 00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,249 I, erm... 421 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,957 I've got something to tell you. 422 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,541 So have I. 423 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,915 - I failed... - You're in that band. 424 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,332 What? 425 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:02,000 You got in! You're in that band. 426 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,790 Yes! 427 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,332 And I never had to tell her 428 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,957 I failed my exams - until now. 429 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,749 Sorry, Mum. 430 00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:16,499 - Shut up, you tit! - Oh, fuck off, Glen! 431 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,082 Mother! 432 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,290 Nigel was my introduction 433 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,707 to the adult world. 434 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,332 He was fucking terrifying, like Willy Wonka. 435 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,790 But what did I care? 436 00:23:30,791 --> 00:23:33,249 I was 15, I was going to have four older brothers, 437 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,750 and we were going to take over the world. 438 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,540 Howard Donald, panelbeater. 439 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:43,000 If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out. 440 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,832 Jason Orange was a featured dancer 441 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,665 on a genre-defining TV music show 442 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,749 called 'The Hit Man and Her'. 443 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,916 Mark Owen... 444 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:59,375 Little Marco was... lovely. 445 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,833 And then of course... 446 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,124 Come here, you. 447 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,374 There was Gary Barlow, 448 00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,957 and my first thought was, 449 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,624 who's this dickhead in those trainers? 450 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,249 They are so three years ago. 451 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,540 Gary was a genius. An actual genius. 452 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,957 ♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love... ♪ 453 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,832 He'd been playing the working men's clubs 454 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,415 since he was 12 years old 455 00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,040 and was earning more money than his teachers. 456 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,457 ♪ There's nothing I can do 457 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:29,458 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 458 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,332 Trouble was - Gary sang like an angel, 459 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,165 but he danced like a twat. 460 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:38,832 Seven, eight. Hit! Hit! 461 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,415 You gotta bring the energy. Come on! 462 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:43,332 ...seven, eight. Foot and... 463 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,707 I recall thinking two things that day - 464 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:49,750 a fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, and... 465 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,957 ...if anyone from Stoke sees me, 466 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,874 I'm fucking dead. 467 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,874 Tikka masalas all round, 468 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,207 no coriander for the boys. 469 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,124 - Thank you. - No coriander? 470 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,790 Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner, 471 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,040 he would always say... 472 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,915 I'll put this on your account. 473 00:25:10,916 --> 00:25:13,749 He wasn't joking. He recouped it all. 474 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:17,666 Look around the table, go on. 475 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:24,083 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 476 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:29,457 But we'll be fucking rich. 477 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,249 Now, first things first. 478 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,624 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 479 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,374 What about a record deal? 480 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,749 Well, that will come, we'll get your demo sent out, 481 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,082 we'll let the bidding war begin. 482 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,249 - Ah, but... - Yes. 483 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:45,624 Before that, let's shore up your backstories. 484 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:49,332 Mark and Jason, you were in a breakdancing group together. 485 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:52,457 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called The Cutest Rush. 486 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,832 Was I the lead? 487 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,707 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 488 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:57,749 Fuck off! 489 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,124 Robert, you had a bit part in 'Brookside'. 490 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,415 Oh, I was fucking great, wasn't I? 491 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,915 You were a bit much, frankly. 492 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,332 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 493 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,749 I've got a ton of lyrics. 494 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,457 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 495 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,665 but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine, am I? 496 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:18,708 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 497 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,291 You lot toe the line. 498 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:26,915 Oh, and also, your name's not Robert anymore - it's Robbie. 499 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,790 Oh, tuck in, lads. 500 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,874 I fucking hated the name Robbie, 501 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:33,541 but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. 502 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:37,082 Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind. 503 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:39,624 Oh, now, the name of the band? 504 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,249 Oh, Nige, I've got a good one. 505 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,457 Kick It! 506 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,999 That's fucking awful. 507 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:50,082 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 508 00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,041 And clench! 509 00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:55,332 Take That! 510 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:56,832 Oh! 511 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,999 Initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be 512 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,207 a band for the gay scene. 513 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,040 - Alright! - ♪ La-la-la-la-la! 514 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,040 Let's do this. Just remember what you rehearsed. 515 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,915 - Robbie, you alright? - Don't be nervous. 516 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,625 - You all look amazing. - Light 'em up. 517 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,749 Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 518 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,415 Don't keep 'em waiting. 519 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,499 Now, for years, people have rumoured 520 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,124 about my sexuality. 521 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,082 The worst one was that all my gay friends 522 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,040 have slept with me and said I was crap. 523 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,665 I'm not bothered they said I slept with them. 524 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,999 These are my boys! 525 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,874 It's me being 'crap' I'm worried about. 526 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,374 Play it loud! 527 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:40,041 ♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪ 528 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:46,290 ♪ I thought I found love with somebody else's girl ♪ 529 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,790 ♪ Yeah 530 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,957 ♪ Walking 'round feeling so broken-hearted ♪ 531 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:54,250 ♪ Lost in a different world 532 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,958 That night, I discovered a wonderland. 533 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:04,832 It was welcoming and non-judgmental. 534 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,540 I'd found my people. 535 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,541 I'd found the promised land. 536 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,040 For the entire first eighteen months, 537 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,083 we made 180 pounds, each. 538 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:22,957 We played gay club after gay club. 539 00:28:22,958 --> 00:28:24,332 Two a night. 540 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:25,915 Until out of nowhere, 541 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:29,290 Nigel booked us a club full of girls. 542 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,707 ♪ Oh... 543 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,957 ♪ I see heaven in your eyes with me ♪ 544 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,874 ♪ Oh, baby 545 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:40,582 ♪ Now I will give my loving faithfully ♪ 546 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,082 You gonna fucking listen! 547 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,874 Fucking useless prick. I'm warning you! 548 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,999 ♪ Heaven, sweet heaven, baby 549 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,415 ♪ On the wings of love 550 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,040 ♪ I found heaven, sweet 551 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:59,707 ♪ Heaven sent you straight to me ♪ 552 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:03,290 ♪ My sweet, sweet baby 553 00:29:04,916 --> 00:29:06,541 - What?! - Whoo! 554 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:11,082 What the fuck?! 555 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,415 Oh! 556 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,957 Yeah! 557 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:23,915 - Did you hear that? - Alright. 558 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:27,332 Settle down. Settle down. 559 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,374 Will you lot shut up?! 560 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,457 I felt like Elvis, but thin. Ha ha! 561 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,790 I've got good news! 562 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,374 - Good news. - Good news? 563 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,957 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 564 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,540 - Oh, fuck off! - ...in London. 565 00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:42,540 - Oh! - London! Yes! 566 00:29:42,541 --> 00:29:44,874 - That's absolutely fantastic! - Yes! 567 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,207 - Thank you so much. - Yeah, you deserve it. 568 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,207 - You've all done really well. - Yes! Yes! 569 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,499 Except for one of ya. 570 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,208 Ooh. 571 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:58,291 We all know who that is, don't we? 572 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,750 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 573 00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:12,082 "We're like the A-team. I'm the sexy, talented one." 574 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,290 Who the fuck gave you-- 575 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,915 I didn't know she was a reporter, Nige. 576 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,624 You know, I almost started to like you, 577 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,000 but you've fucking ended that, haven't ya? 578 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:22,000 - Fuck off! - What was that? 579 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:27,624 I think, uh, Robbie's developing a sense of humour, Nige. 580 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:29,915 You think it'd be difficult 581 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,374 to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 582 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:35,333 get another scally with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 583 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,332 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 584 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,040 There's going to be lots of girls in here, 585 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,957 so let's get one thing clear - 586 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,332 keep it in your pants. 587 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,457 No touching. 588 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,165 - No telephone numbers. - What? 589 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,332 - No dating. - No touching? 590 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,540 - Seriously? - Ever! 591 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,290 - Nige?! - Ever! 592 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,957 What's the point of bringing them up here 593 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,957 - if we can't touch them? - Let's get this done. 594 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,790 - Alright! Bring 'em up! - Nige! 595 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,832 Hi. 596 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,249 I love you all! 597 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:08,499 Nigel had many rules for Take That, 598 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:12,499 and the most important was that we always appeared attainable. 599 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,624 Safe sex is important... 600 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,790 He even made us do a Safer Sex tour 601 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,790 for the Family Planning Association. 602 00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,040 So, remember... 603 00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:23,166 Don't be a fool, cover his tool. 604 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,457 Naturally, I took it all to heart. 605 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,290 Oh, I love the way you move, Gary. 606 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,915 I was happy to play Gary for the moment. 607 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,082 Wow. 608 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,290 I'll never wash my hands again. 609 00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,999 - Oh, my God! - Yeah? 610 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,249 Oh, my God, Hurry up, hurry up! Quick! 611 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:46,708 - Oh, that's it. - Gary, I already stopped. 612 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,707 And there it was, the one time in Nigel's life 613 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,457 he wasn't the biggest wanker in the room. 614 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,957 Right. Straight up. 615 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:02,832 There's no appetite, want or need for boybands. 616 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:06,291 They died a death. It's all grunge now. 617 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,665 - Did you hear our demo? - Yes. 618 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,499 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 619 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,207 And if you don't sign them right now, 620 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,790 I'll take them to another label 621 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:28,749 and you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history 622 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:31,375 slip through your pudgy fucking fingers. 623 00:32:35,041 --> 00:32:37,207 You won't do any of that, 624 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,082 'cause everyone else said no. 625 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,707 I only agreed to see you 626 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:44,124 because my daughter saw you boys live, 627 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:46,582 and she's obsessed. 628 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,124 She assures me that you are amazing in the flesh. 629 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,833 So... 630 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,833 ...I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys. 631 00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,416 Now, which one of you is Gary? 632 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,499 That's me, I'm Gary. 633 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,374 Oh! 634 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,624 ♪ Me with the floorshow 635 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,082 ♪ Kickin' with your torso 636 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,040 ♪ Boys getting high and the girls even more so ♪ 637 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:15,082 ♪ Wave your hands if you're not with a man ♪ 638 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:17,790 ♪ Can I kick it? ♪ 639 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:21,874 ♪ I got [funk], you got We got everybody ♪ 640 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,457 ♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪ 641 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:27,582 ♪ It's time to move your body 642 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:32,249 ♪ Babylon back in business Can I get a witness? ♪ 643 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:36,915 ♪ Every girl, every man ♪ 644 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:39,249 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? 645 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,374 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 646 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,040 ♪ Need permission to land 647 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:49,332 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ 648 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:53,415 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 649 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:59,207 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? 650 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,625 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 651 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,708 Let's go, boys! 652 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,500 - Whoa! - Whoa! 653 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,707 ♪ Singin' in the classes 654 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,040 ♪ Music for your masses 655 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:18,332 ♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪ 656 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,165 ♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪ 657 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:22,874 ♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic [right] ♪ 658 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,999 ♪ You got no love, then you're with the wrong man ♪ 659 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,415 ♪ It's time to move your body 660 00:34:27,416 --> 00:34:29,582 ♪ If you can't get a girl but your best friend can ♪ 661 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:32,375 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 662 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:37,415 ♪ I don't want to be sleazy Baby, just tease me ♪ 663 00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:41,874 ♪ Got no family planned ♪ 664 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,540 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? 665 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,915 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 666 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,332 ♪ Need permission to land 667 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:54,874 ♪ I don't want to rock , DJ ♪ 668 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:58,375 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 669 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:03,999 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪ 670 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,750 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 671 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:14,957 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy Most of them fleece me ♪ 672 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,040 ♪ Every night 673 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:19,415 Yeah! Oh! Oh! 674 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:22,415 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy 675 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:26,999 ♪ But if you're sellin' it ♪ 676 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,583 ♪ It's alright 677 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,415 Come on! 678 00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,666 ♪ I don't want to rock 679 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:45,332 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 680 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:50,083 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 681 00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:54,500 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 682 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,166 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 683 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,957 ♪ But you're making me feel so... ♪ 684 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:06,791 ♪ You're making me feel so nice ♪ 685 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:13,541 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ 686 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:17,957 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 687 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:22,666 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 688 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,540 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 689 00:36:27,541 --> 00:36:30,375 ♪ I don't want to rock 690 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:36,707 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 691 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:41,208 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 692 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:46,082 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 693 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,207 Every day, there's a new lot. 694 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:57,457 The coach brings them in. 695 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,707 They come into the garden, 696 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,249 they nick the wood off the fence, 697 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,540 the clothes off the line. 698 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,499 Someone should do something about this. 699 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,374 Mum, they want this to happen. 700 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,207 I went down the post office the other day 701 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,874 and someone called me a posh slag. 702 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,624 Oh, love, you're not posh. 703 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,165 It's not funny. I can't make my deliveries anymore. 704 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,665 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 705 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,165 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 706 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,374 Mm-hm. 707 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,290 I'll get us out of this shithole 708 00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:25,625 and buy us a fortress, just like Gary. 709 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,499 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 710 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,374 That was the first time 711 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,790 my mum closed the curtains. 712 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,707 I'm going to bed. If they'll let me. 713 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,290 She didn't open them for another ten years. 714 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,625 Hey, love... 715 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,875 Where's my little Robert gone? 716 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,875 I'm a pop star now. 717 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,291 Fat little Robert isn't going to sell any albums, is he? 718 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,583 I'm just giving the people what they want. 719 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:11,249 I go onstage and act like a gladiator 720 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,708 and I pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 721 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,250 And they all act accordingly. 722 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:26,000 They don't see what I see. 723 00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:30,083 Then stop! 724 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,041 See, that's the craziest thing to me. 725 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,165 I can't. 726 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,957 We love you, Robbie! 727 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,500 Now, fuck off! 728 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,624 I'm here at Take That HQ 729 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:51,915 with the man responsible 730 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,540 for the band's success, Nigel Martin Smith. 731 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,874 It's quite a display. 732 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:58,665 It is, yeah, yeah, we got 733 00:38:58,666 --> 00:38:59,874 Take That dolls, 734 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:01,374 Take That calendars, 735 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,040 Take That pillows, so you can sleep with Take That. 736 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,957 I'm just kidding. Probably cut that bit out. 737 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:11,457 Uh, for our ethnic fans, we have Take That Babushka dolls. 738 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,457 Uh, Robbie's inside Mark, who's inside Jason. 739 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,999 Jason's inside Howard and they all fit snugly in Gary. 740 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,500 Hmm, that's quite cute. 741 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:22,625 Lyrics? 742 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,833 Just some ideas. 743 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,416 Well, come on then. Give us a look. 744 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,124 - Will I get a credit? - I don't know. 745 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:34,833 Are they any good? 746 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,957 - Wouldn't you like to know? - Fuck off. 747 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,790 You've got it all over you. 748 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,415 - Fuck off, Jason. - Whatever. 749 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,790 Hey. At least pretend to give a toss. 750 00:39:44,791 --> 00:39:46,582 - What, about all this? - Yeah. 751 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,915 Are you kidding? 752 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:50,290 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 753 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,290 Oh, fuck off, Robbie, they bloody love us. 754 00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,583 Do you think Oasis does this shit?! 755 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,332 We need to branch out. 756 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,457 Write something that's not 757 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,457 so fucking cringeworthy. 758 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,915 - And this coming from you. - Uh... 759 00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,207 The one who only shines when the light's on him. 760 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,165 - Alright, Gaz. - No, no, let him speak. 761 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,582 You think you can just turn up, 762 00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,249 scribble some worthless shit 763 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,541 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 764 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,875 You add nothing to this. 765 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,207 Any of it. 766 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:25,166 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 767 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,207 ♪ Do you remember? 768 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,624 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you-- ♪ 769 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,999 Ah, just ah, hold it there for a second, thanks, Robbie. 770 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,582 That was better, yeah? 771 00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,874 Ah, you're... you're still a little behind, I'm afraid. 772 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,165 Oh, I've always liked a little behind. 773 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:45,124 Uh, what we might do, Robbie, is, um, if we record it - 774 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,957 we can just record it line by line, yeah? 775 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,540 And we can just stitch it together later. 776 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,165 Nah, I can do it all at once. 777 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,749 Yeah, let's just, um, let's just go again. 778 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,915 Yeah, let's go. I got it. 779 00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,332 Sure thing, then. Uh... 780 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,333 Here we go. 781 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:04,749 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 782 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,791 ♪ Do you remember? 783 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:12,583 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you ♪ 784 00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,416 ♪ A ha ♪ 785 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:18,582 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 786 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,999 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 787 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,332 You're worthless. 788 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,165 You can't do what Gary does. 789 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,000 They're all laughing at ya. 790 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,499 ♪ So, baby, don't turn away, listen-- ♪ 791 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,415 Ah, that's... that's great. Thanks. Thanks, Robbie. 792 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,832 Just give us one wee sec, yeah? 793 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,541 Fuck me. 794 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,415 I think we might have it there, mate. 795 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,582 Thank you. 796 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,082 - Okay, great. - Let's go, guys. 797 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,332 - Hey. - Whoo! 798 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,499 Yeah, yeah. Cheers. Cheers, Robbie. 799 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:07,207 Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 800 00:42:07,208 --> 00:42:09,249 - Oh, my God. - You did your best. 801 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:11,833 Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 802 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:26,957 ♪ Turn back the time... 803 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,790 Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen! 804 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:33,624 It's already good. Fucking hell, the difference! 805 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,249 It's like night and day, isn't it? 806 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,500 Yeah. Thank you. 807 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,708 Oh, this is a hit. 808 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:47,499 I didn't know it 809 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,249 but I was suffering from depression. 810 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,707 I hate that phrase - 'suffering from depression'. 811 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,665 It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara - 812 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,249 "I do declare, Mr. Butler, 813 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,707 "I have been suffering with a bout of depression." 814 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,625 'Clinically depressed' is better. 815 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,207 Way more lab coaty. 816 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,415 - Dad! - Here he is! Here he is! 817 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,749 I didn't know you were-- 818 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,040 Oh, my God! 819 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,499 I told you, didn't I? 820 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,915 You owe me a pint, love. 821 00:43:09,916 --> 00:43:12,707 - Can I get a photo? - Of course you can. 822 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,458 I'll take it for you. 823 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,540 Okay, here we go. 824 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:21,040 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'. - Fuzzy pickle. 825 00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,832 - Ah... - Lovely. 826 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,124 Thank you so much. 827 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,874 Did you want one with me in it? 828 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,249 Great idea, yeah! 829 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,665 Yeah, course you do. Come on. 830 00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,666 Look at that, eh? Peas in a pod. 831 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,791 Can I lose you... use you... Can I use your loo? 832 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,082 Yeah. 833 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:39,583 It's a number two. 834 00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:42,165 Be my guest. 835 00:43:42,166 --> 00:43:44,499 - Oh, my God! - Yeah... Oh. 836 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,332 She seems nice. 837 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,999 Oh, yeah, terrific. Terrific! 838 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,540 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 839 00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,999 There's girls everywhere. 840 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,874 They're not playing nice either. 841 00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,499 It's like a bloodsport out there. 842 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,999 I told the security lads you were my son. 843 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,290 I nearly got torn apart. 844 00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,832 You in town for long? 845 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,999 No, no, just... just passing through. Back home tonight. 846 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,415 After I collect my pint. 847 00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:14,832 I wish I'd known you were coming. 848 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,207 - What's this? - Nothing. 849 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,500 Prozac? 850 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,499 What have you got to mope about? 851 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,499 You boys are flying. Bloody Brits nomination... 852 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,625 I've been telling everyone about that. 853 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:28,625 I know. It's just... 854 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,291 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad, you know? 855 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:38,040 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 856 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,374 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 857 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,332 They know exactly who you are. 858 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:44,165 The other lads you'd be hard-pressed 859 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,832 to pick 'em out of a police line-up. 860 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,624 Well, not Gary, obviously, 'cause he's the creative one, 861 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,957 but, uh, you... 862 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,165 ...you're living the dream, youth. 863 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,790 We love you, Robbie. 864 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:56,791 How can you not know who you are... 865 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,083 ...when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 866 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,624 Jesus! Rob! 867 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,415 - What did he take? - Could be anything. 868 00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:13,915 Hold the show until I say. 869 00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:16,624 - No, no, no, no! - You were an afterthought. 870 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,665 Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 871 00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:21,333 Looks... five at best. 872 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:26,166 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 873 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,707 And you don't deserve any of it. 874 00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,832 Oh, fucking hell! 875 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,540 - Are you fucking retarded?! - I fucking told them... 876 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,790 - Alright! Get in position. - Fucking hell, Nige! 877 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:45,124 - I said, get in position, now! - Get up, get up! 878 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,040 Wake up, you fucking baby! 879 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,832 Right, follow my lead! 880 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,541 All of this because of a fucking wink. 881 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:06,082 ♪ Help me escape this feeling of insecurity ♪ 882 00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:07,500 ♪ Ah, ah 883 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,415 ♪ I need you so much 884 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:14,040 ♪ But I don't think you really need me ♪ 885 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,999 ♪ Ah, ah 886 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,957 ♪ But if we all stand up in the name of love ♪ 887 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:23,915 ♪ And state the case of what we're dreaming of ♪ 888 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:27,624 ♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪ 889 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:30,415 ♪ But like a thief in the night ♪ 890 00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,540 ♪ You took away the love that I knew ♪ 891 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,207 ♪ Oh, oh-ho-ho-ho 892 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,791 ♪ Relight my fire 893 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,957 ♪ Your love is my only desire 894 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:47,749 ♪ Relight my fire 895 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:52,958 ♪ 'Cause I need your love 896 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:55,625 Oh! 897 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,290 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 898 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,749 Passed out! That's a new low. 899 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,165 It was a dodgy curry. 900 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,332 Your job is simple - 901 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:10,165 sing the harmonies and toe the line. 902 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,540 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 903 00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,040 Know your place. 904 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,000 You're making us look like fucking idiots. 905 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,416 Ah! Hoo! 906 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:23,332 ♪ Turn back the times to the days when ♪ 907 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,540 - Oh, fuck! - ♪ Our love was new 908 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,500 ♪ Do you remember? 909 00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:31,665 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with-- ♪ 910 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,374 ♪ You 911 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,249 ♪ A ha... 912 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,832 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 913 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:42,750 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 914 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,874 ♪ The world would be wild for the dream ♪ 915 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,540 ♪ So, baby, don't turn away 916 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:53,499 ♪ Listen to what I gotta say, ah ♪ 917 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,665 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 918 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:58,915 ♪ Relight my fire 919 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:02,832 ♪ 'Cause I need... 920 00:48:02,833 --> 00:48:05,208 ♪ Oh, I need... 921 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,125 ♪ Your love 922 00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,375 ♪ Sun 923 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,666 ♪ Sun 924 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,415 Because he writes all the songs, 925 00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:30,749 Gary makes all the money. 926 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,957 He's got a mansion in the north of England 927 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,749 with a driveway full of cars. 928 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,124 Fuck me! 929 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:38,082 And a butler. 930 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,582 While I'm still living at Mum's. 931 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,583 He's Elton now. 932 00:48:45,291 --> 00:48:47,457 And they're all waiting for me in the garden. 933 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,999 And it's to talk about the problem. 934 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040 - And I am the problem. - Whoo! 935 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:03,083 Robbie, so, um... 936 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:07,999 Well, we've all been having a think, and, um, 937 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,750 we'd quite like to do the next tour as a, ah... 938 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,582 ...as a four-piece. 939 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,249 Just to see if we can do it. 940 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,165 Yeah. To see if we can do it. 941 00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:19,749 Perhaps you could focus on 942 00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,124 some of that solo material you've been working on or, um... 943 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,332 To be honest, Rob, 944 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,458 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 945 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,000 I think you should. 946 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,791 Is that it, then? 947 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,333 Uh... Yeah. 948 00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,500 Wheeee! 949 00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:56,208 Can I take this? 950 00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,374 Yeah, Rob. If you want. 951 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,791 This is it! 952 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,166 This... is... the end! 953 00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:20,374 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 954 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,249 Hmm! 955 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,625 Fuck! 956 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,291 ♪ So unimpressed but so in awe 957 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:16,250 ♪ Such a saint Such a whore ♪ 958 00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:22,125 ♪ So self-aware So full of shit ♪ 959 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625 ♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪ 960 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:33,749 ♪ I'm contemplating thinking about thinking ♪ 961 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:38,457 ♪ It's overrated Just get another drink in ♪ 962 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,832 ♪ Watch me come undone 963 00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:48,165 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the streets ♪ 964 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:51,207 ♪ I pray that 965 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,957 ♪ When I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 966 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:59,957 ♪ If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 967 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:03,624 ♪ Because I'm scum and I'm your son ♪ 968 00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:07,500 ♪ I come undone 969 00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:13,458 ♪ I come undone 970 00:52:14,791 --> 00:52:16,332 Fans are still reeling 971 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,624 from the announcement on Monday 972 00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,957 that Robbie Williams 973 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,582 has split from Take That. 974 00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:23,124 Help Line switchboards, set up after reports of suicides, 975 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:26,333 have been flooded by tearful Take That fans... 976 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,790 But he had built up a reputation 977 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:31,040 as a party animal... 978 00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:34,750 ♪ So rock'n'roll So corporate suits ♪ 979 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:40,250 ♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪ 980 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,124 ♪ So well-trained 981 00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,083 ♪ So animal 982 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,790 ♪ So need-your-love So fuck-you-all ♪ 983 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:59,124 ♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪ 984 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:04,290 ♪ If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you ♪ 985 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:06,457 ♪ I come undone 986 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:10,749 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street ♪ 987 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:19,166 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 988 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:38,999 ♪ If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 989 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,832 ♪ Because I'm scum but I'm your son ♪ 990 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,332 ♪ I come un-- 991 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,665 How could you do this? 992 00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:08,874 We need you, Robbie! 993 00:54:08,875 --> 00:54:10,582 Don't go! 994 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,832 Robbie, don't do this! 995 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:14,457 Don't leave! 996 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,166 Hmm? Hmm? 997 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,124 The cheeky member of Take That 998 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,040 is now the fucked-up messy one 999 00:54:28,041 --> 00:54:29,583 who's gone and broken up the band. 1000 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,250 And people hate me for it. 1001 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:38,749 But really, they're only saying what I think about myself. 1002 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,624 I've a raging cocaine habit, 1003 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:45,165 I'm a full-blown alcoholic and I'm twenty-one. 1004 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,749 I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict. 1005 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:53,457 I just had the money and the means to get there quicker. 1006 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,916 But I'm also incredibly competitive. 1007 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,874 I mean, I've no idea 1008 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:03,583 how I'm going to pull off a solo career. 1009 00:55:04,375 --> 00:55:06,832 But there's an energy to revenge, 1010 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:09,874 and it's very, very seductive. 1011 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:14,165 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1012 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:17,165 four, three, two, one. 1013 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,749 Happy New Year! 1014 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,083 It's going to happen. 1015 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:46,958 No ifs, no buts. No left, no right. Just straight ahead. 1016 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:56,250 I'm going to be fucking massive. 1017 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:59,000 A massive what? 1018 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,832 Fuck! You scared the shit out of me. 1019 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,624 You said you wanted to be massive? 1020 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:06,083 Ah, well, I was just, um... 1021 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,457 ...wishing for a little extra girth. 1022 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,416 - What is it you do? - Oh, yeah... 1023 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,415 Oh sorry, should I already know that? 1024 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:21,457 No, no, no, no, no. Um... 1025 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:23,957 No, I'm... I'm a singer and songwriter. 1026 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,165 Really? 1027 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,957 Yeah. Yeah, just starting out on my own. 1028 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,249 I was in Take That and-- 1029 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,582 The boyband? 1030 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,582 Oh, don't mind me. 1031 00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:36,415 Sorry. 1032 00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:40,915 No, you're alright. I mean, it is why I left. 1033 00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:43,124 Dancing around in the background 1034 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,999 like a camp sadomasochist. 1035 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,040 I mean, if I'm going to look like a tosser, 1036 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,999 I might as well do it down stage centre. 1037 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,665 So it's all about the spotlight? 1038 00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,999 Wow, not even any lube. Just full fist. 1039 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,082 I'm just saying - 1040 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,874 if you're gonna start out on your own, 1041 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,540 you might as well be honest about why. 1042 00:56:58,541 --> 00:57:01,249 - Shit, are you a journalist? - Fuck, no. 1043 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,416 I'm just curious. 1044 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,207 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1045 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:07,500 Try me. 1046 00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:12,999 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1047 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,832 but it felt like I was bound and gagged 1048 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:16,082 for the last five years. 1049 00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:17,665 And not in a hot way, either. 1050 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:20,040 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1051 00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:25,207 I don't know, sexy, mysterious, masked lady. 1052 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:28,082 I guess I've just reached a point 1053 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:31,333 where I want to prove I can make it on my own. 1054 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,625 Prove to who? 1055 00:57:35,166 --> 00:57:36,625 Everyone. 1056 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:42,415 See? I told you you wouldn't understand. 1057 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,707 Oh, fuck me! 1058 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,665 - Nicole Appleton. - ♪ I know where it's at 1059 00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:54,832 She and her sister were members 1060 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,749 of the girl band, All Saints. 1061 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,416 Their manager was a cunt, too. 1062 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:02,082 She was absolutely lovely - 1063 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,041 with the single worst taste in men. 1064 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:08,541 Yeah, you alright? 1065 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,749 Fame is so fucking weird, isn't it? 1066 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:16,457 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1067 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:17,874 when they bring the cake out 1068 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,749 and the whole restaurant sings "Happy Birthday" to you 1069 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,416 and you can't wait until "Happy Birthday" stops being sung. 1070 00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,499 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, 1071 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,207 but you just want it to stop so you can-- 1072 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,041 Eat the fucking cake. 1073 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,125 Yeah. 1074 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,249 Well, now you've got your gag off, 1075 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,666 what are you going to say? 1076 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,832 - I've got some lyrics. - Oh... 1077 00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:47,124 I mean, they're basically different takes 1078 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:48,332 on how much I hate myself. 1079 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,749 Oh, so a Christmas album then? 1080 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,457 I'm not sure about an album. 1081 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:54,749 You know, at the moment, 1082 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:56,749 I'd just like to write one good song. 1083 00:58:58,291 --> 00:59:00,457 - You're overthinking it. - Hmm? 1084 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,624 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1085 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:04,124 Look... 1086 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:08,124 ♪ I've got a boat but mine's made of rubber ♪ 1087 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,499 ♪ I cut a hole in the back 1088 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,249 ♪ And use my cock as a rudder 1089 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,833 Yes! It's a hit! 1090 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,458 See? You're going to be massive in no time. 1091 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:25,208 ♪ I was her 1092 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:28,500 ♪ She was me 1093 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,000 ♪ We were one 1094 00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:37,125 ♪ We were free 1095 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:44,458 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1096 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:50,374 ♪ She's the one 1097 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:56,749 ♪ If there's somebody 1098 00:59:56,750 --> 01:00:00,124 ♪ Calling me on 1099 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,750 ♪ She's the one 1100 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,791 ♪ We were young 1101 01:00:09,666 --> 01:00:12,166 ♪ We were wrong 1102 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:18,582 ♪ We were fine all along ♪ 1103 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,332 ♪ If there's somebody 1104 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:24,957 ♪ Calling me on 1105 01:00:24,958 --> 01:00:27,291 ♪ She's the one 1106 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,874 ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1107 01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:37,332 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1108 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:42,583 ♪ You're smiling 1109 01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:47,207 ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1110 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,874 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play ♪ 1111 01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,832 ♪ You'll be so high ♪ 1112 01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:57,916 ♪ You'll be flying 1113 01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,750 ♪ Though the sea 1114 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,708 ♪ Will be strong 1115 01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:10,165 ♪ I know we'll carry on 1116 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:13,499 ♪ 'Cause if there's somebody 1117 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:16,333 ♪ Calling me on 1118 01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,791 ♪ He's the one 1119 01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:29,082 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1120 01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:31,875 ♪ She's the one 1121 01:01:37,291 --> 01:01:39,582 ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1122 01:01:39,583 --> 01:01:41,790 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1123 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:47,583 ♪ You're smiling 1124 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,832 ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1125 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,415 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play it ♪ 1126 01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:57,207 ♪ You'll be so high 1127 01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:02,541 ♪ You'll be flying 1128 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:23,458 ♪ She's the one 1129 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:28,166 ♪ He's the one 1130 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:02,041 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1131 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,416 ♪ The silence was pitiful... 1132 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,665 It's not... It's not a competition, girls. 1133 01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:13,582 It's just hard work. You need to put that in. 1134 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,207 ♪ Do a little dance... 1135 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,582 Here. 1136 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,332 This place is posh as fuck. 1137 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,415 You know, I've just seen fucking Bono in the toilet. 1138 01:04:20,416 --> 01:04:22,333 Had a look. 1139 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,707 Tiny. 1140 01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:27,207 You've missed me, haven't you? 1141 01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:28,541 Ah, of course you have. 1142 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,832 Hmm! Hey, so... 1143 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:34,083 You know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1144 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:36,999 - Kayleigh. - The one with the clubfoot? 1145 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,499 No, she ain't got a clubfoot. 1146 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,082 - Well... - No. Her pelvis is out. 1147 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:44,416 Anyway, she's... up the duff. 1148 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,833 I'm going to be a dad. 1149 01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:54,207 That's amazing. 1150 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:55,915 I'm just surprised the little thing still works. 1151 01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:57,249 Fuck off! 1152 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:58,665 Shut up! Shut up! Here it is. 1153 01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,332 The wait is over! 1154 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:03,124 Coming in at number one, it's new, it's brilliant, 1155 01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:05,790 it's "Never Ever" by All Saints. 1156 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:17,457 Whoo! 1157 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,333 Come on! 1158 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,332 - I can't believe it! - Well done, babe. 1159 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:28,624 - You deserve it. - It'll be your turn next. 1160 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:33,415 Nicole, give us a few words! 1161 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:35,750 Yes. Nicole. 1162 01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:40,375 Okay. Ahh, I just... 1163 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,749 I can't believe we did it. 1164 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:45,290 Number fucking one! 1165 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,915 To everyone who has supported us through the years, 1166 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,165 you're family, and we love you. 1167 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,082 Whoo! 1168 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,416 And to my... 1169 01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:00,499 Ah, to my best friends... 1170 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,874 Having a number one is amazing 1171 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,249 and getting to celebrate it together is the best. 1172 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:07,457 Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis, 1173 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:09,374 the biggest band on the planet. 1174 01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:12,124 I'm in love with their songs. I'm in love with the lyrics. 1175 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,749 I'm in love with how provocative they are. 1176 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,665 I'm just totally in love with them, 1177 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,374 and I want to be them. 1178 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,665 Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1179 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:22,707 It means even ugly people can get laid. 1180 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,374 Mind you, guitars do that, too. 1181 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:27,957 What's all that about, then? 1182 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:29,207 Got a number one. 1183 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,582 Is that all? Fucking hell. 1184 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,999 If I orgasmed every time I had a number one, 1185 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,290 I'd be fucking dry. 1186 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,374 Yeah. 1187 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,874 - You listen to this cunt? - Yeah! 1188 01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,790 Like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about. 1189 01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:41,249 You want a number one, 1190 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:42,957 you should've stayed Gary's back-up dancer. 1191 01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,249 Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1192 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,707 for concert tickets in British history? 1193 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:49,999 Me. 1194 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,165 And the band-- 1195 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:53,124 Knebworth, right? 1196 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:55,457 125,000 fucking screaming cunts. 1197 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,874 That's insane. 1198 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,332 It's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead. 1199 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,957 Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly. 1200 01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,957 Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? 1201 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,582 Liam, a hundred grand of your money, 1202 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,957 a hundred grand of my money. 1203 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,957 We'll get in the ring and we'll have a fight 1204 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:15,582 and you can all watch it on TV. 1205 01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,207 What do you think about that? 1206 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,665 Now are you going to do it 1207 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,832 or are you going to pussy out, you fucking wimp? 1208 01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,707 Thankfully, 1209 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,708 he wasn't in the country at the time. 1210 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,207 Knebworth... 1211 01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:33,415 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1212 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:37,333 - Nice chatting to you, Noel. - Fuck off, cunt. 1213 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,166 Hey, twinkletoes, you coming or what? 1214 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,625 Yeah. Come on. 1215 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,540 ♪ Never ever have I ever felt so sad ♪ 1216 01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,957 Whoo! 1217 01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,625 Good evening, Knebworth. 1218 01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,166 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1219 01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,791 Here's one from my new album. 1220 01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,540 Thank you very much. 1221 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,833 Hiya. 1222 01:08:15,625 --> 01:08:18,374 Fuck me, aren't you Miss Number One 1223 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,707 of the United Kingdom of Britain? 1224 01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,250 - Maybe. - Mm-hm. 1225 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,832 And where did you end up? 1226 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:29,207 I got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1227 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:30,665 Oh... 1228 01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,957 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1229 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:40,625 Anyway, I was just trying to make sense of it. 1230 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,875 Of what? 1231 01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:46,041 "Never Ever". 1232 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:53,249 You don't... What? You don't... You don't like our song? 1233 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,791 Oh, it's fine. I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one, but... 1234 01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:01,707 Well, people seem to like it. 1235 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,415 It would be nice if my fiancé-- 1236 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:08,957 Screaming, jumping around, making fucking speeches... 1237 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,582 And all that bullshit about family. 1238 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:14,499 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1239 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,832 Right. 1240 01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:18,040 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1241 01:09:18,041 --> 01:09:19,458 to get that number one, then? 1242 01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:22,375 Nah. 1243 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:25,958 I bet you left that bit out of your little speech, didn't you? 1244 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,624 You're so fucking ugly when you're wasted. 1245 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,415 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. 1246 01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:37,374 Oh, and won't that be nice! 1247 01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:40,332 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1248 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,665 because something important came up. 1249 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:42,874 It did. 1250 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,290 Getting fucked up with your mates? 1251 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:46,499 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1252 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,957 Which is more than you can. 1253 01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,707 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook, 1254 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,540 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1255 01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:54,540 A number one and she's giving out the advice. 1256 01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,915 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends, 'cause guess what, 1257 01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,249 I don't give a fuck what they think! 1258 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,375 You give a fuck what everyone thinks, Rob. 1259 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:06,541 That's all you give a fuck about. 1260 01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:27,207 Dickhead. 1261 01:10:35,916 --> 01:10:37,874 We need crisps. 1262 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:39,874 We're alright, Nan. 1263 01:10:39,875 --> 01:10:42,665 Well, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1264 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,999 They don't have washing machines in London? 1265 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,499 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1266 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,874 Oh, you bugger. 1267 01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,915 You should come home more often, you know. 1268 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:52,999 She's slowing down. 1269 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,957 Rubbish. Nan will outlive all of us. 1270 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,082 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1271 01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,707 I rang around and I've got a meeting 1272 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,791 with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1273 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:04,790 Nicole's got a number one. 1274 01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:07,249 Fucking Gary's got number ones. 1275 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,749 And here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1276 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:12,582 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1277 01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,749 Bless you, Nan. 1278 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,290 Now, I spoke to your dad. 1279 01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:18,165 Oh, that makes one of us. 1280 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,790 It's been radio silence since I left the band. 1281 01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:22,415 He's agreed to see you again. 1282 01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,749 Agreed? What do you mean? 1283 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:27,791 Well, to have you visit, on your school holidays. 1284 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,207 He called me, remember? 1285 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:38,666 He said it'd been too long. 1286 01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:40,874 He invited me. 1287 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,958 Yes, that's right. I told him to. 1288 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:46,916 You see? 1289 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,957 - Oh, Jesus... - Oh, Betty. 1290 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:53,665 No, no, no. 1291 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,874 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, Betty. 1292 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,790 No. 1293 01:11:58,791 --> 01:12:00,499 It's alright. 1294 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,415 Hey, Nan, it's alright. 1295 01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:03,582 Shhh. 1296 01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:05,290 Come on. Don't cry. 1297 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,707 It's alright. 1298 01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:10,165 - Shhh, Betty. - I'm so sorry, love. 1299 01:12:10,166 --> 01:12:11,999 It's alright, duck. 1300 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,499 I'm sorry. 1301 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,290 ♪ My rhyme's complex, yes! 1302 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,582 ♪ You're just picking up giro cheques, bless ♪ 1303 01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,415 ♪ A whole life for the YTS, oh 1304 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:25,624 ♪ I line up in a line of nine suspects ♪ 1305 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:27,457 ♪ And I wine and dine the fine witness ♪ 1306 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,749 ♪ Then she reclines and resigns to my wish list ♪ 1307 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,874 ♪ So I pop it out like the litmus test ♪ 1308 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,290 ♪ And she's like, am I allowed to lick this yet-- ♪ 1309 01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:37,415 Okay, okay! Hang on, hang on. Ugh. 1310 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:40,749 Listen, I appreciate you coming over, 1311 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,540 but this isn't going to work. 1312 01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:44,332 Guy Chambers. 1313 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:47,374 Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared, 1314 01:12:47,375 --> 01:12:50,249 and I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs. 1315 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,540 You don't mind, do you? 1316 01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,208 So our lawyers had a chat... 1317 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,957 And here we are on a beach. 1318 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,165 Uh, lower... 1319 01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,665 You've only heard half of them. 1320 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,124 And they're all the same. 1321 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,332 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1322 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,832 It's like you've written lyrics 1323 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:06,874 you think other people want to hear. 1324 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,082 I don't know... 1325 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,624 That might be okay in a boyband... 1326 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:11,832 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1327 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,249 Well, it's the only way this works. 1328 01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:17,250 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1329 01:13:21,666 --> 01:13:24,375 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1330 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,125 If you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1331 01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:45,875 I dent easily. 1332 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:50,125 Can you give me a C? 1333 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,665 ♪ You can't-- 1334 01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:56,874 Fuck me. 1335 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:58,541 Better make it a B flat. 1336 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:07,165 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1337 01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:11,165 ♪ The silence was pitiful 1338 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,291 ♪ That day 1339 01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:20,208 ♪ And love is getting too cynical ♪ 1340 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,290 ♪ Passion's just physical 1341 01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:26,458 ♪ These days 1342 01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:34,415 ♪ You analyse everyone you meet ♪ 1343 01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:38,457 ♪ But get no sign 1344 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:41,583 ♪ Loving kind 1345 01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:47,290 ♪ Every night you admit defeat 1346 01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,875 ♪ And cry yourself blind 1347 01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,457 Ah, this is the chorus. 1348 01:14:54,458 --> 01:15:00,124 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1349 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:05,000 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1350 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,749 ♪ If you're lost, hurt 1351 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,415 ♪ Tired or lonely 1352 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,749 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1353 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,124 And the second verse. 1354 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,332 ♪ The DJ-- 1355 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,207 No, no! No! Hang on, hang on. 1356 01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:22,540 Um... 1357 01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:24,999 We have to double the chorus or it'll sound crap. 1358 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,957 What was that list? Lost... 1359 01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:29,249 ♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely... 1360 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,874 Right, that's the hook. That's the gold. 1361 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:34,415 The 'something beautiful' bit is cream on top. You've got... 1362 01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:39,957 ♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely 1363 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,915 And then you repeat. You understand? 1364 01:15:46,916 --> 01:15:47,915 - Yeah. - Right. 1365 01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:49,332 Pick it up from the chorus, 1366 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,374 and, you know, give it some welly. 1367 01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:54,541 Even if it's shit, you got to make it your shit. 1368 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:58,290 Two, three... 1369 01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:02,875 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1370 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:07,666 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1371 01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:14,415 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1372 01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:18,290 ♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪ 1373 01:16:18,291 --> 01:16:19,790 There you go! 1374 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:23,958 ♪ May you find that love that won't leave you ♪ 1375 01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:29,582 ♪ May you find it by the end of the day ♪ 1376 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:35,540 ♪ You won't be lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1377 01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:39,707 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1378 01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,040 One more time. 1379 01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:42,457 ♪ Something beautiful 1380 01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:45,707 ♪ Will come your way 1381 01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:54,916 You're not as crap as I thought. 1382 01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,832 Thanks. 1383 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:00,457 We need to clean it up a bit but it's a start. 1384 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:03,000 Now, what else have you got in there? 1385 01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:05,790 ♪ Radio Wave... 1386 01:17:05,791 --> 01:17:09,332 And coming up we have a surprise guest in the studio. 1387 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:12,290 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy, 1388 01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:13,625 Robbie Williams! 1389 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:18,665 Chris Briggs - manager to the stars. 1390 01:17:18,666 --> 01:17:21,124 Amazingly, he saw something in me. 1391 01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:23,665 I mean, besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze. 1392 01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:25,290 It'll be nice and intimate. 1393 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,749 Fifty people or so - contest winners, 1394 01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,124 so they'll be super excited. 1395 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,082 And just remember it's going out live, 1396 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:32,624 so mind your 'shits' and 'fucks'. 1397 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:35,124 You should start with a cover, something people recognise. 1398 01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,249 We want them to recognise our songs. 1399 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,915 And they will, but you have to woo them first. 1400 01:17:39,916 --> 01:17:41,124 You gotta get me to Knebworth. 1401 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:42,540 How about you get through this one 1402 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,957 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1403 01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:46,165 Just get me there, alright? 1404 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,249 Baby steps, mate. 1405 01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,540 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but-- 1406 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,332 Oh, I don't know. Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi! 1407 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:56,375 Plus, we need the air time. What have you got to lose? 1408 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,457 I would've said my dignity 1409 01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,250 but Take That already stole it, so... 1410 01:18:04,291 --> 01:18:08,416 I mean it, Briggsy, I have got to play Knebworth. 1411 01:18:09,791 --> 01:18:11,207 Whatever it takes. 1412 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,291 It'll take everything. 1413 01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,083 Sure you're ready for that? 1414 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,041 Then make every performance count. 1415 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,375 Light 'em up. 1416 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,290 One, two, three, four. 1417 01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:41,124 ♪ You got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie ♪ 1418 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:43,665 ♪ Do the mashed potato 1419 01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:45,624 ♪ Do the alligator 1420 01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:49,457 ♪ Put your hands on your hips 1421 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,249 ♪ Let your backbone slip 1422 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,415 ♪ Do the watusi 1423 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:57,040 ♪ Like my little Lucy 1424 01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,540 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1425 01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,665 You're going to die! 1426 01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:05,332 You've left the safety of the band 1427 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,790 and now you're going out on your own. 1428 01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:08,040 How does that feel? 1429 01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:09,624 I couldn't be happier. 1430 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:11,457 I'm finally free, you know, 1431 01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:13,874 and this is only the beginning. 1432 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,374 Come on! 1433 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,332 Well, the first punches have been thrown 1434 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:21,332 and it's Gary Barlow at number one... 1435 01:19:21,333 --> 01:19:22,790 Light 'em up. 1436 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,415 ...while Robbie's first album, "Life Thru A Lens", 1437 01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:25,665 has debuted at number eleven. 1438 01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,832 - Robbie's fate now rests... - Oh! 1439 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:29,290 ...on a national charm offensive tour. 1440 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,040 Lock up your daughters, 1441 01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:35,249 lock up your sons. 1442 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:38,124 It's Robbie Williams! 1443 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:42,000 You know what I need you to do! 1444 01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:45,040 One, two, three, four. 1445 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:49,707 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1446 01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:51,416 ♪ Na-na-na-na 1447 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,290 ♪ Na-- 1448 01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,875 I'm gonna rip your fucking eyes out! 1449 01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,707 With his new album... 1450 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:02,207 Come on! ...rocketing up the charts, 1451 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:05,207 ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1452 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,665 ♪ Na-na-na-na 1453 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,290 Please welcome Robbie Williams. 1454 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:09,790 Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen. 1455 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,582 He's an internationally loved star... 1456 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:12,915 ♪ I said watch me do it 1457 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:14,290 I wanna sing, goddamnit! 1458 01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:15,707 ♪ Watch me do it 1459 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:17,374 And I wanna dance. 1460 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:18,790 Being a pop star means 1461 01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:20,290 you can live all your fantasies. 1462 01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:22,957 I think it's what's known as the 'lucky bastard'. 1463 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:24,832 Well, you know, being in a relationship means 1464 01:20:24,833 --> 01:20:27,290 I've put away my shagging boots. 1465 01:20:27,291 --> 01:20:28,832 But I know where the closet is. 1466 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,415 ♪ Dance with me, honey ♪ 1467 01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,375 ♪ Like long tall Sally 1468 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,624 You know the great thing is 1469 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,499 I've actually arrived now, because back... back at home, 1470 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,124 I've been voted the 'Rear of the Year'. 1471 01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:43,499 Is that right? You gonna show us? 1472 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,082 So it's fair to say you're box office, right? 1473 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,707 I've got me platinum disc 1474 01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:50,457 and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now. 1475 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,749 It means I'm very famous. 1476 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:57,415 ♪ One, two, na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1477 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:59,207 We are coming for you! 1478 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:01,415 You can't write. You haven't got 'it'. You've got nothing! 1479 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,874 You are fucking dead! 1480 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,416 Move! Move! 1481 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,666 Light 'em up! 1482 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:26,540 - Robbie! - Fuck off, the lot of ya! 1483 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:27,790 Fuck off! 1484 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,707 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na 1485 01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:37,415 And the winner is... Robbie Williams. 1486 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,999 - Robbie Williams! - It's Robbie Williams! 1487 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,874 And the winner is Robbie Williams! 1488 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,707 - Robbie Williams... - Robbie Williams! 1489 01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:44,624 A perfect end to a great night 1490 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,207 for Robbie Williams. 1491 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,582 I'm sure you all recognise this young man, 1492 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,749 but did you know he had a famous father? 1493 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,124 No! 1494 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,082 If any of you lovely ladies wanna come up 1495 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,332 and sit on Santa's knee, 1496 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,207 I'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1497 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:04,832 Rob?! 1498 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:10,666 Brrrr. 1499 01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:13,208 Light 'em up. 1500 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,540 Whoa! 1501 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:20,957 ♪ You got mashed potato 1502 01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:23,125 ♪ Do the alligator 1503 01:22:24,958 --> 01:22:27,540 We're going to peel your skin off. 1504 01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:28,999 Slit your throat. 1505 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,624 We are going to fucking murder you! 1506 01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:35,333 ♪ Long tall Sally... 1507 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:38,666 ♪ Jump back in the alley, baby ♪ 1508 01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:41,665 ♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪ 1509 01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:43,791 ♪ Oh! Let your backbone slip 1510 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:48,249 ♪ Oh, yeah 1511 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,625 ♪ Oh 1512 01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:54,249 ♪ Yeah! 1513 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,457 Where are you going to run? 1514 01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:00,040 Where are you going to fucking hide? 1515 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,999 You useless little prick! 1516 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,915 You're going to die alone, you cunt! 1517 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:05,207 You're fucking replaceable! 1518 01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:07,165 You can't escape this! 1519 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:19,957 Oh, yes, put it there, son. 1520 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,540 Fan-bloody-tastic! 1521 01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,749 - Listen to that. It's deafening. - Robbie! Robbie! 1522 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,957 Oh, thank you. I'm the dad. 1523 01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:28,749 Taught him everything he knows. 1524 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:30,624 Peter Conway. 1525 01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:32,165 You know what, Chris, entrances and exits. 1526 01:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,332 No one cares about that stuff anymore. 1527 01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:38,207 But tonight, you outshone Tom Jones, lad! 1528 01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,832 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1529 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:44,207 Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1530 01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:46,707 Rob! Rob! 1531 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:50,625 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1532 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,457 Knebworth! Ha ha! 1533 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:57,124 Wait till I tell the lads! 1534 01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,957 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1535 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,874 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. 1536 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,999 Four at most. 1537 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,332 It's incredible. 1538 01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:05,957 It also comes with a new record deal. 1539 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,665 It's obscene! 1540 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:09,540 Yeah-heh-heh! 1541 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:13,499 Look at you! You're bulletproof. Ha ha! 1542 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:15,082 Oh, I need a drink. 1543 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,915 Look at this! Just what the doctor ordered. 1544 01:24:17,916 --> 01:24:19,499 Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. 1545 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,332 Congratulations. 1546 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,583 Thanks, Chris. 1547 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,875 Knebworth. 1548 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,000 How does it feel? 1549 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,166 Crippling. 1550 01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:39,208 It'll sink in. 1551 01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,749 It's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game 1552 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:44,165 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1553 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:45,375 I mean, it's... 1554 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,957 It's one against thousands. 1555 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:51,708 Bollocks! The audience loves ya. 1556 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,333 I can't do it. 1557 01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:59,332 I can't carry Knebworth. 1558 01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:01,457 I'll be like a lamb to the fucking slaughter, Dad. 1559 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,624 - It's just stage fright. - You're not listening! 1560 01:25:03,625 --> 01:25:06,833 No. It's normal. Okay? 1561 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:09,500 You know what's always helped me? 1562 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,790 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1563 01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,166 Don't I know it. 1564 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,499 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad! 1565 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:23,333 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1566 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:26,916 You wanna know why these people are gods? 1567 01:25:28,416 --> 01:25:31,333 'Cause they make other people's problems go away. 1568 01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:35,458 Dad, Dad, stay. Please! 1569 01:26:30,125 --> 01:26:31,957 Whoa! 1570 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,582 My next guest has been climbing the charts 1571 01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:42,082 - and conquering the world. - Here he is! 1572 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,457 Ready? Here's daddy's best mate. 1573 01:26:43,458 --> 01:26:44,915 Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1574 01:26:49,375 --> 01:26:51,124 Well, this has been 1575 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:53,999 a sudden change in fortune for you, has it not? 1576 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,790 I mean, you're flying high. 1577 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,207 Sober as a judge, Parky. 1578 01:26:57,208 --> 01:26:58,540 Well, uh... 1579 01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:00,874 Sorry, sorry, I have to do this. 1580 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:02,207 Ooh! 1581 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,915 Look, Nan, it's Parky! 1582 01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:08,915 Oh, Betty! It's Robert. 1583 01:27:08,916 --> 01:27:10,415 Let's talk if we may 1584 01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:11,874 about this success you've been having. 1585 01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:13,290 I mean, it's not the first time, 1586 01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:14,415 is it? 1587 01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:16,249 You've had it before with Take That. 1588 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,915 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1589 01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:21,165 It means a great deal more to me now. 1590 01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,207 I'm about to perform in front of a record crowd 1591 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,957 at Knebworth in a few weeks. 1592 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:28,999 No, no, stop it. It's nothing. 1593 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,207 It's only the biggest music event in British history! 1594 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:35,332 That's my boy. 1595 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:37,915 But, of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1596 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:39,457 you've broken recently, is it? 1597 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,915 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI - 1598 01:27:42,916 --> 01:27:44,707 eighty million pounds. 1599 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:47,250 - How does that feel? - Ah, I don't know. 1600 01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:51,415 I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1601 01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:53,582 I thought I was quoting that lady 1602 01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:55,082 who famously won the lottery. 1603 01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,957 - But she said... - Spend, spend, spend! 1604 01:27:57,958 --> 01:27:59,582 So no one got it. 1605 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:01,874 Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews. 1606 01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:06,540 How would you describe your time with Take That? 1607 01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:08,915 I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1608 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,249 ...and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1609 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:13,457 Posh said no, didn't she? 1610 01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:17,249 Uh, now, you've connected with many women in the past-- 1611 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,874 Oh, we're going to talk about my sex life. 1612 01:28:19,875 --> 01:28:21,208 Well, I suppose... 1613 01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:24,207 There's nothing to write home about. 1614 01:28:24,208 --> 01:28:26,290 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1615 01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:28,624 Oh, I mean, 1616 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:30,499 how many flat tyres can you have? 1617 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:31,874 The second one... 1618 01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:33,499 ...we didn't even get out of the car. 1619 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,499 There was no way Natalie was gonna ruin her hair, 1620 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,082 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1621 01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:39,165 And the weather was-- 1622 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,874 I'm just popping to the loo. 1623 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:42,582 The weather was horrendous. 1624 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,166 At least the sound was good. 1625 01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,624 My voice was tired, though. 1626 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:48,415 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1627 01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,999 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1628 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,500 I even got the name of the mattress in case we wanted... 1629 01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:56,250 But you're finally settling down? 1630 01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:58,915 I have to be a realist. 1631 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,165 You know, we're both on tour a lot, 1632 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,500 and it can be difficult, you know. 1633 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,832 So tell me, what's it like for Robbie Williams 1634 01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:31,541 to be in love? 1635 01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:35,333 Well, that's difficult too. 1636 01:29:35,875 --> 01:29:37,375 Um... 1637 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,415 Flings are much easier. 1638 01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:52,500 You make me feel so small... 1639 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,333 ...and I've hated you for it... 1640 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,583 ...for making me feel so... 1641 01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:01,916 ...unnecessary. 1642 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:11,041 The fucking awful things you do... 1643 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,458 I thought you couldn't help it. 1644 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,875 But you just don't want to. 1645 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,666 And I can't help you anymore. 1646 01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:49,958 Rob? 1647 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,375 Rob? 1648 01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:03,833 Rob, please say something. 1649 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,625 Baby... 1650 01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:18,249 - Nic, please! - You're a fucking animal! 1651 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:20,415 Babe... Babe, you need to calm down. 1652 01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:22,291 Don't tell me what I need. 1653 01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,665 Listen... 1654 01:31:24,666 --> 01:31:26,707 - Get out! - I can fix it! 1655 01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:28,124 You're too fucking late! 1656 01:31:28,125 --> 01:31:31,040 But I love you! 1657 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:49,332 Easy! Easy now. Come on. 1658 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,999 Briggsy... 1659 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,082 Oh, what the fuck. 1660 01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:54,915 - He's alright. - Course I am! 1661 01:31:54,916 --> 01:31:57,082 Shit! 1662 01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,707 You should've said 'no' to this one. 1663 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,249 To "Top of the Pops"? 1664 01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:01,790 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1665 01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,790 What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1666 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:05,040 The world tour. 1667 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,165 What, he just does Knebworth 1668 01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:07,999 and then he pops his feet up, does he? 1669 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,499 You thought getting to the top was hard. 1670 01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:11,707 Try staying there. 1671 01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:14,124 - On in five. - Come on, you're up. 1672 01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:18,041 Leave it. 1673 01:32:22,458 --> 01:32:24,457 Ooh, it's a woman! 1674 01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:26,332 Hi, Mum, I'm about to go on "Top..." 1675 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,874 Where have you been? 1676 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:29,915 - I've been trying to reach you. - I know, I know, but listen. 1677 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:31,457 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1678 01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:33,457 because my pianist, well, he's accidentally shat himself, 1679 01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:35,040 and it's just a horror show. 1680 01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:36,832 It's your nan. 1681 01:32:36,833 --> 01:32:39,499 She kept asking for ya. 1682 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:41,958 I tried calling ya, but... 1683 01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,625 I'm so sorry, love. She's gone. 1684 01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,290 Come on, mate. Let's go. 1685 01:33:04,916 --> 01:33:08,332 Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone 1686 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:11,082 gets to be the new King of England. 1687 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,124 He's here tonight to sing 1688 01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,957 what has become the unofficial national anthem. 1689 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:19,582 It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's hearts. 1690 01:33:19,583 --> 01:33:23,207 Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed. 1691 01:33:23,208 --> 01:33:25,499 So the next thing you know, 1692 01:33:25,500 --> 01:33:27,957 all the knights are straining... 1693 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:33,582 ...and turning red. 1694 01:33:33,583 --> 01:33:36,083 But nobody could budge it. 1695 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,374 So you can imagine 1696 01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:39,790 how everyone laughed 1697 01:33:39,791 --> 01:33:42,165 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. 1698 01:33:42,166 --> 01:33:43,583 Everyone. 1699 01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:47,124 Except Merlin. 1700 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:51,040 Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered, 1701 01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,999 "Arthur, 1702 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,165 "I know those sexy, muscular knights couldn't do it 1703 01:33:57,166 --> 01:34:00,082 "and you're just a little fart of a child 1704 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:01,915 "with puny little arms. 1705 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:05,583 "But I believe in you." 1706 01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:14,166 ♪ I sit and wait 1707 01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:28,707 ♪ Does an angel 1708 01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:32,750 ♪ Contemplate my fate? 1709 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:40,332 ♪ And do they know the places where we go ♪ 1710 01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:44,916 ♪ When we're grey and old? 1711 01:34:46,541 --> 01:34:49,791 ♪ 'Cause I have been told 1712 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,832 ♪ That salvation 1713 01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:58,833 ♪ Lets their wings unfold 1714 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:03,166 ♪ So when I'm lying in my bed 1715 01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,665 ♪ Thoughts running through my head ♪ 1716 01:35:07,666 --> 01:35:10,291 ♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪ 1717 01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,665 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1718 01:35:16,208 --> 01:35:18,957 ♪ And through it all 1719 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,290 ♪ She offers me protection 1720 01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:25,624 ♪ A lot of love and affection 1721 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:28,707 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong 1722 01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,957 ♪ And down the waterfall 1723 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:35,124 ♪ Wherever it may take me 1724 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:38,540 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1725 01:35:38,541 --> 01:35:41,125 ♪ When I come to call 1726 01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:44,875 ♪ She won't forsake me 1727 01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:50,207 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1728 01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:41,999 ♪ And through it all 1729 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,415 ♪ She offers me protection 1730 01:36:45,416 --> 01:36:48,999 ♪ A lot of love and affection 1731 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:52,082 ♪ Whether I'm right or wrong 1732 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:55,040 ♪ And down the waterfall 1733 01:36:55,041 --> 01:36:58,374 ♪ Wherever it may take me 1734 01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:01,207 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1735 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:04,000 ♪ When I come to call 1736 01:37:05,458 --> 01:37:08,750 ♪ She won't forsake me 1737 01:37:10,375 --> 01:37:14,166 ♪ I'm loving angels instead 1738 01:38:33,416 --> 01:38:35,333 They were out of salt and vinegar. 1739 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:38,083 I don't want 'em. 1740 01:38:38,791 --> 01:38:40,125 Okay. 1741 01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:46,082 Hey, we should get the boys together. 1742 01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:48,999 Hey? Have a little knees-up before your concert tomorrow. 1743 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,415 It'd do you good. 1744 01:38:50,416 --> 01:38:52,000 I can't face it. 1745 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,582 Zip me up. 1746 01:38:58,583 --> 01:39:00,749 Fucking hell. What time's lift-off? 1747 01:39:00,750 --> 01:39:03,125 - It helps hide the fat. - Oh, yeah. 1748 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:08,624 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 1749 01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,582 I can't sleep. 1750 01:39:10,583 --> 01:39:12,165 My back's fucked. 1751 01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:14,832 Yeah, but once you're up there, you're smashing it, so... 1752 01:39:14,833 --> 01:39:17,458 See, that fucks me right off when people say that. 1753 01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:23,916 Being up there's the worst bit. 1754 01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:28,165 Pays alright, though. 1755 01:39:28,166 --> 01:39:29,999 Fuck. 1756 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,708 You don't understand. 1757 01:39:39,958 --> 01:39:42,041 No, no, I don't understand. 1758 01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,875 But at least I'm trying. 1759 01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:48,499 You know all I wanted 1760 01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:51,291 was for you to ask me, just once, how I'm doing. 1761 01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:54,665 You know, with work and my little girl or... 1762 01:39:54,666 --> 01:39:56,249 I'm about to walk out 1763 01:39:56,250 --> 01:40:01,124 to 125,000 people! 1764 01:40:01,125 --> 01:40:04,582 You've got no fucking idea what that feels like. 1765 01:40:04,583 --> 01:40:06,957 Yeah, and you've no idea that I earn in a month 1766 01:40:06,958 --> 01:40:09,374 what you fucking snort in a minute. 1767 01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:11,165 Or... or... or that Kayleigh's shacked up 1768 01:40:11,166 --> 01:40:12,374 with some fucking butcher, 1769 01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:14,040 and so I'm living in an estate 1770 01:40:14,041 --> 01:40:15,540 surrounded by fucking psychopaths! 1771 01:40:15,541 --> 01:40:17,374 Or that I only get to see my kid 1772 01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,082 for two hours every fortnight or-- 1773 01:40:19,083 --> 01:40:20,874 - So you need money? - Fucking hell! 1774 01:40:20,875 --> 01:40:22,540 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 1775 01:40:22,541 --> 01:40:25,124 Jeal... Are you fucking kidding?! 1776 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:27,499 Alright, yeah, I might have close to fuck-all, 1777 01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:30,999 but you, you have fucking nothing! 1778 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,582 And this coming from you - 1779 01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:37,333 a nothing, nobody cunt! 1780 01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:40,749 You know the difference between me and you, Nate? 1781 01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:43,040 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 1782 01:40:43,041 --> 01:40:45,999 It's the fact that I had the fucking balls 1783 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,500 to make something of myself. 1784 01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:00,582 Yeah. 1785 01:41:00,583 --> 01:41:02,915 You bought a ticket to the dream, 1786 01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:05,875 and the dream came true, and... 1787 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:09,166 Yeah, fuck it, I am, I'm jealous of that. 1788 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:12,333 But you can keep the fucking rest. 1789 01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:32,249 Nate! Nate! 1790 01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:35,332 Nate! 1791 01:41:35,333 --> 01:41:38,082 Fuck! 1792 01:41:38,083 --> 01:41:40,499 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1793 01:41:44,708 --> 01:41:49,749 ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea 1794 01:41:49,750 --> 01:41:53,833 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me 1795 01:41:54,875 --> 01:42:00,207 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 1796 01:42:00,208 --> 01:42:06,250 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 1797 01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:11,541 And the crowd goes mild! 1798 01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:16,000 Time to get ready, youth. 1799 01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:19,250 Going by helicopter and all. 1800 01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:23,500 Youth? 1801 01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,625 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1802 01:42:38,166 --> 01:42:39,250 Oh, shit. 1803 01:42:46,375 --> 01:42:47,874 Youth! 1804 01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:57,375 You bastard! I thought you'd passed out. 1805 01:42:58,375 --> 01:43:02,540 I have waited my whole life for you to step up. 1806 01:43:02,541 --> 01:43:06,999 And all it took was booking the biggest concert 1807 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,665 in British history. 1808 01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:10,832 What are you going on about? 1809 01:43:10,833 --> 01:43:12,374 When you left us-- 1810 01:43:12,375 --> 01:43:13,999 Where's all this coming from? 1811 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:19,833 All those years, I thought he's just sorting himself out. 1812 01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:25,999 He'll miss me so much and he'll come back. 1813 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,874 Yeah, and I did. 1814 01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:29,333 Yeah. 1815 01:43:31,125 --> 01:43:33,083 'Cause Nan made you. 1816 01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,415 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 1817 01:43:39,416 --> 01:43:41,790 Where do you think your talent comes from? 1818 01:43:41,791 --> 01:43:43,040 Jesus Christ. 1819 01:43:43,041 --> 01:43:44,790 You've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, 1820 01:43:44,791 --> 01:43:46,249 that's your problem. 1821 01:43:46,250 --> 01:43:48,833 It's a privilege to do what we do. 1822 01:43:50,875 --> 01:43:52,499 What we do? 1823 01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:54,915 You live in a caravan. 1824 01:43:54,916 --> 01:43:57,832 You perform to fifteen fucking people a night. 1825 01:43:57,833 --> 01:44:00,415 And I love every second of it. 1826 01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:02,499 And I don't need pills to get me through. 1827 01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:04,040 Fucking hell... 1828 01:44:04,041 --> 01:44:06,082 Sure, I'd give anything to play to a big crowd. 1829 01:44:06,083 --> 01:44:07,707 Of course I would! 1830 01:44:07,708 --> 01:44:09,707 But if I only ever played to one person 1831 01:44:09,708 --> 01:44:11,540 for the rest of my life, 1832 01:44:11,541 --> 01:44:14,250 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got. 1833 01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:18,665 Unless that person was me, though, right? 1834 01:44:18,666 --> 01:44:22,250 Really?! Who's been cheering you on from the wings, hey? 1835 01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:27,207 Who was it who stopped ya from ruining your career? 1836 01:44:27,208 --> 01:44:29,082 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams 1837 01:44:29,083 --> 01:44:31,291 if it wasn't for me. 1838 01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,833 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 1839 01:44:40,708 --> 01:44:43,333 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 1840 01:44:53,416 --> 01:44:56,458 You off to watch the football, then, yeah? 1841 01:44:58,291 --> 01:44:59,833 Nice one. 1842 01:45:01,458 --> 01:45:04,083 I'll see you in six years! 1843 01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:08,416 You don't have it. 1844 01:45:10,166 --> 01:45:13,040 That's why you never made it! 1845 01:45:14,833 --> 01:45:20,290 Not as a husband, not as a father, not as anything! 1846 01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:27,708 Peter Conway doesn't fucking have it! 1847 01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:52,375 Everything has come down to this. 1848 01:45:54,416 --> 01:45:56,333 They've come for me. 1849 01:45:57,875 --> 01:46:00,291 And I'm going to die out there. 1850 01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:04,790 This is the end. 1851 01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:50,375 Light 'em up. 1852 01:47:06,833 --> 01:47:08,457 ♪ Hell is gone and heaven's here ♪ 1853 01:47:08,458 --> 01:47:10,332 ♪ There's nothing left for you to fear ♪ 1854 01:47:10,333 --> 01:47:12,999 ♪ Shake your ass, come over here, now scream ♪ 1855 01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:18,165 ♪ I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be ♪ 1856 01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:20,957 ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪ 1857 01:47:20,958 --> 01:47:26,875 ♪ So, come on, let me entertain you ♪ 1858 01:47:29,416 --> 01:47:34,958 ♪ Let me entertain you 1859 01:47:37,625 --> 01:47:39,415 ♪ Life's too short for you to die ♪ 1860 01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:41,374 ♪ So grab yourself an alibi 1861 01:47:41,375 --> 01:47:44,000 ♪ Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher ♪ 1862 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:46,957 ♪ Separate your right from wrong ♪ 1863 01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,749 ♪ Come and sing a different song ♪ 1864 01:47:48,750 --> 01:47:51,707 ♪ The kettle's on, so don't be long, mon cher ♪ 1865 01:47:51,708 --> 01:47:53,165 ♪ So, come on 1866 01:47:53,166 --> 01:47:58,375 ♪ Let me entertain you 1867 01:48:00,750 --> 01:48:05,416 ♪ Let me entertain you 1868 01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:10,540 Good evening, Knebworth. 1869 01:48:13,250 --> 01:48:15,249 My name is Robbie Williams. 1870 01:48:16,541 --> 01:48:18,665 This is my band. 1871 01:48:18,666 --> 01:48:22,249 And for the next two hours, your arse is mine! 1872 01:48:23,583 --> 01:48:25,415 ♪ Look me up in the Yellow Pages ♪ 1873 01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:27,457 ♪ I will be your rock of ages ♪ 1874 01:48:27,458 --> 01:48:29,375 ♪ See-through fads and your crazy phases ♪ 1875 01:48:31,166 --> 01:48:33,332 ♪ Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep ♪ 1876 01:48:33,333 --> 01:48:34,999 ♪ Popped a pill and fell asleep... ♪ 1877 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:37,124 We're going to slaughter you. 1878 01:48:37,125 --> 01:48:39,249 You're fucking useless! 1879 01:48:39,250 --> 01:48:42,749 ♪ Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned ♪ 1880 01:48:42,750 --> 01:48:46,207 ♪ But we're the generation that's got to be heard ♪ 1881 01:48:46,208 --> 01:48:48,165 ♪ You're tired of your teachers... ♪ 1882 01:48:48,166 --> 01:48:51,290 You've got nowhere to go! 1883 01:48:51,291 --> 01:48:53,790 Do everyone a favour and fucking end it! 1884 01:48:53,791 --> 01:48:58,415 - Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! - ♪ Let me entertain you 1885 01:49:01,833 --> 01:49:06,832 ♪ Let me entertain you 1886 01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:12,374 There's only one way out! 1887 01:49:12,375 --> 01:49:14,540 You don't deserve to fucking live. 1888 01:49:14,541 --> 01:49:15,999 You will never be enough! 1889 01:49:17,541 --> 01:49:21,124 ♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪ 1890 01:49:21,125 --> 01:49:24,915 ♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪ 1891 01:49:24,916 --> 01:49:28,582 ♪ Here is the place where the feeling grows ♪ 1892 01:49:28,583 --> 01:49:30,999 ♪ You gotta get high before you... ♪ 1893 01:49:32,666 --> 01:49:37,000 ♪ Let me entertain you 1894 01:49:40,625 --> 01:49:45,375 ♪ Let me entertain you 1895 01:49:48,416 --> 01:49:53,749 ♪ Let me entertain you 1896 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:56,499 ♪ Come on, come on 1897 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:57,874 - ♪ Come on, come on - Whoa! 1898 01:49:57,875 --> 01:49:59,624 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1899 01:49:59,625 --> 01:50:03,207 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1900 01:50:03,208 --> 01:50:05,290 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1901 01:50:05,291 --> 01:50:07,374 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1902 01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:10,040 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1903 01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,082 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1904 01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:14,665 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1905 01:50:14,666 --> 01:50:16,290 No, no, noooo! 1906 01:50:16,291 --> 01:50:18,040 Argh! 1907 01:50:36,750 --> 01:50:38,957 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1908 01:50:38,958 --> 01:50:40,957 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1909 01:50:40,958 --> 01:50:43,499 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1910 01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:45,999 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1911 01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,957 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1912 01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:50,958 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1913 01:50:51,916 --> 01:50:54,082 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1914 01:50:54,083 --> 01:50:56,290 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1915 01:50:56,291 --> 01:50:59,708 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1916 01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,416 Argh! 1917 01:51:30,583 --> 01:51:34,333 ♪ Send someone to love me 1918 01:51:37,541 --> 01:51:41,083 ♪ I need to rest in arms 1919 01:51:47,083 --> 01:51:50,291 ♪ Keep me safe from harm 1920 01:51:53,708 --> 01:51:55,875 ♪ In pouring rain 1921 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,333 ♪ As my soul 1922 01:52:14,333 --> 01:52:17,500 ♪ Heals the shame 1923 01:52:21,458 --> 01:52:27,333 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1924 01:52:31,791 --> 01:52:37,125 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1925 01:53:19,458 --> 01:53:22,999 ♪ Send someone to love me 1926 01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:26,416 ♪ I need to rest in arms 1927 01:53:27,375 --> 01:53:30,125 ♪ Keep me safe from harm 1928 01:53:31,250 --> 01:53:34,166 ♪ In pouring rain 1929 01:53:35,333 --> 01:53:38,125 ♪ Give me endless summer 1930 01:53:39,166 --> 01:53:42,541 ♪ Lord, I fear the cold 1931 01:53:43,625 --> 01:53:46,832 ♪ Feel I'm getting old 1932 01:53:46,833 --> 01:53:49,833 ♪ Before my time 1933 01:53:52,083 --> 01:53:55,374 ♪ As my soul 1934 01:53:55,375 --> 01:53:57,875 ♪ Heals the shame 1935 01:54:00,083 --> 01:54:05,750 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1936 01:54:07,625 --> 01:54:13,540 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1937 01:54:13,541 --> 01:54:15,375 I lost the house. 1938 01:54:16,416 --> 01:54:19,291 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 1939 01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:25,250 You are next, if you want to share. 1940 01:54:30,291 --> 01:54:32,625 I feel a bit stupid, to be honest. 1941 01:54:36,750 --> 01:54:39,375 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 1942 01:54:42,166 --> 01:54:44,833 It's a bit fucking embarrassing, to be frank. 1943 01:54:48,083 --> 01:54:50,750 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 1944 01:54:53,416 --> 01:54:55,541 But fame's got fuck-all to do with me. 1945 01:54:56,541 --> 01:54:59,457 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 1946 01:54:59,458 --> 01:55:03,832 The shagging, the boozing, the showing your bollocks on TV 1947 01:55:03,833 --> 01:55:05,833 and people cheering you for it. 1948 01:55:06,958 --> 01:55:08,708 Fame looks good in a photo. 1949 01:55:12,333 --> 01:55:16,000 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 1950 01:55:17,708 --> 01:55:19,666 So I am fifteen. 1951 01:55:21,875 --> 01:55:23,541 I'm stunted. 1952 01:55:25,291 --> 01:55:27,166 I'm unevolved. 1953 01:55:29,583 --> 01:55:32,249 And that's why I'm always like, "Oh, it's okay. 1954 01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:34,624 "I think I'm a cunt. I'm fine with it." 1955 01:55:34,625 --> 01:55:37,041 So I get in there before you do. 1956 01:55:39,625 --> 01:55:42,708 And I fucking hate myself for it. 1957 01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:52,165 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 1958 01:55:52,166 --> 01:55:54,499 Repairing close relationships 1959 01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:58,333 is a good first step to repairing ourselves. 1960 01:56:11,416 --> 01:56:15,000 ♪ Go easy on my conscience 1961 01:56:15,958 --> 01:56:18,625 ♪ 'Cause it's not my fault 1962 01:56:19,791 --> 01:56:22,999 ♪ I know I've been taught 1963 01:56:23,000 --> 01:56:26,000 ♪ To take the blame 1964 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:49,416 ♪ As my soul heals the shame 1965 01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:56,958 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1966 01:56:58,708 --> 01:57:04,583 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1967 01:57:50,375 --> 01:57:55,999 ♪ Give me endless summer Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 1968 01:57:58,500 --> 01:58:01,208 You did it. And you deserve this. 1969 01:58:09,125 --> 01:58:14,415 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1970 01:58:14,416 --> 01:58:19,541 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1971 01:58:33,333 --> 01:58:38,665 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can 1972 01:58:38,666 --> 01:58:41,125 ♪ To be a better man 1973 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:47,291 ♪ To be a better man 1974 01:58:51,375 --> 01:58:55,832 ♪ To be a better man 1975 01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:10,040 Good evening, folks. Good evening, you slags. 1976 01:59:10,041 --> 01:59:11,790 No, good evening, folks. 1977 01:59:11,791 --> 01:59:14,790 So, who is Robbie Williams? 1978 01:59:14,791 --> 01:59:16,707 Well, I've been called many things - 1979 01:59:16,708 --> 01:59:19,832 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat. 1980 01:59:19,833 --> 01:59:21,790 But while I'm all those things, 1981 01:59:21,791 --> 01:59:24,832 I want to show you how I really see myself. 1982 01:59:24,833 --> 01:59:27,290 So, sit back, relax, 1983 01:59:27,291 --> 01:59:31,000 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 1984 01:59:34,041 --> 01:59:37,916 So, the story starts... 1985 02:00:13,083 --> 02:00:16,290 This is the last song of the evening. 1986 02:00:18,333 --> 02:00:19,790 It's sadder than that. 1987 02:00:21,625 --> 02:00:23,582 It's much sadder than that. 1988 02:00:24,916 --> 02:00:27,249 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 1989 02:00:27,250 --> 02:00:29,457 and making my dream come true. 1990 02:00:34,000 --> 02:00:35,875 I want to thank my mum... 1991 02:00:37,041 --> 02:00:39,082 ...for being there when I needed ya. 1992 02:00:40,625 --> 02:00:42,249 Always. 1993 02:00:42,250 --> 02:00:43,833 I love you. 1994 02:00:56,791 --> 02:00:58,083 You guessed it, folks! 1995 02:01:00,375 --> 02:01:04,082 ♪ And now, the end is near 1996 02:01:04,083 --> 02:01:05,624 If you know the words, sing up. 1997 02:01:05,625 --> 02:01:07,249 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 1998 02:01:08,750 --> 02:01:11,958 ♪ ..the final curtain 1999 02:01:13,083 --> 02:01:18,374 ♪ My friends, I'll say it clear ♪ 2000 02:01:18,375 --> 02:01:21,374 ♪ And state my case 2001 02:01:21,375 --> 02:01:23,874 ♪ On which I'm certain 2002 02:01:23,875 --> 02:01:25,249 I love you, Robbie! 2003 02:01:25,250 --> 02:01:30,375 ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 2004 02:01:31,375 --> 02:01:36,665 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 2005 02:01:36,666 --> 02:01:38,082 Come on. 2006 02:01:38,083 --> 02:01:40,790 ♪ And more... Everybody! 2007 02:01:40,791 --> 02:01:43,165 ♪ Much more than this 2008 02:01:43,166 --> 02:01:49,041 ♪ I did it my way 2009 02:01:50,833 --> 02:01:52,582 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2010 02:01:52,583 --> 02:01:54,791 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2011 02:01:56,125 --> 02:01:58,790 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2012 02:01:58,791 --> 02:02:01,208 People say I sing a bit like him too. 2013 02:02:02,375 --> 02:02:03,999 He's made me who I am - 2014 02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:07,375 all the good things and a touch of the bad. 2015 02:02:08,500 --> 02:02:10,707 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2016 02:02:10,708 --> 02:02:13,166 We haven't performed together for... 2017 02:02:14,333 --> 02:02:16,166 ...twenty five years. 2018 02:02:18,166 --> 02:02:20,957 But I've wanted to every day since. 2019 02:02:20,958 --> 02:02:23,750 Please welcome to the stage... 2020 02:02:24,750 --> 02:02:25,915 ...my dad. 2021 02:02:46,416 --> 02:02:47,749 Thank you very much. 2022 02:02:47,750 --> 02:02:51,000 What do you think, youth, shall we light 'em up? 2023 02:02:52,958 --> 02:02:54,791 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2024 02:02:57,625 --> 02:03:02,040 ♪ Regrets, I've had a few 2025 02:03:02,041 --> 02:03:03,707 Me too. 2026 02:03:03,708 --> 02:03:06,207 ♪ But then again 2027 02:03:06,208 --> 02:03:08,833 ♪ Too few to mention 2028 02:03:10,208 --> 02:03:14,875 ♪ I did what I had to do 2029 02:03:16,166 --> 02:03:17,832 ♪ And saw it through 2030 02:03:19,166 --> 02:03:22,083 ♪ Without exemption 2031 02:03:23,208 --> 02:03:28,082 ♪ I planned each charted course ♪ 2032 02:03:28,083 --> 02:03:31,749 ♪ Each careful step 2033 02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:34,666 ♪ Along the byway 2034 02:03:36,791 --> 02:03:39,249 - I'm sorry, Robert. - I know, Dad. 2035 02:03:39,250 --> 02:03:41,540 You always had it, you know. 2036 02:03:41,541 --> 02:03:45,040 Now, look at you. You're one of the gods. 2037 02:03:45,041 --> 02:03:47,374 ♪ My way 2038 02:03:47,375 --> 02:03:51,040 ♪ Yes, there were times ♪ 2039 02:03:51,041 --> 02:03:53,500 ♪ I'm sure you knew 2040 02:03:54,833 --> 02:03:59,416 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 2041 02:04:00,750 --> 02:04:03,582 ♪ And through it all 2042 02:04:03,583 --> 02:04:05,958 ♪ When there was doubt 2043 02:04:06,958 --> 02:04:12,749 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 2044 02:04:12,750 --> 02:04:15,540 ♪ I faced it all 2045 02:04:15,541 --> 02:04:18,250 ♪ And I stood tall 2046 02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:25,165 ♪ And did it my way 2047 02:04:42,916 --> 02:04:44,666 Peter Conway, everybody. 2048 02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:47,166 My dad! 2049 02:04:48,541 --> 02:04:50,374 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2050 02:04:50,375 --> 02:04:51,790 Oh, Robbie... 2051 02:04:51,791 --> 02:04:56,333 ♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪ 2052 02:04:57,666 --> 02:05:03,250 ♪ I've had my fill My share of losing ♪ 2053 02:05:04,375 --> 02:05:07,207 ♪ And now 2054 02:05:07,208 --> 02:05:10,957 ♪ As tears subside 2055 02:05:10,958 --> 02:05:15,500 ♪ I find it all so amusing 2056 02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:21,875 ♪ To think I did all that 2057 02:05:22,875 --> 02:05:25,416 ♪ And may I say 2058 02:05:26,416 --> 02:05:29,000 ♪ Not in a shy way 2059 02:05:30,333 --> 02:05:34,790 ♪ Oh, no Oh, no, not me ♪ 2060 02:05:34,791 --> 02:05:40,749 ♪ I did it my way 2061 02:05:40,750 --> 02:05:44,665 ♪ For what is a man 2062 02:05:44,666 --> 02:05:47,125 ♪ What has he got? 2063 02:05:48,125 --> 02:05:53,583 ♪ If not himself, then he has naught ♪ 2064 02:05:54,708 --> 02:05:59,458 ♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪ 2065 02:06:00,458 --> 02:06:04,040 ♪ And not the words 2066 02:06:04,041 --> 02:06:07,290 ♪ Of one who kneels 2067 02:06:07,291 --> 02:06:09,416 ♪ Let the record show 2068 02:06:10,875 --> 02:06:13,291 ♪ I took the blows 2069 02:06:14,958 --> 02:06:16,874 ♪ And did it 2070 02:06:16,875 --> 02:06:20,457 ♪ My 2071 02:06:20,458 --> 02:06:23,833 ♪ Way 2072 02:06:35,291 --> 02:06:36,958 We love you! 2073 02:06:41,541 --> 02:06:47,291 Nan! This is your grandson singing and I love you. 2074 02:06:50,416 --> 02:06:52,499 ♪ I did it 2075 02:06:52,500 --> 02:06:56,707 ♪ My 2076 02:06:56,708 --> 02:07:00,041 ♪ Way 2077 02:07:06,416 --> 02:07:09,707 Who did I love when I was a kid? 2078 02:07:09,708 --> 02:07:13,124 I loved Frank Sinatra. 2079 02:07:13,125 --> 02:07:14,790 Come on! 2080 02:07:14,791 --> 02:07:17,416 And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer. 2081 02:07:18,416 --> 02:07:21,999 Shit! That's who I am. That feels good to me. 2082 02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:25,749 I want to make the twelve-year-old at my nan's, 2083 02:07:25,750 --> 02:07:29,124 watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe. 2084 02:07:29,125 --> 02:07:31,374 I wanted to make that same twelve-year-old 2085 02:07:31,375 --> 02:07:33,000 feel safe onstage. 2086 02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:37,290 I'm a fucking entertainer. 2087 02:07:37,291 --> 02:07:40,124 It might be cabaret, but it's world-class cabaret, 2088 02:07:40,125 --> 02:07:42,166 and I'm the fucking best at it. 2089 02:07:45,500 --> 02:07:46,666 Fuck yourselves! 2090 02:08:03,666 --> 02:08:07,290 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2091 02:08:07,291 --> 02:08:11,833 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2092 02:08:13,708 --> 02:08:17,208 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2093 02:08:17,541 --> 02:08:22,208 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2094 02:08:23,833 --> 02:08:26,915 ♪ Why do you look at me that way? ♪ 2095 02:08:26,916 --> 02:08:29,790 ♪ I'm not a problem that needs solving ♪ 2096 02:08:29,791 --> 02:08:32,500 ♪ The truth is still evolving 2097 02:08:33,958 --> 02:08:37,124 ♪ Life is the choices that we make ♪ 2098 02:08:37,125 --> 02:08:39,874 ♪ We're the masters of our own fate ♪ 2099 02:08:39,875 --> 02:08:42,458 ♪ The painter and the paint 2100 02:08:43,791 --> 02:08:48,374 ♪ You need to lose your mind 2101 02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:53,540 ♪ To get back to the light 2102 02:08:53,541 --> 02:08:55,916 ♪ Sometimes 2103 02:08:57,083 --> 02:09:00,291 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2104 02:09:00,833 --> 02:09:05,583 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2105 02:09:07,041 --> 02:09:10,957 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2106 02:09:10,958 --> 02:09:15,750 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2107 02:09:17,208 --> 02:09:20,332 ♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied 2108 02:09:20,333 --> 02:09:23,124 ♪ I made a lot of poor decisions ♪ 2109 02:09:23,125 --> 02:09:26,208 ♪ Yeah, I made some revisions ♪ 2110 02:09:27,458 --> 02:09:30,624 ♪ And I'm still trying to get it right ♪ 2111 02:09:30,625 --> 02:09:35,541 ♪ I'm a living contradiction The cure and the affliction ♪ 2112 02:09:36,916 --> 02:09:41,832 ♪ You need to lose your mind 2113 02:09:41,833 --> 02:09:46,749 ♪ To get back to the light 2114 02:09:46,750 --> 02:09:49,250 ♪ Sometimes 2115 02:09:50,208 --> 02:09:53,750 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2116 02:09:53,958 --> 02:09:58,458 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2117 02:10:00,208 --> 02:10:03,750 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2118 02:10:04,166 --> 02:10:08,749 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2119 02:10:08,750 --> 02:10:13,125 ♪ So do you love me now? 2120 02:10:14,250 --> 02:10:18,708 ♪ Or did I let you down? 2121 02:10:19,208 --> 02:10:22,165 ♪ You said you wanted all my secrets ♪ 2122 02:10:22,166 --> 02:10:24,582 ♪ So I showed you all my demons ♪ 2123 02:10:24,583 --> 02:10:29,041 ♪ Do you love me now? 2124 02:10:30,500 --> 02:10:33,875 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2125 02:10:34,375 --> 02:10:39,000 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2126 02:10:40,500 --> 02:10:43,958 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2127 02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:49,958 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪